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My girlfriend in college used to have that what are they married? To each other. Yeah. Yeah used to have this album. Oh Anyway, of course one of their big songs muskrat love we could not locate a muskrat to have on the set to make them feel At home what's illegal? Well, it is illegal. Apparently you can only have muskrats on TV We're not making this up between between January and March, right? So instead we got a rat that is a rat is exhausted Oh, they did the wedding song remember and we got some musk musk rat musk rat Running an audible here So anyway a busy busy hour straight ahead also your phone calls and these are some of the things we'd like you to Call us about Jim Brolin and Barbara Streisand are now married They're in the new people magazine that reading Edie's been reading during the commercials. What do you call your in-laws? You call them mom and dad. You call them by their name. Do you just call them long distance as Edie said earlier? Also, yeah bill of our staff is getting hitched tomorrow to lovely and clearly crazy hoodwinked Allison out there the teacher they're getting married tomorrow What is the best or the worst wedding gift you ever got or ever gave anybody? Well, how about how long you think they'll last because you weren't optimistic Just stay there and play with the mouse We're gonna and finally it is free phones and photo Friday call us up with anything that's on your mind and we're gonna send you a photo and we'll send you something something good and Of course, it's your chance to be on coast to coast and actually international television So please stay with us for that dial us up your phone calls in about I don't know five minutes Actually your phone calls as soon as Edie can wade through the news. Okay, I'll go really fast, please All right. OJ Simpson might be appealing the 33 million dollar civil judgment against him The LA Daily Journal reports Simpsons lawyers are asking that the wrongful death judgment for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman be reversed Christopher so's inquiring mind helped police catch Ennis Cosby's killer. He now he's gotten his national inquirer reward $100,000. So what'll he do with it? I'm gonna donate portion of the money to The Ennis William Cosby Foundation to help special children. So some of the portion of the money is gonna go there the rest of money I guess I'll figure something out So told the cops he'd heard Mikhail Markov chef confess and then led them to the murder weapon You might call it an unlucky twist of fate for actor Phil Hartman and his wife They both might be alive today if a drug rehab center in Malibu, California had an extra bed It was the same one that helped Robert Downey jr. Hartman's wife Brynn was unable to book herself into the rehab center Just days before she killed her husband and herself and with the media as a stage the curtain has gone up on the biggest anti-drug campaign ever This is heroin this is what happens to your brain after snorting heroin It's a two billion dollar blitz half the money coming from government half from business Brace yourself for a new and improved internal revenue service. Yeah, they're promising it The Senate has overwhelmingly approved the IRS reform bill by a vote of 96 to 2 is anybody here? I want to know who those two were that voted against changing the IRS couple of mr Crabbies is just the burden of proof in court cases from the taxpayer to the IRS and sets up an outside board to oversee the IRS The IRS and sets up an outside board to oversee the agency the president says he'll sign it into law More people are using their cell phones exclusively and now more and more of us don't have a regular home phone at all No national numbers yet But in Louisiana 15% of cell phone customers use only their cell phone and don't have a regular house phone cool There was a survey in New England on folks laundry habits. The part we think is interesting is how people use their washing machines Some of them for example put colicky babies on top to rock them to sleep. We've all done that Some use their Maytag to wash cucumbers and spinach spinach. Yep I've heard a bathtub gin, but some people make washing dry spinach gin. Sorry Washing machine gin. Yeah, and then some folks lean on their GE during the spin cycle to get a little massage Shh. Hmm. What does that mean? Don't think about it. Just read it working out the kinks in your back Yeah, hey, we're working out the kinks on the phone lines We'd love to have you dial us up and talk about things that we're talking about this morning here on this beautiful Friday What do you call your in-laws? That's a good question. Also bills get married What's the best and the worst wedding gift you ever got? It's also free phones and photo Friday anything on your mind and shortly captain and Taneel will be with us You're at the big plastic picnic table. We'll be right back with your calls I Didn't get all the life insurance I should have when I was younger who did The burial expense plan is the answer for me. 