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Saturday night, Monster Vision brings you the best of the Outer Limits.
One night, nine great episodes.
Hosted by Penn and Teller. Two men who know no limits.
It's a simple television experiment.
I'm moving here right away. I want you to see something.
Go on.
Saturday night, all night, Monster Vision will take you from the mind's inner reaches to the Outer Limits.
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This is a MasterCard, okay?
Sure, no card is more acceptable than Planet, but it doesn't make you special.
Well, actually, maybe it does.
I mean, right now, the Master Values program can save you up to 25% on all kinds of stuff.
And even cash can't do that.
You just get the Master Values coupon thingy from your statement,
go to one of the stores on the list and say, hey, I got a MasterCard, how about a deal?
And they'll say, for you, no problem.
So I guess MasterCard really does mean you're special.
Just don't let it go to your head.
MasterCard, it's more than a credit card, it's smart money.
Here I am saying goodbye to another Heil air conditioner.
Heil is so dependable, I may never see this guy again.
That's sad news for me, but great news for you.
Here's more good news from Heil.
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One gram of fat.
Or one gram of fat.
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Or one gram of fat.
Weight Watchers announces a first.
Smart ones.
The only line of entrees with one gram of fat.
Like luscious chicken mirabella.
So why eat this when you can indulge in this?
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And try Weight Watchers light mayonnaise and light cheese slices.
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TNT salutes birthday girl Judy Garland with a night of our favorite Judy movies.
Beginning tomorrow at 8 on TNT.
This June, HBO asks a few probing questions.
Is man truly the superior animal?
Yeah.
What's the best way to deal with stress?
Are two heads really better than one?
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Before it goes in here.
Before you add a little there.
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It had better come from here.
It'll feel a lot better here.
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I've had about as much as I can take, I think.
We will return to King's Row in a moment on TNT.
This is a little complicated.
She's Barbra Streisand, and she's a she with a really pretty voice.
Where is it written what it is I'm meant to be?
But then she becomes a he so that she can get an education.
So I studied secretly.
Now, he thinks she's a he and they become best friends.
But she falls in love with him.
Only he's in love with her who's definitely a she.
We're TNT, and we're delighted to run this, Yentl, Friday at 8 on TNT.
My name's Lisa Mickelson, and I work for MCI customer service.
I'm Wilma Knott.
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This is Lauren Dominguez.
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And if you're thinking about joining MCI in friends and family,
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Obviously giving up showers is not an option.
But I'll do whatever it takes to keep my skin's moisture from going down the drain.
New oil of Olay bath bar is very different.
Of course it's got light Olay moisture like Young Skin.
But get this.
Unlike soap, it actually helps hold moisture in.
So my skin feels soft, smooth, wonderfully young.
Suddenly showers have a whole new meaning.
Hold on to Young Skin with new oil of Olay bath bar.
And the price?
Very nice.
And our house dressing is a creamy honey Dijon.
Oh, what the heck.
After that aerobics class, I can afford to be a little bad.
And save it for dessert.
This is new craft-free honey Dijon.
Fat-free, cholesterol-free.
Yummy.
Hey, just wait till you've tasted.
Mmm. This is delicious.
Well, it is made with real honey and that tangy Dijon mustard.
New craft-free honey Dijon nonfat dressing.
If it tastes too good to be fat-free, it's craft-free.
I don't suppose you've got any craft-free chocolate cake.
I still can't believe the deal we got on this house.
Like taking candy from a baby.
Ahhhhh.
Now there's a new kind of Stain Master carpet called Stain Master Plus
that's better than ever at resisting dirt and stains.
Stain Master Plus. It's like Stain Master only better.
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Say goodbye to messy toothpaste.
And say hello to the Colgate Clean and Easy Stand-Up Tube.
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Saturday night. All night.
The next mobster.
Saturday night. All night.
The next MonsterVision brings you nine of the best outer limits ever made.
Saturday night on TN.
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It all starts here with fresh Weinegger family dairy milk.
From our ice cream to espresso it's the milk that matters.
With convenient locations to serve you it's easy to enjoy delicious specialty ice cream at Super One.
Or visit Weinegger's University location for Mulatte espresso with farm-fresh Weinegger
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I was walking down the street.
My feet were killing me.
Then like a cool oasis, there was Bundy's family shoes.
The Birkenstocks in the window caught my eye.
Inside the helpful staff put my sore, tired feet into a pair of comfy Birkenstocks.
That's when I realized Birkenstocks were beautiful.
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Friday a Jewish scholar goes to extremes in her quest for an education.
Barbara Streisand stars in Yentl.
Then on 100% Weird, Julie Andrews masquerades as a he pretending to be a she.
Victor Victoria.
Cross dress for success on TNT Friday.
Chili, fries, coffee.
You better add on some Tums.
Oh, on the house.
Except these aren't Tums.
Same thing.
They're all mixed up.
I told you they're all the same.
Listen to me.
Tums has calcium.
Is this calcium?
Calcium.
Calcium.
Calcium.
Calcium.
Calcium.
No.
Uses aluminum and magnesium.
So does this.
This here, original rollins, uses an aluminum salt.
The only one of these that helps wipe out heartburn and gives you calcium you need is
Tums.
Hmm.
Something my body needs anyway.
I like that.
Insist on calcium-rich Tums.
Boom.
Last action hero.
What do you think of anyone who doesn't see this movie?
Big mistake.
I love this place.
I think it's the biggest movie of the summer.
And now when you go to Burger King and order a flame-broiled Whopper with large fries and
a medium drink, you get this last action hero animated action cup free.
