This TNT original, Don Chioti, is brought to you by Dodge.
In a perfect world, everything would be different.
Its springs are heavier.
Its shocks are larger.
Its tires are bigger.
Its axles are stronger.
Its gear ratios are gutsier.
This truck should be taken off the road.
The new 2001 Dodge Ram Off-Roadster.
Now get a thousand dollar cash allowance on 2000 model year rams.
Bob, can you make sure Carol gets these?
Oh, thanks Bob.
Have a good night.
Hey there Bob.
Hi Karen.
I've been still in there working late again.
What a trooper.
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I asked my doctor about Lipitor.
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Folks think it's odd that you're going around in that die can.
And it's obvious you taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.
But if that's your thing.
It's true.
Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular.
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See how beautiful 60 can look.
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So ask your doctor about a bone density test.
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When you live with guys, you learn all kinds of things.
Like independence.
This will help.
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Not to mention biological warfare.
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Alexa Williams now returns on TNT.
Its springs are heavier.
Its shocks are larger.
Its tires are bigger.
Its axles are stronger.
Its gear ratios are gutsier.
This truck should be taken off the road.
The new 2001 Dodge Ram Off-Roadster.
Now get a $1,000 cash allowance on 2000 model year Rams.
Head ache.
Head.
Head.
No matter what language you speak, Tylenol is America's most trusted combination of strength
and safety.
Tylenol.
Prego.
Grazie.
Grazie.
Take comfort in our strength.
My fellow Americans, this is the best concert ever.
Betsy Wilson reporting to you live from...
Wilson Party.
Houston, we've landed on Mars.
Whatever they've imagined doing for almost as long as anyone can remember.
Unbelievable.
A new world record.
Girls have known there was a place to find a friend who could show them how.
Don't miss the Big Barbie event all month long.
Only at Toys R' Us.
The one place that's all for them.
I'm sorry to drag you in here on a Sunday.
Two hours and 17 minutes ago, our system went down.
Right now we're losing close to 100,000 an hour.
I talked to the server vendor.
They said it's an application problem.
But that guy says it's a database.
Database vendor says it's a service.
Did you call the web designers?
Snowboarding.
Whose job is it to make sure all this stuff works the way it's supposed to?
That would be yours.
And that's when it hits you.
You are so ready for IBM.
Listen, you taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.
So drop this whole diet charade.
Beauty is on the inside.
Unless you're from Sweden.
It's true.
Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular.
I am Muriel Romeo.
Hi.
This is Betsy.
This is my buddy.
Betsy and I help the customer by lowering our prices.
Even way up here the prices are low.
Betsy and I put on a lot of miles every year.
If people don't like to save money, then they're just lying.
If you want to find the lowest price guaranteed, just follow me.
If you find a low price somewhere else, I'd like to know about it.
The Home Depot, where low prices are just the beginning.
I am a Christian.
I am sick of poopy diapers.
I am maybe 10 pounds overweight.
Trying to quit drinking.
I am a blonde again.
I am dying of cancer.
I've got too much stress.
Not enough time.
No husband anymore, but then I remember.
I am never alone.
Forgiven.
I am going to heaven.
Through Jesus Christ.
How about you?
Feels like a little ride.
I'm going to die.
Jesus loves me!
He could be the greatest shortstop of all time.
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Hear the roar in the distance.
Feel the ground begin to shake.
Whoo!
As a sense of panic fills the air.
What in the world? I can't believe what we just saw!
And in a frenzy rush, WCW's Spring Stampede is here!
Why'd you really leave your girl at home this weekend?
Because I wanted to hang out with the guys.
Mm-hmm.
Between the things men think,
Marriage is gonna curb that appetite for more women.
In what world?
and the things women know
I wanna make love to you tonight.
are the moments that make it all worthwhile.
The Best Man.
The TNT Original Don Quixote now returns.
No matter how many times you've seen it,
you can still learn something about courage from a little boy and an alien.
ET. Saturday night at 8 on TNT.
This TNT Original Don Quixote is brought to you by
Tylenol. Take comfort in our strength.
And by Kansiko.
Headache?
Head...
No matter what language you speak,
Tylenol is America's most trusted combination of strength and safety.
Tylenol.
Pringle?
Grazie.
Take comfort in our strength.
Okay, sweetie. On your toes.
Swing through the ball. Through it.
Eye on the wall.
We're working on the forehand.
Okay, let's try backhand. We'll work backhand.
Okay, you just need to connect with the ball.
Stay in the game, sweetheart.
Now, don't be afraid to charge the net.
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Kansiko, step up.
Excuse me, sir.
Forgot your receipt.
Check out lines. Who needs them?
This is the future of e-business.
Have a nice day.
The 3.2 TL from Acura.
Folks think it's odd that you're going around in a diet can
when it's obvious you taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.
But if that's your thing...
It's true. Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular.
My fellow Americans, this is the best concert ever.
Betsy Wilson reporting to you live from Wilson Party.
Houston, we've landed on Mars.
Whatever they've imagined doing for almost as long as anyone can remember...
Unbelievable! A new world record!
Girls have known there was a place to find a friend who could show them how.
Don't miss the Big Barbie event all month long.
Only at Toys R' Us.
The one place that's all for them.
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