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We're here when you need us Kids who go off the deep end. It's happened again and again and again Who and what's to blame the media the times we live in parents We'll discuss this highly explosive issue this weekend on beyond the news with dr. Georgia Whitkin Saturday on fox movie tone news It's fun in the sun from the beautiful bathing beauties to those magnificent macho men It's the thrills and chills of summer's past a look back at how everyone beat the heat a tribute to summer this saturday on fox movie tone news Welcome back. It is friday time for some of your phone calls Let's go down to out to michigan and phil joins us to talk about in-laws phil. What do you call your in-laws? When my folks are living we call them mummy and dotty Mummy and dotty and your wife called him that too I can't hear you very good. Did your did your wife call them mummy and oh, yeah Yeah, see my wife was raised amish. They were amish. Uh-huh and uh, that is what amish people call their Folks or I called them because they were my in-laws. Well, there you go. That's interesting phil. Thank you very much You know big john who is now our stage manager in here because tom left the studio and they're pumping him full of Oxygen in the room and they're pumping him full of oxygen in the studio and they're pumping him full of oxygen right now John tells me that who is it a friend of yours called his mother-in-law and father-in-law mill and phil Because of the initials mil mother-in-law mill and phil father-in-law. Is that true? Yeah, that's true That makes a lot of sense mill and phil like a little doesn't make any sense Don't don't pretend it makes sense. You wouldn't have brought it up if it made sense. You wouldn't have brought it up All right, fine john get him in a headlock when we're done, would you let's go down to texas and christine joins us Good morning christine Christine we're talking about mother-in-laws and father-in-laws. What do you call them? I call them pop and grandma pops and grandma. Yes Do you have kids? Huh? Do you have kids? Yes, so they call them that too. Uh, so they call them what did you what did you call them before? You had kids though. I just called them their names Mm-hmm. Did did you ever have to ask them like what should I call you? And do they tell you no? I never really did Huh? I I wanted to I really wanted to call this have a new name for your show. Oh good. Thank goodness I think you should put it in italics and put oh at the end of it Espresso, yes. Oh, that's good Uh-huh pricey. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and also express. It was something You know getting up off because they're always in small little cups. So maybe that's kind of good Yeah, as opposed to a big broken cup. Yeah, that would like express it with a large montel mug Mm-hmm. Very nice. And I think you should give edie a segment and just cut out the sports completely. Oh Thank you, I like that idea but but I also like Brian and we like keeping him employed He stole flatware from your home yesterday Well, he must have been desperate. Oh, come on back over here. Oh, no, he's got that pouty look again Whenever we say we don't care about love Brian world world cup soccer. He gets that. Oh, you know what we did You guys didn't mention the best thing yesterday at the party. Wait a second I was wondering when the workout program was going to start Glad you asked, we were shooting it last night We shot the uh the bikini butt update last night. Uh-huh And then we decided that since we are not here Say what? Not for me. Since oh, give me a break You've guzzled so much next time you're bringing two six-packs I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah Um that we decided we're not sexist. So we had the guys get into their little shifts Yeah, gym uniform and uh, we did the men's midsection workout So we're going to show the bikini butt update on Monday And then we're going to show men how to get great midsections for the summer During sweeps. We really need the ratings. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to be on Tuesday We'll show you that Christine. We're going to be So if you want to see Brian in short shorts No, well we know she doesn't want to see Brian at all She doesn't see Edie Well after she sees you in that outfit she may want to see more of you Yeah, tell me the sports now Hey Christine, thanks for joining us You should see his legs Now let's go to Bob in Missouri which is of course the show me your legs state Bob, are you talking in-laws too? I'm talking in-laws Alright, what do you call them? Well until we got engaged I just waited until they looked at me That's right After we got engaged then I said, now what can I call you? And it's first name basis That's good, that's good That's like equals Do you ever feel like you want to call them mom and dad? I don't think so See I wanted to call my in-laws mom and dad But it just doesn't feel right Well they've never offered it I already got a mom and dad I do have one other thing that I need help on Yes sir That has to do with, I'm very concerned that no one is up in arms in America over shipping and handling Oh it bugs me Five bucks shipping and handling when it costs 50 cents per minute You know it costs three dollars at one store and they'll charge you seven dollars shipping and handling And it costs you eight dollars at another store and they'll charge you two dollars or one dollar shipping and handling We sent a bouquet of flowers to Joy Dumanan who does the overnight news here And she was in a car accident and is recovering from that Sent her flowers, it's like 35 dollars for the flowers, ten dollars shipping and handling How do you get more than 20 percent shipping and handling? And the other thing Bob, you bring it up, oh you've opened a hornet's nest Now when you look in the catalog It's great It's kind of a rip off You say oh this item, 19 dollars and then you think well that's cheaper than in the store And then they tack on ten bucks to ship it to you Okay Bob, you know what? You've hit the nail right there That's what we've got to talk about on Mondakes I want to find out why, it's an excellent question Bubble wrap doesn't grow on trees Yeah but on things like flowers They aren't even using bubble wrap They aren't doing anything different They're delivering at probably three blocks especially in a case like New York City It's got to be a way for them just to make a little extra dough It's not like those guys in the mail room It's not like the mail room guys are driving Cadillacs Yeah But you know what? The camera guys are going for two weeks in Hawaii How does that happen? Shipping and handling There you go, shipping and handling the camera Bob, thanks for joining us We are going to send you a picture and something else Because it ticks me off too And there is no shipping and handling SNH with that For you today Now let's go out to Jeff in Louisiana Hello And Jeff is talking about in-laws as well First I want to say this is the first time I've turned on your guys show And I'm impressed Well thank you Must have been the Family members is missing today Louie Who is very impressive in his own way He's on assignment Right as Ray Ellen called him, pretty boy He's down in Miami So tune in, that's his chair right there He's got a very kind nature as well Yeah whatever And he could kill Brian and I with one hand He's a large man We're going to test his blood for creatine Okay whatever that means Jeff, what were you going to say? 