You're gonna kill yourself!
Living proof, the Hank Williams Jr. story will continue in a moment.
Sunday night on TBS.
Larry Bird back is back.
And the Celtics are making a push for another championship in Beantown.
The Hawks battle the Celtics.
Live at 735 Eastern Sunday night on TBS.
You're late.
No, honey.
Did you forget?
No, honey, I didn't forget.
I'm really sorry.
The traffic was horrible.
I should have stopped and called.
Well, with the weather and all, I was kind of wondering.
May I help you, please?
I'd like a happy meal.
Uh, make that two.
I was a little worried about you.
You know, sometimes I wonder who the mother is around here anyway.
Mom.
How come you ordered a happy meal?
Because you make me happy.
What does this woman know about dieting that maybe you don't?
That you don't have to drink your breakfast.
Because a serving of Kellogg's Special K actually has fewer calories than a glass of the leading diet shake.
In fact, the entire Special K is a special
meal, including fruit, milk, and coffee.
It has fewer calories than the diet shake.
So if you're going to have something special when you're trying to lose weight, shouldn't it be something special with fewer calories?
Kellogg's Special K. Lose the fat.
This is how the day begins.
Sunshine, the good taste of smuckers, and surprisingly, this good news.
Less than 20 calories in a teaspoon, and you're not adding any fat.
And that's why Smuckers is always a good way to start your day.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.
Would I risk washing this shirt in anything but Woolite?
No way.
I love this shirt.
I just feel good when I wear it.
Two years ago, I wore it the day I sold my first house.
This year, I wore it the day I sold my biggest.
I hope it always looks this great.
Compare this brand new shirt with one that's been washed 30 times in Woolite.
They look the same because Woolite won't damage fibers.
Does this look like I wash it in anything but Woolite?
Trust Woolite to help keep all your favorite clothes looking like new year after year.
Last year, over 50,000 women found families to adopt their unexpected children.
We have a daughter.
They decided instead of abortion to tough it out and bring their babies into the world.
They held to their belief that nothing is more precious than human life.
To all these mothers, the families who adopted these children would like to say,
Thank you, life, what a beautiful choice.
Listen, those new dog biscuits you've been getting instead of Milk Bone, why?
Milk Bone has nearly half the fat of those Purina biscuits, half the fat.
Please, give me back my Milk Bone.
Less fat, don't know.
Living proof, the Hank Williams Jr. story now continues on PBS.
Yeah, we got a pay old Barbie Dean.
The story will continue in a moment.
Tuesday night, get a look at Hollywood from the inside.
With Jacqueline Suzanne's Ballet of the Dolls.
Forget what you've seen before.
This is the real story.
You get rid of that tramp, everyone connects with this picture on welfare.
Catherine Hicks, Gene Simmons, James Colburn, David Burney, Veronica Hamill, and Lisa Hartman.
Jacqueline Suzanne's Ballet of the Dolls.
8.05 Eastern Tuesday night on PBS.
If you've been holding out for a mighty satisfying western omelet McMuffin for breakfast
or a sassy two-fisted McRib, drop in soon because they're back for a limited time
in McDonald's Return of the Wild West.
It was a time of magic, an era of greatness, a place where men became moguls
and empires manufactured dreams.
Now the real stories behind Hollywood legends are captured in one spectacular book.
Over 700 illustrations and hundreds of anecdotes bring the movie industry to life.
MGM, when the lion roars.
Now just $50, which includes shipping and handling.
Call 1-800-251-1300 and order today.
My Cousin Vinny, rated R.
Now playing at theaters everywhere.
What used to be done the hard way, today can be done the easy way.
And the tough jobs can be cut down to size.
Just as doing this can now be done like this.
Roundup kills grasses and weeds in sidewalks, along fences, and in driveways.
One squirt kills them roots and all.
With Roundup, grasses and weeds just don't come back.
So instead of pulling weeds, you can spend your time doing something you really want to do.
Nothing kills weeds better or easier than Roundup.
The time has finally come for the cordless power roller from Wagner.
Now you control the flow of paint so the Wagner power roller can cut jobs in half.
Smoothly and evenly, it can cover areas twice as fast.
And clean up is a snap so you can finish one job and do another.
Get your hands on a real value because the value of Wagner keeps on rolling.
On the third Sunday in August, this place turns from a hardworking ranch town into a hard-riding rodeo town.
Folks like us take it on the chin, in our backs, and about everywhere else.
That's why most of us here rely on Tylenol.
