Then, Judy gets the urge to sing when Gene Kelly camps out in her barn.
Summer stock. TNT remembers Judy Garland on her birthday.
For some Outer Limits fans, the thing that hooked them in every show was the monster.
Be they alien invaders or mutant beings, scary creatures meant good ratings, and that's the way the network wanted it.
But when you watch episodes like Soldier or Demon with a Glass Hand, you'll see aliens that look a heck of a lot like humans.
This is not a human being. It's from another planet, another solar system. He wants to kill me.
Fantasy writer Harlan Ellison broke the monster mold with his unusual scripts.
In fact, the aliens were supposed to look exactly like human beings because when they come back in time, they don't want to disturb anything in time because it would alter the future.
In Soldier, Michael and Sarah and his enemy are future warriors with a bad case of time warp.
He's from somewhere or some when that's completely outside our knowledge. He's a walking challenge.
He's a walking bomb.
I was writing an anti-war story.
Find the enemy.
Kill.
Kill.
Kill.
There's a story about a soldier from the future who is trained for nothing but war.
Give me the gun, Quallar.
Trooper never gives up a gun.
An absolute fighting machine with no other quality, no humanity, no nothing.
For I come from its true, its right, no two ways. Only us and them, the enemy.
That's nice about Outer Limits.
Mostly these kind of stories would get a fundamentalist the heebie-jeebies because they're all ideas that question the nature of the universe.
Some question and here's another who is the demon in Demon with a Glass Hand.
Everybody in it looks pretty normal, sort of.
Are you from this time or from the future?
We are from the future. We come from Kaiba.
Well, in this one, there is no strange looking weird monster.
The closest the network could get to it was painting those stupid round black circles around the alien's eyes.
Robert Culp plays Trent, an ordinary looking guy with an extraordinary appendage.
The population of Earth, 70 billion people, were turned into electrical impulses.
They're all gone. Every last man on Earth.
Just you.
You know what they say. Big hand, big brain.
It's a very bizarre episode and somehow, it's one of those things where it catches some place, it catches audiences some place where they are not expecting to be captured.
Harlan Ellison's formula for success is imagination. The idea that what you don't see can scare you the most.
The Outer Limits can be scary, but it's only scary while you're watching it.
In the real world, if there are no booga booga monsters that will come and eat your head, nothing is what it seems to be.
Everything has a little different kind of magic going for it, which is what you don't get today in film or television.
Saturday night's TNT Night Watchman, Penn and Teller shot Monster Vision back to life with a salute to the Outer Limits beginning at 8 Eastern on TNT.
I saw my doctor because the pain was so bad. I was afraid I needed surgery for my hemorrhoids.
I was itching. The burning was awful. But my doctor said my hemorrhoids weren't serious. I didn't need surgery.
He told me it was time I started using Preparation H.
Preparation H helps relieve the symptoms of inflamed hemorrhoidal tissues, often bringing relief from itching, burning, and painful irritation for hours.
What a difference Preparation H makes.
Doctor recommended Preparation H.
More than the leading cleaner, new Clorox Clean Up Spray wipes out tough stains.
Great salads here. But try it with Bacos.
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Summer is my favorite, favorite time in the whole world.
You get to make new friends. New friends.
This summer, 35 million families will go on vacation to rediscover the world and each other.
I have my parents. I have my parents. I have my parents all to myself.
Who would know family is better than Holiday Inn?
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From the creator of an American tale comes the story of three courageous friends and their search for a magic potion.
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Now, they're off on an incredible journey.
The only path lies that way.
It's magnificent, riveting, whole family fun. Kids are sure to be delighted.
An animated classic.
Once Upon a Forest, Rated G, starts Friday, June 18th at theaters everywhere.
Frankenstein will be unleashed.
Sunday night at 8 on TNT.
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Garland sizzles. Kelly's swashbuckles.
All this and Cole Porter's music, too.
TNT pays a special birthday tribute to Judy Garland with a night of our favorite Judy Garland movies.
Judy, Judy, Judy continues with the Pirate.
Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown.
On screen, it all looks so effortless and lighthearted.
Judy Garland and Gene Kelly knocking themselves out and having a ball doing it in the 1947 musical about a girl, a guy, and the pirate known as
MacCoco.
MacCoco.
But behind the scenes, it was a different story.
The Pirate had been a Broadway hit for Alfred Lunt and Lin Fontane, the masters of high comedy.
Director Vincent Minnelli thought it would be an ideal vehicle for his wife, Judy Garland.
With Cole Porter providing the score, Arthur Freed producing, and Gene Kelly as the flamboyant actor, it seemed the Pirate couldn't miss.
Seraphine the Great, the master juggler, conjurer, dancer, and singer of songs.
But the Minnelli marriage was shaky, and so was Garland's emotional state.
Her absences were frequent, and when she did show up, she arrived late, left early, and was often under the influence of studio-prescribed medication.