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Absolutely Fox Entertainment reporter Bill McCuddy joins us with a look at the box office this weekend Well there is a little girl in a hat, her name is Madeline Then there are some small soldiers in Phil Hartman's last outing But the big news is of course Mel and Danny are back, take a look Gentlemen, start your sequel engines, Riggs and Murtaugh are back in lethal weapon 4 Mel Gibson is still nuts and Danny Glover is still too old for the job But wait, we'll throw in Renee Russo having a baby And how about Joe Pesci and Chris Rock to back up and offer comic relief? I never lost my mother's phone, it took you two hours to make a damn long distance call Chinese crime lord Jet Li is doing some kung fu fighting But the real special effects is the chemistry between Gibson and Glover It's kind of like this symbiotic relationship, they both in some ways want a little bit of each other in a way With a lot of these pairings you see them, you watch them And the ones that work kind of do their thing and venture into the other's territory a little bit The ones that don't work is when they're both trying to do the same damn thing Next, what would happen if the contents of your local toys R-US suddenly attacked? Something like small soldiers, just don't call them dolls A doll? Whoa, hey, I play an action figure, big difference Taylor Maid for Marketing Ty-Ins, look for Major Chip and his buddies at A Burger King near you as well Finally, hold on to your hats, it's the big screen version of the children's classic Madeline Frances McDormand is the school marm who tries to keep the girls in line This is little Hattie Jones' first screen role, so what was it like to act with Oscar winner McDormand? I was a bit nervous in the beginning, but once I got used to acting with her, I was alright because you get used to it She's 41 years old, but she looks really, really good Little pieces of Bob Cummings every day and she's in great shape No, actually she is nine, she's charming, and Madeline opens along with small soldiers and Mel and Danny I should explain, that rain you saw in the background, Lethal Weapon 4 was shot just about a month ago So the set was still up at Warner Brothers, well Joel Silver got the good idea, well let's have it on the set So it rained in the background, it made it impossible to get some of the interviews, but we did get that one And we appreciate that they tried to do something different We appreciate you doing it, making the effort It's a living hell going out and interviewing the stars, but someone's got to do it Did you have one of Madeline's raincoats? No, did not, the lovely Dana Kennedy interviewed Madeline And by the way, Janet Jackson joins us today in Fox on Entertainment Sensational, so people watching right now just have to wait 19 and a half more hours, be too excited for that Eight hours Yeah, eight hours, okay I cannot believe how wide this shot looks, do you see this shot? Look how many people we have in a row That's the whole place He may have Mel Gibson, but we've got flowers from Tony Randall And we've got information on Barbra Streisand's wedding to James Brolin And the captain and Tineel are in the building The cake cutting, we had a nice kiss after the ceremony, they got married two years to the day after their first date This is the bridal party next that you'll see They still together? In the middle, next to Barbra, that's James' daughter Molly, on the far right is his granddaughter Eden And there's a couple of stars on the guest list, Tom Hanks, John Travolta Tom's doing the limbo on the right, and they say John Travolta used his best moves from Saturday Night Fever and Pulp Fiction on the dance floor Wow And time now for another look at how the weather's shaping up Yes indeed Do you want to start the game first? Yes, we're going to play the music game with our old buddy Pam from Georgia, good morning Pam Pam, I know you're in the home state of CNN and we are delighted that you would join us here on Fox News Channel today Thank you Okay, are you good at music? Well, I don't know Well, we're going to put it to the test, listen real close to the telephone and try to tell me who this is and what they're singing As we take a look at the Fox Travel cast Yep, this is working out great so far This is tremendous Does it sound familiar? Okay, we're going to sing it to you Here we go Oh, this is in Utah Alright, Pam, you must have some idea who this is How loud is it? It's really loud in here, I think we've got the special sound equipment for the captain and Neil Pam, do you have any idea who that is? Is it Surfing USA by the Beach Boys? It's Fun Fun Fun, you're close enough Fun, Fun, Fun, you're close enough Fun, Fun, Fun Very nice, and by the way we should point out that a long time ago, Captain and Tenille used to tour with the Beach Boys Before they started lip syncing Something like that Hey Pam, for playing along today we're going to send you out a lovely family photo of us from here at Fox Oh great And something else as well Well, it's the first time I've ever watched and it's really great Well, thank you very much Pamela You know what? Monday's going to be even better Because I'm going to be gone In a ruba And Tuesday we're going to have Steve's muscles