We're crazy about westerns.
TV land.
What do kids see in a bowl of new Campbell's Mega Noodle Soup?
More fun than a grown-up could ever imagine.
What's so funny?
Nothing.
What do moms see in Campbell's Mega Noodle Soup?
More nourishment than kids could ever imagine.
New Campbell's Mega Noodle Soup.
Three different noodle shapes and chicken broth.
Want a snack that has something for everyone?
We have a soup for that.
Campbell's New Mega Noodle.
Want more fun?
Try Campbell's Chicken and Stars Double Noodle and Chicken Noodle O's.
The Outback has finally come to town.
Introducing the Subaru Outback Sedan.
A completely new kind of car that combines the rugged traction and control of full-time
all-wheel drive with a decidedly uptown look.
My content.
Outback Sedan, yet another first from Subaru.
Take a breath.
Notice anything?
Well, if you happen to have a tick-tack in your mouth, you would.
You notice your breath tastes fresh.
All around you would notice a fresh breath too.
Can you breathe without a tick-tack?
Of course.
But I wouldn't recommend it.
I'm concerned about my cholesterol.
Got a bite.
Cutting back on junk food.
But it's not all that easy.
Fortunately, my wife Joy discovered a new spread called Take Control.
Take Control is made from natural soybean extract.
Studies suggest it helps to lower bad cholesterol up to 10%.
And it's delicious.
New Take Control, a weapon to help lower cholesterol.
Now available in three delicious salad dressings.
Cheeseburger.
I want a cheeseburger.
Juicy.
Cheeseburger.
We get the feeling introducing new cheeseburger Hot Pockets would be smart.
Char grilled beef, American cheese stuffed in a crispy crust.
It's a guess, but we think people will like it.
Cheeseburger, new from Hot Pockets.
You're watching TV Land.
Malcolm Bondon, you just won TV Land's ultimate fan search.
What are you gonna do now?
I'm going to TV Land.
Woo!
That's right.
And in TV Land, you'll have your own one-hour weekly block to program all your favorite
TV Land shows.
You can choose from hours and hours of episodes from our vast television library.
Sitcoms, dramas, rarities, you want it, you got it.
It's a dream come true.
Look for Malcolm's Hours starting November 19th in TV Land.
This month on Starz.
You have something I want.
I don't have anything.
It's movies, movies, new hit movies.
I blew up the building.
Why?
Because you made a phone call.
More new hit movies in prime time.
Things are looking up, Ferdy.
Movies you'll see first on Starz, only on Starz.
Don't miss these great movies on Starz.
Thank you for tuning in.
And remember, let go.
Give in.
Give in.
Make their holiday the doughboy way.
Absolutely.
Pretty impressive.
I wonder where she gets it from.
I wonder.
Oh.
Soft.
Fresh.
Incredibly thin.
Introducing Carefree Ultra Thins, the thinnest panty liners ever so you feel nothing but
clean and fresh every day.
New Carefree Ultra Thins.
Give me five of those.
13 of these, 15 of these, 16 of these, all of those.
What would you do if you won a million dollars?
In honor of Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 2, Toys R Us presents Buzz and Woody's Toy Roundup
Game.
Grab your game piece from our weekly flyer and bring it to Toys R Us or Kids R Us to
see if you've won a million dollars.
A Chevy Astro van or a Walt Disney World Resort vacation.
Buzz and Woody's Toy Roundup Game, only at Toys R Us.
And one tour guide Barbie, a formal sister.
If you feel like your body chemistry is working overtime and you sweat more than other women,
then you know it takes more than the strength of steel to deal with it.
It takes the strength of platinum.
Introducing Secret Platinum Protection.
This platinum strength secret is the strongest form of antiperspirants you can get without
a prescription.
In fact, nothing is stronger.
New Secret Platinum Protection.
It's more than strong enough for them.
It's strong enough for you.
Do you want your parties to be really special?
Try Rocher.
The European speciality your guests will adore.
Smooth chocolate, crunchy hazelnut, a luxurious taste sensation.
It's more of a party with Rocher.
Well, y'all stay tuned now.
You hear?
Whether you're riding high or just laid back, roll into the Ten Spot this fall and get into
the new seasons of Biorythm, Fanatic, Celebrity Deathmatch and The Tom Green Show.
And if that's not enough, let it ride with more new episodes of Road Rules, Real World
Ruin and Making the Video, all rolling in this fall at the Ten Spot.
Roll Bounce to the Ounce.
It's time for the King Big Kids Meal.
Come and catch them all.
The Look.
Look Who?
JC Penny.
The Look.
Look Who?
JC Penny.
Hey, I'm down here on Frant Road to find out what these fellas think about Perk Plus with
clean conditioning.
Grant, you're about to get shampooed.
All right, now just gently lower him on back down.
This is Perk Plus, man.
It's got water-based conditioning.
The old kind, you couldn't hold someone upside down.
Change in America, one frat house at a time.
So ladies, what do you think about Jake's hair?
Does it look good?
It's clean.
I love it.
I bet it's manageable, too.
That's Perk Plus with clean conditioning.
Come on, let us wash your hair.
We're crazy about television.
You're watching TV Land.
Witness the power of the tarot.
What do you see about me and my boyfriend?
Well, I see that you don't feel like he's going to make a long-term commitment.
He has no intention of spending the rest of his life with you or with anyone for that
matter.
So I have a big decision to make, huh?
I think you've already made it.
The three of cups, the three of swords, and the three of wands come up here.
You have a three-year pattern.
What happened three years ago?
Uh, 1996.
I got divorced in 96.
And what happened in 93?
Wow, I was engaged to someone else and we broke it off in 93.
And how long did that relationship last?
Three years.
Oh my goodness.
You get afraid and you run every time after about three years.
This is your pattern.
Would you believe I never realized that?
Caution.
A tarot card reading may be very personal and intense.
Be prepared for amazing revelations.
Call for your free tarot reading now.
Call 1-800-819-2234.
We're crazy about Westerns.
TV Land.
Two directors.
Go from Ron Howard to Rob Reiner.
Too easy.
It's proven.
Little Ron Howard was on Daniel Boone, as was Burgess Meredith, who appeared on Mannix.
You always use Mannix.
It counts.
Robert Reed, a Mannix regular, gets me to the Brady Bunch with Alan Melvin.
Sam the Butcher.
And Archie's buddy on All in the Family, Rob Reiner.
Now do it again, but no Mannix.
Yeah.
That was great.
Megalovania.
For all those tender moments and for the chance to share this special meal together, we give
thanks.
How come you never look at me like that?
Okay, I think it's time.
I want to jump in.
Wow, that was so dirty.
Here we go.
Butterball.
Always tender, always juicy.
The best of all is Butterball.
There's a reason.
Pier One has everything you need for holiday entertaining and decorating.
Something for every room in your home, for every occasion.
From the perfect holiday table to getting your home ready for the season.
It's all one of a kind, and it's exclusively at Pier One.
The color, style, and value you'll only find at Pier One.
Get a great start on the season at Pier One now.
I was about as miserable as a girl could be.
Heartburn worse than yesterday's coffee and pain.
My antacid didn't do the whole job.
And pepsi takes so long.
Then I tried Alka-Seltzer.
It just plain worked better.
Alka-Seltzer, the only one with the medicines to relieve all your symptoms.
It really works.