That's the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.
What is it like over there?
A bit like Mars.
Sounds like an impact rate.
An elite FBI team.
This is not America. You're not safe at night.
We're safe during the day, huh?
Has come to Saudi Arabia.
Got your armor on? You got nothing, big boy.
To catch a killer.
I guarantee you one thing.
We're gonna find him. We're gonna make him pay.
Who said we take our lives out?
We are about to find out.
We will find him.
The Kingdom Rated R starts tomorrow.
The Fair Isle Sweater Collection starts at 2450. Only you. Only Old Navy.
Tina, can you take a look at these scripts?
Change the bear to a shark.
Got you.
The wizard should have a girl named.
This is good stuff.
These are meant to force papers.
They're hilarious.
Miss Bay, the snake wrangler got hit again.
I will cook the venom out, but this is the last time.
Tina, you're needed on stage three.
Does Mom have to do everything around here?
Which flute should the angry zippy sketch?
The other one.
Tina, the nanny called. Your daughter says it's octopus time.
Thank you.
No, the other kind of German shepherd.
Oh, wow.
In the next one.
What?
This is American Express calling about a suspicious charge on your card.
Did you buy 14,000 racquetballs?
14,000 what? No.
No problem. We'll take it off your account right away.
You will? I don't have to do anything?
Nope.
Thanks. I can't do it all alone. That's why I'm a card member.
The writer's room is on fire.
Are you protected from unexpected problems? Are you a card member?
Wednesday.
I'll give you something you've never seen.
Jamie Summer's new life begins.
This saving the world thing? I'd like to give that a try.
Discovering her strengths.
The machine is nothing without the woman.
With new allies and vengeful enemies.
This is just the beginning.
All-new Bionic Woman.
Wednesday at 9, 8 Central on NBC.
Each year, there's one show that sneaks up and surprises everyone.
And the critics love life.
The L.A. Times says if you only watch one new show, watch life.
That's true.
Live, Wednesday after Bionic Woman on NBC.
Introducing the all-new all-wheel drive Subaru Impreza.
Four doors, five doors, and unlimited possibilities.
Look, I'm just gonna lay this out there.
Have you ever tried to break up with someone?
It's over.
What are you talking about?
Who wouldn't let you?
Eddie?
Ha!
Nice to meet you.
The Heartbreak Kid is hilarious.
This one keeps nipping at me.
Nata!
Ah!
It's time to burn my wallet, burn my passport.
She's loco!
It's Ben Stiller's funniest movie.
I got big problems here.
I could sneak you back into California.
The Heartbreak Kid, rated R, starts Friday, October 5th.
It's the JCPenney 105th anniversary sale.
Get unforgettable doorbusters Friday, 5 p.m. till close, and Saturday, 8 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Go to jcp.com now to see everything on sale in the store.
JCPenney.
Did you send out the JCP?
Yeah, yeah.
Bye.
Gosh, why are we filling ourselves up with just anything?
We deserve a hot, juicy Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's.
It's delicious, and it only cost 99 cents.
Filling up with just anything?
That's wrong.
Getting big taste for only 99 cents?
That's right.
Like the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger with fresh, never frozen beef, or our five-piece crispy chicken nuggets made with all white meat.
Wendy's.
Talk about wild.
This Tuesday, it's clobbering time.
Get on board for the ride of the year.
Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Surfer, Tuesday.
Knowing the government's biggest secrets won't change Chuck's life.
I'm gonna go fix some hard drives. Good luck with the spy stuff.
He'll still drive to work like everybody else.
He'll still have family and friends.
He may even fall in love.
She's a very beautiful girl, and she's very agile.
Because in the end, he knows exactly who he is.
What's your real name?
Carmichael. Charles Carmichael.
Chuck Bartowski.
Chuck, Monday on NBC.
The hero's phenomenon keeps growing.
With a new season and new stories,
You have a power.
it's time to start watching.
Are you sure you're gonna be able to cure me?
We'll be a part of something amazing.
You really are extraordinary.
All New Heroes, Monday on NBC.
Oh, my God.
Ow.
Coming up, tonight's NBC Week Nissan Rogue giveaway question.
Introducing the all-new Nissan Rogue
with an intelligent key that never has to leave your pocket.
And a hands-free Bluetooth phone system.