or lack thereof on display Thank you, something almost was just then Thank you very much, yes so Vtube side Pamela we hope you will join us every morning at this time right here at Fox I will, thank you so much Thank you Bye bye We'll see you later Alright, you know what? Down in Pamela's neck of the woods they're going to have a little rain in Atlanta And the rain's going to stretch back through the northern Missouri Valley later today Also rain all the way from Louisiana straight through Tech, you know the one, the peninsula state Florida down there in Louie's neck of the woods they're going to have some rain there Hot in the southlands later today Dallas will hit 103 This shows you where there is a risk of thunderstorm The southeastern quarter of the United States and a lot of Florida and finally sunshine Mainly in the east, some hazy clouds there out west This is the earth right? For the most part, this is the earth And this is your feet on the sea And this is your weatherman on the earth, any questions? Yes, back to the lady on earth Thank you very much and now to the man on the moon Soccer, and a U.S. Soccer guy complaining now, what's his problem? Well listen guys, there's no World Cup highlights I know how big a hit they are and I read the ratings like everyone else They go through the roof when I show international soccer So U.S. Soccer's Alexi Lawless went on late night with Conan O'Brien and said People in New York have been especially tough on him since the poor showing in the World Cup Up in Boston I played there for two years and it was great It was like you'd be walking down the street and someone would come up to you Hey can you sign this for my kid or whatever like that And you know how it is in New York, it's like, hey you suck That was great, very good personality What was on his face? That is a look, it's early Civil War, very popular The best pound for pound boxer in the world Steve, Roy Jones Jr. as you know He's always had a unique training habit Now this is yesterday's public workout He finally exposed what the secret to his success is The place, midtown Manhattan, as you see it's light dancing Wandering from turnbuckle to turnbuckle and occasional posing His opponent, Lou DeValle seems to have taken a page from Jones' book Take a look Very similar, eerily similar to the Roy Jones method Now he's really going to have his hands full on July 18th at the guard Lou known for his hand speed, their practicing Are you telling me he's going to fight Richard Simmons? No, it's Lou DeValle and they'll be fighting July 18th at the guard He's fighting Richard Simmons? Well he's taken a lot of Richard Simmons workout methods and he's taken them to the next level Respecting yourself is what Richard Simmons is all about Okay, we'll move on to baseball And there he is, there's a little click Lou is doing a lot of clicking Baseball meets the new boss, same as the old boss Brewers owner, Bud Selig was elected as the sports first permanent commissioner since 1992 He's been interim leader since then There isn't much really I can tell you that you haven't heard from me over the years And we're done listening to him Yeah Alright, do we want to take a look at the highlights? What do you mean? We've got to take a look I've already prepared them There he is, charging for his autograph now The interim gone for his label And here is Cliff Boyd He would have, well this is just about gone This is a whole different set of highlights than I originally planned Okay, oh no that was Sammy Sosa at number 34 Here's Stan Griffith Jr. Number 35 Seattle goes on to win, go ahead Steve Nobody's in the seats, people high-fiving I've seen enough of that, time for a commercial, thank you Okay, back to the captain and Edie 28 minutes after the hour Next up, I just saw them in the green room They're terrific aren't they? Oh man Captain and T'Neil and folks, news will keep us together Don't touch that dial Also, the morning crew from WTUE and Dayton joined us Ohio! Water Cooler Talk, after timeout, stay with it The How do you get stronger? Leaner? Quicker? 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And I never was in the Oval Office Do we have the right tape? No, we don't Thank you very much If you don't have the right one, just roll anything Edie is not in charge of rolling the tapes, and sometimes things just happen Don't kill the message Oh, now we've got it See, the results, those are the results But we're going to highlight how we got there Oh my God, I still do look fat You look great No, I don't, I look fat still Why aren't you wearing makeup? Oh, that was the dip Oh yeah, and then the guys after it This is Steve Brian, let me see if I can see you stealing the silverware We'll lose more, and so it'll look better We'll be heroes Yeah, but what happens until it looks better? Don't they take ratings in between? I don't think it's based on our weight Oh It's height-related That's your experience in the business So the guys ate and drank and ate and drank And finally they were brought in enough to do the exercises So you'll have highlights all next week Yes Wow, we'll be tube-sized for that, and that's the reason I'm leaving the country He's going to Aruba In the meantime, let's wake up and smell the... He won a contest We won it Who discovered Aruba, you know? Al Aruba In the meantime, here's the headlines with E.D. on camera three That's you There was a fire in the sky over San Juan, Puerto Rico yesterday Take a look at this An American Airlines plane flying to Miami Is that on fire? Engine caught fire, that's right, that's the fire in the left engine there 251 people are on board, but they were able to turn the plane around and land safely You don't make that announcement to the people Wow That's bad And President Clinton touched down in Florida's brush fire country yesterday He got a first-hand look at the damage and met 10 families who lost everything in the fires He also met the firefighters and called them