This TNT original, Don Quixote, is brought to you by Diet Dr. Pepper and your local Dr.
Pepper bottler, and by Priceline.com.
Listen, you taste more like regular Dr. Pepper, so drop this whole diet charade.
Beauty is on the inside.
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With your diet, Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular.
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peanuts.
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The king is dead.
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My fellow Americans, this is the best concert ever.
Betsy Wilson reporting to you live from Awesome Party.
Houston, we've landed on Mars.
Whatever they've imagined doing for almost as long as anyone can remember.
Unbelievable, a new world record.
Girls have known there was a place to find a friend who could show them how.
Don't miss the Big Barbie event all month long, only at Toys R Us, the one place that's
all for them.
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If you've got a business to run, Staples has everything you need at guaranteed low prices.
Uh-huh.
We've got to get that contract signed.
Sir, did you order the Kung Pao chicken?
Ha, it's going to be a long night.
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Staples, yeah, we've got that.
Head ache.
Head, head ache.
No matter what language you speak, Tylenol is America's most trusted combination of strength
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Tylenol.
Pringle?
Grazie.
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Take comfort in our strength.
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TNT invites you to celebrate the music of a legend in an all-star concert.
Featuring Elton John, Katie Lang, Brian Adams, Wynonna, Sean Colvin, James Taylor, Mary Chapin
Carpenter, Tony Bennett, Cindy Lauper, the artist herself, Joni Mitchell, and many more.
Hosted by Ashley Judd, TNT's all-star tribute to Joni Mitchell.
Next Sunday at 9 p.m. only on TNT.
Jon Lithgow now returns in the TNT Original Don Quixote.
Hote returns in a moment.
Coming in June, take the law into your own hands with Charles Dutton and David Caruso
in Dead Locked, a TNT Original.
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Ms. Hecker, you claim that Diet Dr. Pepper is liable for your injuries?
Yes.
It wasn't my client.
This tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper.
T-t-t-taste, taste, taste.
Case closed.
Have a nice day.
It's true.
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Are you waiting for someone?
Yeah.
Well actually, I'm meeting my friend and his mom for dinner, but, uh, I could lose them.
Maybe we could go get a drink or something later.
What's up, Matt?
Hey man, what's up?
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Hey, man, what's up?
Hi.
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That roach thinks he's got it made.
A mere scamper into the pantry.
Only this homeowner called 1-800-TERMINIX for a convenient solution to the problem within
24 hours.
So this roach is toast.
1-800-TRIMINAX. No bugs, no hassles.
They call me Mother Nature.
I'm kind of like an adoption agency.
I'm looking for good homes.
You can start with a plain, flat field.
This has got potential.
We can create a Garden of Eden right there.
Ta-da!
These just came in today from a local grower.
We have a guarantee on all of our plants one year.
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What makes Home Depot different than everybody else is our customer service.
It's great customer service.
The Home Depot, where low prices are just the beginning.
The performance is here.
What do you get from a man who has everything?
It's just that I hate surprises.
You want to know what it is, what it's all about.
It's a game.
A game? They're watching.
Who hired you?
Who hired you?
I can't do this with their money and they won't leave me alone.
Do you even know?
It doesn't matter how you play the game.
It's how the game plays you.
Michael Douglas and Sean Penn in the world broadcast premiere of
coming Sunday, April 16th at 8 p.m. only on the Superstation.
If you're looking for the best in movies, look no further than
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And now back to Bob Hoskins in the TNT original Donkey
Hote.
This TNT original Donkey Hote is brought to you by Dodge.
In a perfect world, everything would be different.
Dodge Dakota brings you a startling new advancement.
Doors, great big ones on the driver's side and the passenger
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Real truck, real doors.
Dodge Dakota Quad Cap, different.
Bob, can you make sure Carol gets these?
Oh, thanks Bob.
Have a good night.
Hey there, Bob.
Hi, Karen.
Husband's still in there working late again.
What a trooper.
How do you plan on providing for your family after you pass away?
Can see Co's life insurance policies can give your loved ones
a regular monthly paycheck.
Can see Co step up.
Excuse me, sir.
Forgot your receipt.
Check out lines.
Who needs them?
This is the future of e-business.
Have a nice day.
Head, bake.
Head, bake.
No matter what language you speak,
Tylenol is America's most trusted combination
of strength and safety.
Tylenol.
Pringle?
Grazie.
Take comfort in our strength.
Folks think it's odd that you're going around in a die can.
When it's obvious, you taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.
But if that's your thing?
It's true.
Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular.
Some cars get Jiffy Loop's signature service
every 3,000 miles.
And some cars don't.
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Does your car get it?
We want the kids to appreciate nature.
Springtime is absolutely perfect for that.
They love to fish.
They love to go bike riding.
Is this a good one?
I do all my shopping at Walmart.
Sleeping bags.
I do all my shopping at Walmart.
I do all my shopping at Walmart.
I do all my shopping at Walmart.
Sleeping bags, stoves, lanterns.
It's almost like having your home out in the camping area.
They've got everything you need for the yard.
And my golf game.
I don't know if they have everything you need for that.
We know that they have what we're looking for.
You know you can't beat the prices.
All kinds of fresh ideas to welcome spring
at your neighborhood Walmart.
This is just the best time of year.
We can access areas of the brain through brain probe stimulation.
By probing the basal ganglia, we can activate the brain's sense
of pleasure.
Exhilaration.
And finally, disappointment.
Put yourself in Montana.
In less time than it takes to make microwave popcorn,
you can order World TV premiere movies
with Dish on Demand pay-per-view.
Look what's popping up this month.
This month, check out the story of us, the Muse,
and the best man on Dish on Demand.
Use your remote and order these films now
while they're still nice and hot.
Dish Network's Dish on Demand.
You won't believe your eyes.
Don Quixote, starring Vanessa Williams,
now returns on TNT.