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And the Academy Award goes to...
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Cheers, cheers, cheers.
You little buzzard, am I ever proud of you.
See Ronnie Howard on the Andy Griffith Show here on TV Land.
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Who wrote Girls, Girls, Girls, and what was that about?
Porn and questions.
Have you ever kissed a bearded lady before?
No.
Profound topics.
They like to dress up as women.
But these guys don't just come to talk.
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Every weeknight at 1110 Central.
Now you may call this a freak show.
But you know what I call it?
A family.
Only a huge one.
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ADT blankets your home with an invisible wall of protection.
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Open country.
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Some smaller than others.
So it's no surprise that more Americans choose ADT to help protect their homes than any other
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We're always there with the most sophisticated technology and skilled professionals, helping
to keep you safe from burglary, fire, flood, even carbon monoxide.
ADT blankets your home with an invisible wall of protection.
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Call 800-ADT-ASAP or an ADT authorized dealer.
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At ADT, we give you more than a security system.
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Yeah, he's got you.
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Endless skies.
Open country.
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Readiness ahead, Captain.
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