real American heroes The president also declared 34 counties disaster areas and promises money Brace yourself for a new and improved IRS The Senate overwhelmingly approved a reform bill The president says he'll sign it The new law shifts the burden of proof in court cases from the taxpayer to the IRS Boy, that's a nice concept, finally And it also sets up an outside board to oversee the agency And it could be Monica Lewinsky's chance to turn the tables on Linda Tripp Sources say Lewinsky will tell all to a Maryland grand jury And there you are last night again Yeah Looking into whether Tripp illegally taped their conversations Monica may also be a witness if Tripp goes on trial Just kidding Speaking of Viagra BANG! An upstate New Yorker admitted stealing his neighbors You don't see Jane Pauli do that, do you? Not as often as you laugh That's why she makes money Yeah And I'm still doing my internship An upstate New Yorker stole his neighbor's credit card And then used it to charge $130 worth of Viagra Then the guy takes his newfound virility to a couple of strip clubs And charges his tab there He ended up with two charges of his own Both of them are grand larceny Is that him? Yeah Okay You like that? No, I'm very confused What's confusing you? Well, is he emptying the card? Did he bury him? Bury what? Where's he digging? The Viagra? I don't know It's just in the news business I don't think he wanted to come out Use whatever pictures you can get Right, I think he had to take his trash out and that's where we ambushed him He's burying dirt? He's throwing out dirt? They're probably going through his garbage can What are you getting? Right now, that's right Eric Shaw and digging up his dirt We'll have the latest later Right now though, let's go around the water cooler And joining us this morning here on Fox News Channel from Dayton, Ohio Our Kerrigan and Christopher on the air at WTUE Good morning guys Hey Good morning everybody We also have our news person Danny Coates with us this morning Sensational Great How are you guys today? Oh, we're doing just great We're in Ohio, what does that say? You know, we're in one of the itchiest spots in the country according to your map before That's right, the Lanocaine people came out with a list of the itchiest spots Yeah, we're number 8 I believe on that list Hey, well done Is it an allergy? Is it general itchiness? What causes that? We're hanging out at the strip bars with that guy who stole the... That's pretty much the cost of that Brian still doesn't get the story Yeah, why is he doing that? I don't know You know, we also understand that the people of Ohio have banded together They've broken into small discussion groups They're talking about Tawny Peaks, the woman, the exotic dancer, the stripper Who during a bachelor party pummeled a man with her You know Her breath Thank you Yes, you're not allowed to say that, you're a news guy That's right, that's why I went So anyway, what do you make of all that? Well, we make that Ed Koch had fun, I guess it was on the People's Court He had to go back in the back room for 20 minutes and think about it And he was liberated And he was thinking about it, thinking about it And said, you know, I've got a feeling about this And finally it hit him in the head, huh? Right I need to go with that guy with the credit card and we need to get a closer look Funny I don't know Now the guy, you know, let's think about it The guy with the Viagra that you just brought up He bought, what, 130 bucks worth Yeah, 13 tablets 10 bucks a piece That's a good weekend Yeah? Obviously you're not married Well, yeah Go ahead and live in your little fantasy world Keep going Why would he stop at just 13 pills though? Why not 100 pills? Well, my question is why would he stop at just a few strip clubs with 13 pills? I want to party with that guy, if he's got the credit card No kidding The Energizer Thief, boom, boom, boom, boom, beat the drum The name of this segment is the water cooler Yes it is And I had an interesting observation earlier Now what if we put some Viagra in a water cooler at the office That way we could finally find out what people think about each other What do you think? Wouldn't that be good? And Steve, what do you really think of Edie? Well, you know, I told her last night when I was under the influence of Corona Steve has the most gorgeous, dropped-in beautiful wife I don't know how he fooled her into marrying him She's a lovely woman I don't know He looks very, I think he's got enough to go around I don't know But you know what, you guys brought up an interesting point You don't need to put Viagra in the water cooler, you know Just wait around for the Christmas party and you find out what people feel about each other We don't need that at our Christmas party No Hey listen, Kerrigan and Christopher, we're going to take a brief timeout Can you stick around? Absolutely, who can? Okay, sensational, timeout, back with them at WTUE in Dayton You're watching Fox News Channel, your channel of news Where we've got a musk rat Right here You woke him up We've got a rat Captain and T. 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On the next O'Reilly Factor Welcome back, it's about 17 minutes before the hour and we are on the line right now Actually we're going round the dial with Kerrigan and Christopher on the air at WTUE Right now you guys are in a commercial break, right? Yes we are, actually we're playing a song here at the moment You know, it's that rock and roll biz, figure-rat and alcohol Hey you know, we've got Captain and Tenille coming up in just a couple of minutes Billboard magazine's number one pick of all-time pop duo is pretty impressive What a crowd we're in Yes indeed, sensational One of my favorites Now speaking of crowds, Barbara Streisand got married last week And now People magazine has some of the exciting photos Were you guys at the wedding? No, I was at the bachelor party Oh really? I jumped out of the cake for Barbara She loved me Now I heard that to save money, James Brolin held the bachelor party at an AMCO, anything to that? Boy I'll tell you what, they pull out all the stops there They just do Hey you guys, what kind of weekend plans do you have for what's going on this weekend in Dayton? Well, there's a lot going on Actually I'm playing in a celebrity softball game against the king in his court, Eddie Fainer Oh yeah, yeah He throws the ball like 90 mile an hour, so I'm buying extra life insurance And then I'm in a celebrity plane pool, you know Dayton, the birthplace of aviation They're having a big air show and we're having a celebrity airplane pulling contest You're going to pull an airplane? 