PNP's birthday salute to Agatha Christie begins when Ms. Marple witnesses a murder on a train.
Murder, she said.
Then, a man embarks on a life of crime after Union troops ransack his home, Al Jennings of Oklahoma.
The Most Wanted Men are on TNT.
Aaaaaah!
You're chilling at home and you're all alone.
When your peace and quiet is blown, danger, murder are in your face.
I'm a private dick on a case.
Help is all the way, no need to flee. It's detectives making noise on TNT.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a train detective.
Four twenty-five dollars a day plus expenses. They'll figure out what the sense is.
They got a mind that's like a steel trap and they don't take notes.
Shut your mouth.
They work all day and through the night, not losing sight until they get it right.
Of course, that's why I like it. Crime.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's some names to help you out.
Nick and Nora have the master plan. They cracked the case of the thin man.
Murderer is right in this room.
And the evil doer met his doom.
Here's more so don't start freaking, cause we got...
Charlie Towns speaking.
But if you're in a bit more trouble, here's my man Marlo.
And his double.
Or you might have an occasion for needing legal persuasion.
Harry Mason's demand to pay. Objective that is yes, aye.
Now don't get scared and fly the coop.
Miss Marple's the baddest lady snoop. Snoop.
Josh has working overtime. This cat is always fighting crime when trouble's near.
Cats won't split.
Now ready, can you dig it?
Maybe you're thinking this is not enough.
Hold up, here's more. This is off the cuff.
Or the cash you got.
Or the fop can't find it with the Saint, you know.
Maybe the Fox is nip out a clue. Or her Nancy Drew will know what to do.
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See?
See murder, she said, as Agatha Christie Week continues next on TNT.
Turn to murder, she said, in a moment on TNT.
She was just a kid when she delivered one of the most famous lines in movie history.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
TNT salutes Lauren Bacall with a whisper.
You just put your lips together and blow.
And a kiss.
When TNT says happy birthday to our good friend Lauren Bacall with four Bogard and Bacall flicks.
Wednesday night on TNT.
Ooh, tell everyone you've got to go. Cause Oprah's on, she's starting the show.
Oprah's on.
Yeah, Oprah's on. Telephone lines are burning.
Chop what you're doing, make sure you're turning.
Oprah's on, you've got to see this.
Oprah's on, something you can't miss.
No one's here.
Where's everyone gone?
I know.
Oprah's on.
Say it.
Oprah's on.
Yes, she is.
Oprah's on.
Stop! This Charmin's not squeezably soft.
Maybe the fluffer broke down.
Oh, no. We fluffed every sheet of Charmin for a deep down squeezable softness.
So if it's not squeezable...
It's not Charmin.
Hey, what's this?
That's it. You fixed the fluffer. It's squeezable again.
So is this, Chief. New folk will read sentence Charmin. The sense put on the core, not the paper.
Makes sense to me.
Charmin's so squeezable.
Because it's so squeezable.
Mom, know what I'm thinking?
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Brownies!
Only Duncan Hines Double Fudge Brownies gives you both chocolate fudge in the batter and a packet of extra fudge.
So you get chewy chocolate double fudge brownies.
Mmm. Know what I'm thinking?
Easy.
Know what else?
No.
Okay.
How to make your moist delicious best...
Duncan Hines.
Excuse me. Do you know what stock options are?
I wish I did.
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Tim won't be going to work today.
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And all Pat can do is watch her kids grow up without her.
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is taking away the best years of their lives with its crippling symptoms.
But many doctors won't even diagnose it.
Others say it's a form of depression. Some dismiss it as fraud.
Now, a News for Medicine special examines all sides of the disease.
Sick and Tired, beginning tonight at 8 Eastern on CNN.
Sunday night, two no-huddle offenses beat the Colts and the Bills.
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And now back to Murder, She Said on TNT.
We will return to Murder, She Said in a moment on TNT.
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In the Old West, only the strongest survive.
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Of all the arguments against abortion, these are the most compelling.
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To Murder, She Sand in a moment on TNT.
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This week, Desi Arnaz Jr. hosts the Long Long Trailer.
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