It's a whole new crossover from Nissan.
The all-new Nissan Rogue.
Game on.
Son, sooner or later, either you're gonna be with us
or you're gonna be with the dealers.
This is your police!
All the places, you gotta come to my place.
I'm done with you!
On October 12th, a war out there.
Two brothers...
I put the full-co-press on him, get him involved.
Collide.
Get down! Get down!
Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg.
We own the night.
Rated R.
Includers everywhere October 12th.
Yo!
Lil P, Funky Fresh, T-Square.
What are you guys doing here?
We're a little confused.
Yeah, you said you wanted to go solo.
That's why you broke up the band, remember?
Yeah.
Guys, it's just me.
Uh...
Oh, and my network.
Yeah, they're great for email, GPS directions.
I can even watch my own videos on YouTube.
Yeah?
Can I do this?
America's most reliable wireless network for calls
is the network you should rely on for everything.
Verizon Wireless. It's the network.
Welcome to Lowe's. May I help you?
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We'd love to have this kitchen.
Let me show you some options.
Hey, let's get started.
We thought about under-cabinets.
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build a kitchen you've always dreamed of.
We'll walk you through every step,
even installation, with your budget in mind.
When you come to Lowe's,
you'll find more than a salesperson.
You'll find a partner.
Lowe's, let's build something together.
And now it's time for tonight's NBC Week
Nissan Rogue Giveaway question.
What is the name of Angela's sick cat?
I have to give her her meds. I have to pet her.
Is it ashes, sprinkles, or jinx?
Go to NBC.com to submit your answer
and enter for a chance to win one of five new Nissan Rogues.
Signed by the creator of heroes, Tim Kring.
The all-new Nissan Rogue. A whole new crossover from Nissan.
When we wanted Jerry Seinfeld to appear on 30 Rock,
we came up with a plan.
Number 70, you seduce Seinfeld.
Why is me seducing Seinfeld all the way at 70?
Then we scrapped the plan and came up with something else.
Jerry, please, please, please.
And finally, we pulled out the big guns by winning the Emmy for TV's best comedy.
Now for one night only.
Jerry's back on NBC for the season premiere of 30 Rock.
Call off your goons.
Next Thursday on NBC.
And now, some tips on life from America's leading advice columnist.
May I drive?
Stay calm under pressure.
Go, go now.
Brake, stop. Brake, brake, brake.
Oh!
Sorry, student driver.
Keep an open mind.
Very good column, sir.
What else can I do for you?
I'd like to see your daughter come back in two years.
Dad?
And always respect authority.
This is gonna cost you.
Put it on my tab.
What was that?
Put it on my tab.
Steve Carell.
Dead in real life.
Made it to 2013.
In theaters October 26.
Introducing the new Jeep Liberty.
With a completely redesigned interior.
And a...
A smoother...
Hey, what...
And a smoother on-road ride.
With more comfortable seats.
Added leg room.
And...
You gotta be kidding.
Introducing the new all Jeep Liberty.
Life inside the music box in PC.
The melody the gears are always turning.
And everyone inside the mechanism is getting together.
And singing all the melody completely.
It's different from the one they're always singing.
And everyone inside the mechanism is yearning to get out.
The ER season premiere is next on NBC.
Vegas has someone new taking over the Montecito.
Tom Selleck.
Between an explosion, a heist, and a guy flying out of a plane.
It's gonna be quite a first day.
Everything can happen.
The two hour Las Vegas season premiere tomorrow 9-8 Central on NBC.
If you want it, here it is.
Come and get it.
Make your mind up fast.
If you want it...
The clock is ticking at the Chevy time to buy sale.
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The politicians refused to have public hearings.
They crafted a ballot title meant to deceive voters and passed it by a single partisan vote.
It's measure 49 and it would allow the government to steal 95% of your property value without paying you a dime.
You could lose your most valuable asset.
Don't let the politicians fool you.
Measure 49 is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
It threatens your property and it must be stopped.
With its 3.5 liter 244 horsepower engine, a drive by wire throttle system, and five speed automatic transmission,
the Odyssey from Honda may be called a minivan, but it doesn't mean you have to treat it like one.
Just don't forget to hold on.
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A suspicious device shuts down the Eugene Airport this morning, what it turned out to be tonight at 11.