727, we have to pull it 40 feet, that could take the rest of the weekend Wow, and then what do you win if you do it? 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Hello, yes Yes sir Bob, we understand We didn't startle you, did we? Everything startled me Join the club Bob Bob, we understand that we should be sending you our condolences, you've broken your leg Yes, I did, I didn't have the magic taxi wand and the cab didn't see me and it hit me and broke my leg That is weird You know what? Our apologies go out to you We will send you a magic taxi wand, we've got one left I've got, that's right Thank you so much Now Bob, because you're laid up, you actually discovered the morning program here at Fox News I was kind of forced into it by being bedridden Sometimes it takes injuries We take people however we can get them, broken legs Fever, nursing mothers, we have a lot of nursing mothers We have nursing mothers, you know it doesn't matter to us, we're not picky, so long as you watch and then keep on watching You know I ran out of pain pills about a week ago, I just lay here and get drunk on wine and watch you for a couple hours and it's just great, every morning It's terrific I'm going to have to thank you for rehab someday You bet, by the way kids, we do not encourage Bob's behavior, it does not go with, Bob you're kidding about drinking the wine, right? Yeah, of course Good, good, good, alright Gee, you know my kids are at home watching He was going to invite himself over That's right Hey Bob, thanks very much and what a delight, we go from Bob with a broken leg to Captain and Tenille, when was the last time you had a segue like that? That's a good one I watched, Darryl Dragan, the captain, thinks that that Montel mug is very interesting, it's the broken mug It is broken I don't want to tell you not to do his show, but he sends us broken items That's okay, don't invite him over, he stole my fork last night from dinner We'll never prove that Now we've got to point out something, we, the boss, Dennis, executive producer, is that what his title is today? He's in charge of us He owns it He owns it, that's right, he owns the franchise, he has been adamant to the staff, find me a muskrat, because on Friday we've got Tony and Darryl on We couldn't find it, but we did find a rat and we've got a bottle of musk, so put it together, muskrat, and you love it, don't you? We do, we do love it, I just want to make sure that somebody's going to take care of Wilbur as I understand his name is Yeah, Wil, it's not me We've checked, the airline says it's good to carry on He's adorable and he needs much care and love I don't think we can show this part, can we? At least I know he's happy, I was worried about it, but I think he's okay now He's doing just fine He needs a mate Well Darryl, don't get too close I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what Darryl, I don't think he needs a mate and he's proven it to us Good one Hey, congratulations, you've got some awfully big high heels to step into, you're going to be taking over Julie Andrews role in Victor Victoria I'll be back here in New York to start rehearsals August 3rd and then be on tour for 40 weeks with the show beginning September 8th And you've also got a new CD out, right? Yeah, Tenille sings Big Band, my dad was a Big Band singer, it's my favorite music, almost, next to Muskrat I'm going to work in a club in Las Vegas Is that right? So she's doing Victor Victoria, you couldn't get a job with some cross dresser on the show? Is this guy available? We were actually thinking of putting Darryl into a scene here and there and giving some kind of an award if people can pick him out We'll give them a speaking role and then they'd be totally in the green room Now I made a mistake when I went in the green room, I said hello Darryl, which was correct, but then I said hello Tenille That's alright, no it's really neat I knew that I made a mistake I've met quite a few little girls who are named Tenille, that's their first name Is that right? Absolutely, and it's really an honor when I meet a little girl like that They're not little anymore, most of them are around 20 years old I meet a lot of little boys named Captain, so Darryl don't do that There's a lot of bulldogs named Captain That's true too Hey, where did the hat thing start? Well, back in 1450, I don't know I'm sorry, the cap thing, it's a cap, not a hat I used to work with the Beach Boys, you sort of mentioned that earlier I was with them for six and a half years And about the fifth year you get, you know, I don't know if you've been on the road with the Beach Boys or any group I have, I went on the road with the Beach Boys I was with the dead But anyway, after about so many years I was, the dead? No, the Beach Boys Good, I like that hat Actually I like women with uniforms Really? Darryl, let's not get into that Tony needs to keep his job Mike Love named him that I was Captain Keyboard and I sort of, actually I named myself I told Mike, hey, when I do a solo and help me, Rhonda, give me Captain Keyboard Call me Captain Keyboard And that's about that And it stuck, along with the hat You know, a fella who normally sits in this chair is on vacation this week Pretty Boy Hey, he's down in Florida right now Louis, are you