I would have made a doll of you!
Goodbye, Mama.
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All of these children have one thing in common.
All of them were unplanned pregnancies, pregnancies that could have ended in abortion.
But their parents toughed it out, listened to their hearts,
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Life. What a beautiful choice.
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Four for Texas, 1035 Eastern Sunday morning on TBS.
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The 1992 Braves are just warming up, but we couldn't wait for opening day.
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Why the dirt?
Mister, I'm taking you in.
Marshal, isn't the fellow entitled to a last meal?
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How dare you take my phone?
Don't you know it's not polite to talk with your mouth full?
The heartwarming moments.
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The breathtaking adventures.
The unforgettable magic and fun.
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Making a living on the streets.
Damn me. What is that unpleasant aroma?
And making headlines of their own.
If we don't act together, then we're not.
We don't stick together, we're not.
What are we supposed to do to the bums? Kiss them?
So what you gonna be?
Yeah!
Shut it down, I'm the king of New York.
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Yeah!
Then we'll be unstoppable.
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Claw for Texas. 10.35 Eastern Sunday on TBS.
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