TNT invites you to celebrate the music of a legend in an all-star concert featuring Elton
John, Katie Lang, Lona, James Taylor, Joni Mitchell, and many more.
TNT's all-star tribute to Joni Mitchell next Sunday at 9 p.m. only on TNT.
This TNT Original Don Quixote is brought to you by IBM.
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Excuse me.
You know, how empty it seems with only my dreams.
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It really, really is.
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We must do this more often.
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Unless you're from Sweden.
It's true.
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I've got rhythm.
I've got music.
I've got my man who could ask for anything.
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Do you have a Visa card?
Huh?
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Welcome to America's favorite obsession, winning.
Kids look up to you.
Now, what does that spell?
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Mr. McAllister asked you to run.
Now, I really must insist that you help me win the election, because I deserve it and
Paul Monsler doesn't.
Good luck there, Tracy.
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Hi, I'm Billy Blanks.
Work out with me here on the Dish Network.
If you're one of the millions addicted to the hottest workout on the planet, or one of
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Isabella Rossellini returns in Don Quixote on TNT.
This TNT original, Don Quixote, is brought to you by Diet Dr. Pepper and your local Dr.
Pepper bottler, and by Priceline.com.
Ms. Hacker, you claim that Diet Dr. Pepper is liable for your injuries?
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It wasn't my client.
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T-t-t-taste, taste, taste.
Case closed.
Have a nice day.
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Millions of people, naming their own price, saving a metric ton on airline tickets, hotel
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Dry skin is a nasty little problem, but extra dry skin?
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Later, gator.
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No matter what language you speak, Tylenol is America's most trusted combination of strength and safety.
Tylenol.
Prego.
Grazie.
Take comfort in our strength.
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You heard about that couple at the airport?
Got in a taxi yesterday morning.
Stop this car!
Found him hand sticking out of the ground with his wife's wedding band shoved on one of his fingers.
He's called the Bone Collector.
And only one man can track him down.
I'm gonna walk you through collecting the evidence.
It's an awful smell.
That means you're close.
I don't want to disturb any footprints in my collection.
Tell me what you see.
I can't tell you.
The Bone Collector.
This month on the new Encore Movie Channel.
You'll get recent, big, hit movies.
And the new Encore is the only channel that promises you a great movie every night, guaranteed.
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All eight channels are available with the Dish 500 system.
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TNT invites you to celebrate the music of a legend in an all-star concert.
Featuring Elton John, Katie Lang, Brian Adams, Winona, Sean Coleman, James Taylor, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Tony Bennett, Cindy Lauper, the artist herself, Joni Mitchell, and many more.
Hosted by Ashley Judd.
TNT's all-star tribute to Joey Mitchell. Next Sunday at 9 p.m. only on TNT.
Jon Lithgow now returns in the TNT original, Don Quixote.
Don Quixote returns in a moment.
Coming in June, take the law into your own hands with Charles Dutton and David Caruso in Deadlocked, a TNT original.
Give me some soybeans.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, scroll up. Buy it, buy. Next page. Close that, close that.
All right, beautiful. Sell, sell, sell it.
All right, highlight four. Scroll up. Up, up, up.
The voice-activated wearable computer.
Buy it, buy it, buy it.
Yeah, babe.
It may be far out.
Uh, hi, Donna.
Oh, yeah, the meeting was fine.
But it's not far off.
I'll be on the afternoon flight.
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Mommy, I know it's your birthday tomorrow, but Mommy has to go away on a business trip.
Tell you what, you know that new bike you wanted for your birthday?
Mommy will get it for you.
That new video game, huh?
Okay, you tell Mommy what you want. Whatever it is, you got it.
Hey, happy birthday.
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Does this mean I can't get the bike?
See how beautiful 60 can look.
See how invisible osteoporosis can be.
If you're over 60, there's a nearly one in two chance you have it.
So ask your doctor about a bone density test and treatments that can help.
Hey, Annie Matthews. What's on your plate today?
Today's gonna be great, but really busy. 10, maybe 15 cuts.
Lunch is here, Annie.
I'll probably grab a quick bite when I can.
Annie, you're two clocks here.
And maybe get heartburn.
I used to think Tums if I'd already eat. Not anymore.
You can take Peps at AC whenever you need it.
Peps at AC controls heartburn before, during, or even after you eat.
Of course I can take you.
No matter what's on your plate, today should be heartburn free with Peps at AC.
Look at that. Staples has overnight delivery.
All right, let me see.
Wow, you're right.
Hey, look.
It's a low-t blood prices. Slow down. Staples delivers.
And you can order online.
This traffic's terrible.
Yep, it's like this every single day.
That's really weird.
Need office products delivered overnight?
Yeah, you've got that.
Call 1-800-STAPLES.
Over 70 million people are receiving an education on the Internet this year.
Seven out of ten students on the web
are getting better grades.
One day, training for every job on Earth
will be available on the Internet.
Are you ready?
Virtually all Internet traffic travels across the systems of one company,
Cisco Systems, empowering the Internet generation.
Are you ready?
Are you looking for the perfect gift?
What do you get from the man who has everything?
Just the, I hate surprises.
This is your game. Welcome to it.
Or the perfect crime?
They're watching.
Who hired you? Who hired you?
It's not how you play the game. It's how the game plays you.
Michael Douglas and Sean Penn in the world broadcast premiere of The Game.
Coming Sunday, April 16th at 8 Eastern only on the Superstation.
Our ruthless crime lord rules the streets.
How much the Empire worth?
Eleven million.
Decorated cops swore to make them safe again.
Nobody can get in as deep as me.
Now, these two enemies are about to collide.
You better start thinking about your future.
You better start thinking about yours.
In a war to the finish, Omar Abbs, LL Cool J.
Now I'm trying for revenge. It's going down.
Hidden Too Deep, rated R.
Hi, I'm Billy Blanks. Work out with me here on the Dish Network.
If you're one of the millions addicted to the hottest workout on the planet,
or one of the millions who want to give it a try,
then get ready to get fit, lose weight, and have fun
because Billy Blanks Tybo is now available on Dish On Demand.
Now you can work out at home with Billy Blanks seven days a week
with two new basic and advanced workouts every week,
plus a great startup workout for beginners.
Tybo TV on Dish On Demand, the ultimate one-two punch.
And now back to Bob Hoskins in the TNT original Don Quixote.
I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I'm not.