on the line? Yeah, Pretty Boy's here What's with this Pretty Boy stuff? You were called up and Ray Allen The comedian we booked him I like the voice He is the sexiest Can I tell you that I love your voice I was a big, I am a big, big fan I'm talking to you, Steve I'm talking to Tony Tony, not Tenille Tony over there, I know your first name I would never call you just Tenille Oh, that's so sweet Louis, you sound drunk They woke me up, you know, I'm on vacation They woke me up But I had to call to say hello Well, thank you, I wish you were here, Louis I wish I was there too, I can't believe they booked you when I was away on vacation Maybe I could sing right to you through the television Would you believe that would just make my morning You guys are going to do a number for us in the middle, right? Well, only if you join in Okay, I'll sing I know the words to almost all your songs He's a huge fan I'm a huge fan Louis, could you say something nice to the captain? Hey, captain How are your bulldogs, by the way? Well, I haven't kept up with them, they've been in bulldog heaven for a while Oh, no, it's a sad thing What is this rat you've got on the set now? Does it actually have a rat? Tell me it's not a live rat It's a live rat No, it's not a live rat, it's an itchy rat He's happy now, I'm glad Hey, where did Muskrat, what does Muskrat love mean? You have to ask Willis Allen Ramsey that, he wrote it I did not write Muskrat love Can we get him on the phone? Get Willis on the phone, I've only talked to him once in my life on the phone You performed Muskrat Love at the White House, right? Yes, we did And what happened when you did that song? The people there now are used to eating those things Oh, please, oh, I love it No, we actually did in 1976 and Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were there in the East Room And what did they do? Well, Queen Elizabeth was asleep basically, nodding off, she was in the front row Prince Philip was getting into it, he was smiling and tapping his feet and we've never been invited back to the White House though I want you to know that in all these years, so it's probably Muskrat Love's fault And how's the marriage going? Which one? This one This one It's going good? It's going good, it's going to be tough coming up, you know, the 40 weeks I'll be on the road Maybe you could just keep a hat on the pillow next to you No, he's going to be on the pillow next to me most of the time Good And the rest of the time? Louis, Louis, I don't know Are you late, Louis? Are you touring in the Sarasota region? No, actually we're doing Miami Beach, Palm Beach, Tampa and Orlando in November Okay, let's take a quick break and then come back and we'll sing They're going to start Okay, we'll do it, it's early, we'll do it Muskrat Love live or something Whatever We'll figure it out during the commercial Okay Red Knight's shaking Why does Arm and Hammer Dental Care Clean Away Plaque better than regular toothpaste? 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Call 1-888-TalkMed Asia, the economic slump continues Just how is it affecting us? And what should you do if you're invested there? Then, financial advisors, do they always offer advice you can take to the bank? Join us for answers this weekend on Fox on Money Last week on Drudge Sobbing into the phone, screaming, throwing things, even to the point of threatening to take her life Monica Lewinsky threatened to take her life Yes, she did What will come out this week? You've got to watch to find out Hey, welcome back. What a thrill we've got with it. We've got the hats on. That means we're trying to identify with Darryl Dragan Thank you, Beatty. We're here all week, folks Ahoy! But we aren't That's right. Tomorrow is your very final performance together until you hit the road Until after Victor, Victoria, but we are already planning the year 2000, so we will be doing... We tour again, but it's the last show for a year Year 2000, that would be millennium love, wouldn't it? That's our 25th anniversary That is so sweet That's pretty wild. I can't believe it Does he have one of those things at home? Thank God, no It's out in the barn. It's all out in the barn You have some kind of a recording studio in the barn? We have a home recording studio Darryl uses. Pro Tools. You know Pro Tools, right? Of course You've got some funky smashing pumpkins Oh yeah, well we own rumbo recorders in Los Angeles. We've had Smashing Pumpkins, Guns N' Roses, Stone Temple Pilot, all those recordings Are they going to throw to sports? No, we are not. We're going to sing Oh, okay There are no sports My favorite song was Love Will Keep Us Together Okay, we'll do that. Only if you join in Of course Louis is on the line. Louis, you're still there? I'm ready to sing Sing along Love, love will keep us together I like to watch Sing a big baby whatever Some sweet talky girl comes along Louis is singing a song Don't mess around, you just gotta be strong Just stop Cause I really love you Stop I'll be thinking of you Look in my heart and let love Keep us together Oh, she's singing now. Come on up to the microphone Oh, I know who she's singing You, quietly You belong to me now Ain't gonna set you free now I'm leaving if they're singing When those girls start hanging around Talking me down Here with your heart and you won't hear a sound Just stop Cause I really love you Stop I'll be thinking of you Look in my heart and let love Keep us together Whatever, she is good, let me tell ya Young and beautiful But someday your looks will be gone Never When the others turn you off Who'll be turning you off? I will, I will, I will I will be there to share forever Love will keep us together I said it before, say it again While others pretend I need you now Need you then just stop Cause I really love you Stop I'll be thinking of you Look in my heart and let news Keep us together Whatever I will, I will, I will I won't Very nicely done Thank you so much You guys are just great You