So many people to kill, so little time.
Today's forecast, a breeze is coming.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Batman and Robin, Saturday at 10.30 on TNT.
Hey, Annie Matthews, what's on your plate today?
Today's gonna be great, but really busy. Ten, maybe 15 cuts.
Lunch is here, Annie.
I'll probably grab a quick bite when I can.
Annie, your two o'clock's here.
And maybe get heartburn.
I used to think Tums if I'd already eaten. Not anymore.
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Of course I can take you.
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New Dakota Quad Cab has best-in-class cargo volume and big back doors that lead to best-in-class room
for putting things you don't want outside, inside and vice versa.
Inside, outside, inside, outside, inside, outside, inside, oops, that's better, outside.
Dodge Dakota Quad Cab. Big room, big doors, big difference.
Uh, get me soybeans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, scroll up. Buy it, buy. Next page. Close that, close that.
All right, beautiful. Sell, sell, sell it.
All right, highlight four. Scroll up. Up, up, up.
The voice-activated wearable computer.
Buy it, buy it, buy it.
Yeah, baby.
It may be far out.
Uh, hi, Donna.
Oh, yeah, the meeting was fine.
But it's not far off.
I'll be on the afternoon flight.
My fellow Americans, this is the best concert ever.
Betsy Wilson reporting to you live from a awesome party.
Roger 842.
Houston, we've landed on Mars.
Whatever they've imagined doing for almost as long as anyone can remember.
Unbelievable. A new world record.
Girls have known there was a place to find a friend who could show them how.
Don't miss the Big Barbie event all month long only at Toys R Us, the one place that's all for them.
Everybody knows somebody who's using Priceline.com. Grandmother, nephew, lover.
Millions of people, naming their own price, saving a metric ton on airline tickets, hotel rooms, mortgages, new cars.
Feelings as if they had won something when they get their price. And what have they won?
Power, freedom, control. It's Priceline.com, man. It's a natural high.
Listen, you taste more like regular Dr. Pepper, so drop this whole diet charade. Beauty is on the inside.
Unless you're from Sweden.
It's true. Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular.
See how beautiful 60 can look? See how invisible osteoporosis can be?
If you're over 60, there's a nearly one in two chance you have it.
So ask your doctor about a bone density test and treatments that can help.
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The TNT Original Don Quixote now returns.
No matter how many times you've seen it, you can still learn something about courage from a little boy and an alien.
ET. Saturday night at 8. On TNT.
This TNT Original Don Quixote is brought to you by Tylenol. Take comfort in our strength. And by Kansiko.
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Take comfort in our strength.
Okay, sweetie. On your toes. Swing through the ball. Through it. Eye on the wall, hon. We're working on the forehand.
Okay, let's try backhand. We'll work backhand. Okay, you just need to connect with the ball. Let's stay in the game, sweetheart.
Now don't be afraid to charge the net.
How do you plan on financing your retirement? Kansiko's annuities have tax advantages that can help.
Kansiko, step up.
New Dakota Quad Cab has best-in-class cargo volume and big back doors that lead to best-in-class room for putting things you don't want outside, inside, and vice versa.
Inside, outside. Inside, outside. Inside, outside. Inside, outside. Oops. That's better. Outside.
Dodge Dakota Quad Cab. Big room, big doors, big difference.
I'm sorry to drag you in here on a Sunday. Two hours and 17 minutes ago, our system went down.
Right now, we're losing close to 100,000 an hour.
I talked to the server vendor. They said it's an application problem.
But that guy says it's a database.
Database vendor says it's a service.
Did you call the web designer? Snowboarding.
And whose job is it to make sure all this stuff works the way it's supposed to?
That would be yours.
And that's when it hits you. You are so ready for IBM.
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I am a Christian. I am. No way counting on Social Security. I am really mad. A quarter century old. I am pregnant. I am not a slacker. I can party. Swear. Stress too much. And I'm so dumb.
I'm so confused sometimes. But I always know. I am. I am. I am. I am forgiven. Loved.
I am saved. Through Jesus Christ. You are too.
Action Pack Terror. Wow. These three are the test shots.
They took the perfect killing machine.
They used gene therapists to increase their brain mass.
And made it better.
Tell me I didn't see that. They recognized that guy.
Get ready to hold your breath.
Deep Blue Sea.
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They've earned dozens of medals and titles, so this time it's not about winning, it's about passion.
See Michelle Kwan, Todd Eldridge and more in the Champions on Ice Summer Tour 2000.
Wednesday night at 8 only on TNT.
The TNT original Don Quixote now returns.
Tonight's forecast. A breeze is coming.
Robin, no!
Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Chris O'Donnell, Uma Thurman and Alicia Silverstone.
In the greatest Gotham adventure yet.
I want a car. Six diggity five.
This is why Superman works.
Batman and Robin. So many people to kill so little time.
Saturday at 10.30 on TNT.
If he doesn't get a diamond, he doesn't get me.
Uh-uh. Not without a diamond.
If you want to get close, get the new Schick FX Diamond Razor. Alpha Diamond blades start sharper and stay sharper. For diamond closeness, shave after shave.
I wanted to get closer, so I bought him a diamond.
The Schick FX Diamond. The feel of smart design.
The 260 horsepower CL Type S from Acura.
Thick towels, room service, spectra vision, in-flight movies, leg room, honey roasted peanuts.
Once upon a time you had to be rich to live like a king. But not anymore. Not with Priceline.com.
Now we can all name our own price for tickets on big shiny planes, rooms in classy hotels.
We can fly in bigger seats, sleep in better beds, eat our way through the mini bar.
The king is dead. Long live the king.
This family doesn't know it, but they're under a surprise attack. Termites.
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Folks think it's odd that you're going around in a diet can. When it's obvious, you taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.
But if that's your thing...
It's true. Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular.
See how beautiful 60 can look? See how invisible osteoporosis can be?
If you're over 60, there's a nearly one in two chance you have it.
So ask your doctor about a bone density test and treatments that can help.
Now, the best reason yet to get digital cable or satellite TV.
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Introducing the Starz Encore SuperPak. Up to 12 different movie channels.
Incredibly all for about $12 a month. Call 1-800-SUPERPAK today.
If you're driving around with some cut-rate car insurance and you get into an accident, that's when it hits you.
There's no State Farm Agent to turn to for help.
All operators are busy. Please hold.
So the choice is yours. Get yourself a State Farm Agent.
Please continue holding.
Or get left high and dry.
Don Quixote returns in a moment. Coming in June, take the law into your own hands with Charles Dutton and David Caruso in Deadlocked, a TNT original.
There's people who do good, Joey. They have family, a job.
You tell your old man, I want my bunny.
And then there are people like me.
What happened?
The old man went nuts.
Don't get caught on the wrong side of that equation.
What are you going to do with your life, huh?
Who are you calling?
The cops.
Tell them Joe the King says hello.
The Prince of Egypt.
The TNT original Don Quixote now returns.