With all the choices Doc Hall has, he gives us the same thing he takes himself.
From small town doctors to big city hospitals, Tylenol is the pain reliever America counts on.
It's the one hospitals use most.
Lifesaver, son?
Thanks, Dad.
Lifesaver, son?
Thanks, Dad.
Lifesaver, son?
Thanks, Dad.
Lifesaver's candy has been making life delicious for 80 years, and we don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
Lifesaver's candy isn't life delicious.
Somebody put these Harvest Crisps in the wrong box.
Delicious?
Right, so what's a delicious cracker like that doing in a box that says low fat, no cholesterol?
Beats me.
I mean, if Harvest Crisps are so good for you, how come I can't stop eating them?
I don't know, hon.
I love them.
Living Proof, the Hank Williams Jr. story now continues on PBS.
Living Proof, the Hank Williams Jr. story will continue in a moment.
This presentation of Living Proof is brought to you by Tylenol.
Caring isn't just what we do, it's who we are.
The medical facts are clear.
Tylenol is so gentle on your stomach, doctors even recommend it to their ulcer patients for everyday aches and pains.
They know Tylenol can't aggravate an ulcer the same way aspirin can.
That's important for all of us to know.
And so is this.
Hospitals use Tylenol 23 times more than all aspirin brands combined.
Tylenol, the pain reliever hospitals use most.
I would not even try to do my own taxes anymore.
We just depend on H&R Block to do them.
H&R Block is prepared for you.
I wanted the Johnsons to feel at home.
She really knows her business and her business is taxes.
We're always right there.
The whole team's behind us all the way.
I'm real committed to this team.
We stand behind our work and guarantee your satisfaction.
America's tax team standing up for you.
Presenting Rice-A-Roni Broccoli O'Gratty.
Everyone in America is going to love it.
Okay, so there's one guy.
Broccoli O'Gratty.
The San Francisco Tree.
Join me next week.
My guests will include Dolly Parton plus the trauma of addiction to religion.
And a man caught in a controversial pornography sting.
All next week, Larry King Live, 9 Eastern on CNN.
You better sit down for this.
The tampon you probably used was designed long ago by a man.
A woman doctor designed a tampon that expands to fit better and prevent fluid going by.
It's OB.
You can stand up for it.
If you're under a physician's care for high blood pressure, ulcers, or asthma,
then your choice of a non-prescription pain reliever is especially important
for millions of people like you.
The one doctors recommend most is Tylenol.
Next on TBS, it's the acrobatic grace of world-class diving.
The HDH Classic on U.S. Olympic gold.
Then at 11.05, the natives are restless on the mysterious island of beautiful women.
Here on TBS.
Thanks for joining us, Susan.
What's new tonight?
Nut and honey.
Can't you make up something, darling?
Kellogg's Nut and Honey Crunch is new.
With a deliciously sweet new recipe.
Anything new?
Nut and honey.
Anything changed?
Nut and honey.
Anything different?
Nut and honey.
See you tomorrow.
Uh-huh.
It's a whole new Nut and Honey Crunch, and you'll love the nutty sweet taste.
He just won't open up.
Watch this.
What's new, Pete?
Nut and honey?
Like a brick wall.
New Kellogg's Nut and Honey Crunch.
Now, when life turns up the heat.
Hello?
Yeah, hi.
I'm Jeff Green.
Can't wait to meet you.
There's Degree antiperspirant.
Degree's body heat activated to release extra protection.
One more minute.
Okay.
Every time your body heat rises, Degree turns on that extra protection.
So when you really need it, Degree keeps you fresher, drier.
Jeff?
Hi.
Hi.
Degree.
Your body heat turns it on.
Mmm, Mark, the salad is delicious.
You thought of everything.
Yummy, huh?
Bakos.
I forgot about the bakos.
For great bacony crunch without cholesterol, bring home the bakos.
Oh, Mark, Mark, Mark.
One of life's greatest pleasures is sitting right here in my den eating Klondike bars.
Rich ice cream, coating made with real milk chocolate.
Mmm, makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over.
Klondike, taste you can sink your teeth into.
Last year, over 50,000 women found families to adopt their unexpected children.
We have a daughter.
They decided instead of abortion to tough it out and bring their babies into the world.
They held to their belief that nothing is more precious than human life.
To all these mothers, the families who adopted these children would like to say,
thank you, life, what a beautiful choice.
Living proof, the Hank Williams Jr. story now continues on PBS.