guys are great Thank you Wonderful Hey, that is it Thanks, Louie There you go, Captain and Tenille At the Sands of Atlantic City tomorrow And then Tony Tenille in Victor, Victoria And a new CD out That's right Thank you again Y'all have a great weekend We'll see you on Monday Bye-bye Bye-bye Ken Starr just won't quit Today he looks to a district court for help The GM strike slams the brakes on car production Will his strike kill off an American institution? And just when you thought O.J. was out of the picture He's back These stories and more today on Fox Good morning, everyone Happy Friday and welcome to Fox In Depth I'm David Asman First a quick spin around the world with the latest headlines Let's start in Washington where our own David Schuster looks ahead At what's going on in the Ken Starr investigation Good morning, David David, good morning This is a very good day for a number of lawyers involved In the Monica Lewinsky investigation First of all, over at the Justice Department yesterday Attorney General Janet Reno met with Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin To try and figure out what to do about that court ruling against the Secret Service A D.C. Court of Appeals ruled that three Secret Service agents Three Secret Service employees should be forced to testify In front of Ken Starr's grand jury A number of officials within the Secret Service and the Justice Department Are resigned to their belief that perhaps this is a losing issue in the courts And the question is, by continuing their fight in the courts Is that going to open up the door for Ken Starr to issue even more subpoenas And get even more testimony from the Secret Service than he is looking for right now So obviously a big decision over at the Justice Department and the Treasury Department About whether to try and cut a deal with Ken Starr or continue their fight in the courts Meanwhile, the District Court Appeals Court is expected to rule perhaps within an hour As to whether or not there is an attorney-client privilege That can keep Clinton aide Bruce Lindsay from testifying Lindsay is a government lawyer and he has asserted attorney-client privilege In refusing to discuss his conversations with the President, the First Lady, White House aides Even witnesses who have testified before the grand jury Lindsay also was rejected at the District Court level And brought his appeal here to the D.C. Court of Appeals The three-judge panel heard the arguments about two weeks ago It's worth noting that in the original court decision, the judge said Well, there may be an attorney-client privilege for Lindsay But the problem is that is outweighed by the need for the information in the Ken Starr investigation There are opinions scheduled to be released here at the D.C. Court of Appeals at about 10 o'clock this morning We'll find out then if in fact there is a ruling on attorney-client privilege and Clinton aide Bruce Lindsay David? Okay, David Schuster, we're going to see you back here in a couple of minutes Next stop on the Foxwire this morning, Los Angeles If you thought the O.J. story was over, well, you were wrong Jane Wells has details Good morning, Jane David, it will never be over No, I guess not We begin as we have so many times in the past with O.J. Simpson Four years after the murders, four years, Simpson is now filing an appeal of the wrongful death judgment against him O.J.'s lawyers have written a 96-page brief which basically claims the judge in the second trial made a lot of mistakes And that the $33.5 million judgment is excessive Fred Goldman says, quote, this is proof positive that this monster doesn't want to be punished for his actions No comment from Simpson The man who helped police solve another high-profile case is accepting his reward Christopher Soe used to be Michael Markoseff's friend, but after Innis Cosby died, that all changed Soe claims Markoseff took him to go look for the murder weapon and made some incriminating statements When the National Enquirer offered $100,000 as a reward, Soe called And with this week's guilty verdicts, Soe got his check Money was a motivation factor, but it's not the whole part of it Okay, and finally, if lead singer Scott Wheeland of Stone Temple Pilots ever surfaces, he's in a heap of trouble Wheeland has now missed a second court date in a drug trial and a judge has issued a warrant for his arrest Wheeland is facing heroin charges and he could get three years in the pen if he's convicted His lawyer says he does not know where Wheeland is Wheeland's songs include Dead and Bloated and Big Empty David, would you like to hum a few bars? No, thank you. Sex, drugs and rock and roll, it never stops Jane, thank you very much Next stop, Flint, Michigan, Grant Rampy's covering the GM strike that's put the brakes on GM production Good morning, Grant Good morning, David. Negotiations here at this Holiday Inn behind me are set to resume in the next 48 hours amid some hopeful signs that this could get wrapped up fairly soon In fact, GM says it's critical that it gets this mess behind it in the next 48 hours For 35 days, picketers have waived their signs And for 35 days, GM's been trying to get them back into its empty plans Now the company says settlement talks may be close to paying off But from the UAW, a different story There are many, many significant issues that yet have to be resolved Sources close to the negotiations say an agreement which would lead to the reopening of one Flint plant could be close The real stumbling block, though, seems to be the fate of the parts plant across town GM appears inclined to let cheaper foreign workers manufacture the company's spark plugs A move which some say would hurt U.S. workers and potentially cripple Flint's already weakened economy It's like a ripple effect, you know? People aren't going to work, so they're not buying You know, it's really hurt this area extremely, I think, a lot Dealers nationwide are running out of GM cars, putting...