And that's why you should spend April Fool's Day in TV Land.
Tonight, starting at 8 p.m.
Gee, these roses don't look too rosy.
Sometimes Mother Nature needs a little help.
Like when Raymond's constipated.
Marie!
I give him Phillips.
It works like nature intended, gentle and stimulant free.
Unlike other overnight laxatives that contain stimulants, which can cause discomfort and cramps.
Phillips helps his body work more naturally to relieve constipation so comfortably,
he's his usual rosy self.
Not like these flowers.
Sometimes Mother Nature needs a little help.
Phillips, the comfortable way.
There are many good reasons to get a home security system from ADT.
We're home.
This is where we live.
Some smaller than others.
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helping to keep you safe from burglary, fire, flood, even carbon monoxide.
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We give you a feeling of security.
No matter what.
Yeah, I just got ya.
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Plus up to 20% off your basic homeowner's insurance.
ADT. Always there.
Pepperidge Farm Sausalito Cookies. Mounds of chocolate and macadamia nuts.
Hey, if you're gonna have a cookie, have a cookie.
Pepperidge Farm. Never have an ordinary day.
Burger King asked me, Metal Lock Lemon, to take their big beefy and juicy Wapa
and show you some of the ways you can have it your way.
And I'm gonna do it my way.
All right.
The Wapa comes with tomato lettuce, onion meal, and ketchup.
But you can have a Wapa with extra ketchup or with mayo, but no ketchup.
Or with ketchup, mayo, and lettuce.
Or with ketchup, mayo, pickle, and lettuce.
Or with ketchup, mayo, pickle, and no lettuce.
I'm gonna beeeez at this Wapa Beez.
Have it with lettuce, pickle, and tomato.
Or with mayo, lettuce, pickle, and tomato.
Or with onions, no lettuce, mayo, pickle, and tomato.
Youkekekeke! Woopee.
There's a double beef Wapa and a double beef with cheese.
And double beef with pickles and onions and no cheese.
Time out!
They'll say double beef with pickle, onions, and no cheese.
This is double beef with pickles, and onions, and no cheese.
And that's my way.
Have it your way.
Have it your way, have it your way.
Burger King, have it your way.
Have it your way.