During the shooting of One Number, she was so impaired that she was unable to complete the scene and had to be sent home.
Garland was absent for 99 of the 135 production days, but she was so loved by cast and crew that everyone tried to protect her.
Kelly even faked illness a few times to cover up for her absence.
And when Judy was good, there was no one better.
You can do no wrong.
The mounting costs of the production weren't all Garland's fault.
The sets and costumes were intricate and expensive.
The cast was large, and the musical numbers elaborate.
Ninya, ninya, ninya.
For Kelly, the Pirate was a departure from his all-American musical hero image, and a chance to pay affectionate tribute to some childhood idols.
The dashing Douglas Fairbanks and the sometimes-hammy John Barrymore.
Even in the lonely wastes of the Sahara Desert, the sands would rise up and follow you. Tell me, what is your name?
While waiting for Garland's storms to pass, Kelly huddled with Minnelli on all aspects of the production.
He even helped invent a device that allowed the bulky technicolor cameras to shoot from low angles.
And Kelly fought the front office to use the legendary dance team, the Nicholas Brothers, in one of the film's most memorable numbers.
Even though some southern theater owners would later cut the number before showing the film to segregated audiences.
Now think again. Pure soul.
Don't call me pure soul. It irritates me.
The Pirate's sophisticated wit and exquisite visual style, combined with Kelly's over-the-top performance and Garland's sexy and sassy one, was something new for their fans in 1947.
But over the years, it has become a cult favorite, confirming Arthur Freed's opinion that The Pirate was 20 years ahead of its time.
Hello, Arthur! Overcharge!
And now, one of our favorite Judy Garland movies, The Pirate.
Our favorite movie, The Pirate, starring Judy Garland, will return on TNT after these messages.
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Ordinary light can rob your milk of essential vitamins and good taste.
But paper cartons block out harmful light and protect your mouth.
So always buy milk and paper cartons.
Lock light out, keep vitamins in.
Last year, over 50,000 women found families to adopt their unexpected children.
We have a daughter.
They decided instead of abortion to bring their babies into the world,
they held to their belief that nothing is more precious than human life.
To all these mothers, the families who adopted these children would like to say,
Thank you, life. What a beautiful choice.
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Sunday night at 8, he will be released.
I made him. I must destroy him.
Who is he? The devil!
He's not dead. He's here.
I'll destroy him.
Randy Quaid. Patrick Bergen.
I will destroy you!
Frankenstein. A terrifying motion picture from TNT.
Premieres Sunday night at 8.
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We now return to The Pirate, starring Judy Garland on TNT.
The Pirate, starring Judy Garland, will return on TNT after these messages.
Pirate, starring Judy Garland, will return on TNT after these messages.
NT engineers working around the clock have discovered 4 o'clock is a great time to watch a movie.
Really scary movies with monsters and guys wrapped up in tape every day at 4 o'clock all next week on TNT.
A night for Excedrin PM.
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You backed into my car.
Everyone else is going.
I am still your mother.
My head aches and I can't sleep.
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They're in everything.
They make things run.
Hitachi makes semiconductors and 20,000 other memorable products.
Hitachi.
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I went to the shower and someone bumped me.
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It's your birthday, remember?
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I guess that makes you a wallet.
Hallmark has the ways to say you care.
They ruled the Earth for 200 million years.
Now, they're back.
10 classic Jurassic movies.
All day, all night.
The Day of the Dinosaur.
Dinosaur's. Beginning 10.05 Eastern.
Wednesday on TBS.
Saturday night. All night.
The next MonsterVision brings you nine of the best outer limits ever made.
Saturday night on TBS.
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It's so easy to leave me
And say, oh, share with me
One love, one lifetime
The power of the music of the night
The power of the music of the night
We now return to The Pirate starring Judy Garland on TNT.
After these messages.
This is a little complicated.
She's Barbara Streisand and she's a she with a really pretty voice.
Where is it written what it is I'm meant to be?
But then she becomes a he so that she can get an education.
So I studied secretly.
Now, he thinks she's a he and they become best friends.
But she falls in love with him.
Only he's in love with her who's definitely a she.
We're TNT and we're delighted to run this.
Yentl. Tomorrow at 8 on TNT.
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Frankenstein.
Frankenstein will be unleashed.
Sunday night at 8 on TNT.
In the end, I'm here to go.
Now, for what?
The only return.
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TCI strongly believes in investing time and resources
into the children of our community through education.
That's why we support the Hispanic Academic Achievers Program,
recognizing academic excellence by students who have maintained
a 3.0 grade point average or better.
PAP supports students like Lupe Bravo,
Lupe wants to become a physician,
and fighting the odds with a 4.0 grade point average,
Lupe's dreams can become a reality.
That's why we support HAP and Lupe Bravo and the rest of these kids.
Thanks.