Like him, you can be large and in charge.
So see the movie and collect all four cups.
It's your way right away.
I love this place and I'm going to see the movie.
My sister and I have always had similar tastes.
Very similar tastes in clothes and in men and in appliances.
We got our first Kenmore Dryers over 30 years ago on the same day.
And then two years ago we got our new Kenmore Dryers.
More people repurchase Kenmore appliances than any other brand.
Seems a lot of people have similar tastes.
Same model, same day.
Now during Kenmore days, this large capacity washer is only $249, the matching dryer $199,
their lowest prices ever.
There's nothing like a quilt for comfort.
That's what our new bathroom tissue is all about.
New Quilted Northern.
Softer than ever for more comfort than ever.
Comfort in new quilted northern.
Since the net, a new manager, a new attitude and a new threat in the west.
Reds and Braves live.
More big games beginning 7.35 Eastern Thursday night on TBS.
Frankenstein will be unleashed.
Sunday night at 8 on TNT.
There's a time to laugh.
Oh, there's a time to cry.
There are times you can't laugh.
Hush your voice.
Did you see it on Showtime?
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Ooh.
Yeah, yeah.
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On Sunday night at 8, Frankenstein will be unleashed.
He's not dead.
He's here.
I will destroy you.
Frankenstein from TNT premieres Sunday night at 8.
Say cheese.
Cheeseburger macaroni.
Beautiful.
Hamburger Helper makes a picture perfect meal that'll keep your family smiling.
Cheeseburger macaroni.
Makes a great meal.
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Sing.
Read.
The one trick he can't do is read a label.
So it's your job to find out a fancy dry dog.
Food like science diet starts with ground corn.
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Well, Purina One brand dog formula starts with chicken.
Chicken with corn, wheat and other ingredients provides high quality nutrition.
So give your dog Purina One.
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Maybe we should try piano lessons.
There are all kinds of dads in this world.
In this Father's Day, Sears has dockers for all of them.
All on sale at the lowest prices of the season.
Dockers pants just $24.88.
Dockers shirts $19.88.
And dockers shorts also $19.88.
Sears has all different kinds of dockers to fit all different kinds of dads.
Because there's one thing all dads seem to have in common.
Dads love dockers.
In this Father's Day, the place to get them all on sale is Sears.
Okay I'm rough on my glasses but why can't they ever keep their fit?
You don't have to put up with glasses that don't fit anymore.
Because now Lenscrafters has so many new ways to make glasses more comfortable.
Lenscrafters glasses fit your snug points with features like new snug fit hinges that
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I never knew glasses could be this comfortable.
And now they keep their fit.
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I've got the blues.
The bathroom blues.
My problem is I don't have time to clean my bathroom bowl every day.
But I want a strong cleaner that doesn't leave blue water in the bowl.
Well Vanish has a clear solution.
Vanish clear drop-ins.
Every flush releases tough detergents.
Works like a bleach concentrate but no bleach smell.
The water's clear so you see the clean.
Bye bye blues.
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Rome wasn't built in a day.
At this place it took about a week.
So run to your TV set for a different Part 2 Lee's adventure.
All next week on TNT.
TNT salutes birthday girl Judy Garland with a night of our favorite Judy movies.
Beginning tomorrow at 8 on TNT.
There's a time to laugh.
Oh, there's a time to cry.
There are times you can't let pass your by.
Did you see it on Showtime?
Blockbuster movies no other channel can show.
Uncut, commercial free.
Plus original movies, comedy and championship boxing.
Did you see it on Showtime?
Your house looks wonderful.
Thank you.
I try to keep it clean for my family.
Did you realize that an area the size of a small bedroom has never been cleaned since
your house was built?
No, I didn't.
And every bit of the air you breathe circulates through it.
Just lift up any vent and see for yourself.
And your entire system is just as dirty.
How can I clean that?
It's easy.
Just pick up your phone and call the indoor air quality specialist at air systems today.
In just 20 minutes, they'll show you how to get your whole house clean and healthy.
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In the big country, pilgrims carve a path through sagebrush.
Outposts scatter like the promise of gold dust.
The occasional posse.
The lone outlaw.
Cold steel.
One more sunset.
One more day alive.
Nobody plays like TNT.
Go down.
How's my salad?
Great.
Here, try some Bacos.
Bacos?
Mmm.
Better?
Mmm.
Much better?
Mmm.
Can I use your credit card?
Cholesterol-free Bacos makes every bite better.
Mmm.
Potatoes.
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Fried clams.
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Plus, you get two kinds of shrimp.
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From day one, our lives are filled with numbers.
Some are good.
A lot you can do without.
But here's one number you don't want to do without.
Call 1-800-THE-CARD.
Call now to apply for the American Express Card.
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And $58,000 cash machines, in case you'd like to have money in your pocket.
And if you lose the card, you can get a new one within 24 hours.
Mr. Richards, we can have another card for you right away.
But best of all, the interest you pay is a nice round figure.
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Saturday night, all night.
The next MonsterVision brings you nine of the best outer limits ever made.
Saturday night on TN.
I was walking down the street.
My feet were killing me.
And like a cool oasis, there was Mundy's Family Shoes.
The Birkenstocks in the window caught my eye.
Inside, the helpful staff put my sore, tired feet into a pair of comfy Birkenstocks.
That's when I realized Birkenstocks were beautiful.
Visit Mundy's Family Shoe Store today and realize how beautiful Birkenstocks, the original
comfort shoe, can be on your family's feet.
Mundy's Family Shoes, for your Fourth and Pearl, downtown Ellensburg.
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