See, we top one-third pound of extra lean beef with so many fresh ingredients that,
quite frankly, it's tough to choose.
Of course, with more than 20 different pies, it's a problem we're familiar with.
Give me the fresh strawberry.
Banana cream.
Make mine the caramel pecan.
A peach.
That's why we say at Baker Square, choosing a burger is as easy as pie.
Oh, no.
On second thought...
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Ruffles.
Ruffles have ridges.
What are they called?
Ranch?
Ruffles have ranch?
You can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't
say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't
say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say
a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't say a kid can't
You alright?
Ruffles have ranch ridges.
Ranch ruffles really have ridges.
Ranch ruffles really have ridges.
Someday, maybe they'll have a R R R R R R o r r R r o r r r r r o r r r r o r o r r r r
Thank you.
Rru Rueda-baga!
Try new ranch-flavored ruffles potato chips.
The taste will get you talking.
Rock candy ruffles.
That's what I would like.
Rock candy ruffles have ridges.
So, the other day our family's shopping at Cole's.
When my brother says, hey, Dad, did you see that Lee casual jeans are only $26.99
and the Storm Riders are only $19.99?
I mean, if you want me to wax, your car might as well look cool.
And then my little sister sees these new Lee pepper finish jeans,
and she says, oh, well, sure, they look great,
but I like them because they'll save Mom and Dad $10.
Yeah, right.
Me, I just said, Mom, at 30% off, I like these Lees.
For back to school.
She appreciates my lipstick.
Now, I would argue that the uncorrected
starts Friday, August 18th at theaters everywhere.
Finding a luxury car with a warranty that covers you 14,000 miles longer than Acura Legend
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Well, I started on pot about a year ago.
But crack really messed me up bad.
And I started on that like a month ago.
And you know, I just wanted to see what it would be like.
I said, nah, never to me, you know.
I can handle it.
We tried some.
And like, a month later I couldn't live without it.
I mean, I didn't think one time was going to hurt me.
I'm sorry what I put my family through.
I never thought this could happen.
This is Walt Disney World.
But so is this.
And this.
Walt Disney World.
A vacation within a vacation.
It's the world's greatest resort.
This is the year to see the world, Walt Disney World.
Take a look.
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What's for lunch? Oscar Mayer wieners.
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Take a look at an old friend, Jules.
There's a song for you in Tennessee.
Good times and holidays.
So won't you come and join us?
Come on and play along.
In Tennessee, we're playing your song.
Come to Tennessee, we're playing your song.
Gary Dodson is out from under rape charges after ten years.
Governor Thompson signs a taxpayer bill of rights.
These stories and more tonight on the nine o'clock news.
With new Lunchables lunch combinations from Oscar Mayer, your lunch will never be the same.
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What would we do if we won a thousand dollars in celebration eighty nine?
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music.
We celebrate, we celebrate, dance to the music.
Well if I had won ten thousand bucks in celebration eighty nine.
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music.
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music.
Dance to the music.
Pain is in the back of the head and like I say in the temples it will pound.
Being a fireman is stressful so I'd say stress can bring that on real easily.
Today Jim Dayne is trying extra strength Tylenol gel caps.
For pain like his why take aspirin or ibuprofen when nothing works better than Tylenol gel caps.
I feel great. I feel back to normal, ready to go. It's gone.
Extra strength Tylenol gel caps. In the real world of everyday pain nothing works better.
My great great great grandfather Johann Peter Stroh was brewing beer in Cairn in 1775.
The Germans they like a beer with character and our family brought what they learned to this country.
Family brews with a tradition of brewing experience that's longer than Miller or Coors or Budweiser.
Strohs, a beer that's not the same as other beers.
Fire brewed, family brewed for more than 200 years.
Time is short.
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Terry Garner stars in The Black Stallion Returns.
Letter.
Herns.
Bear War.
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Your call is confidential and you can even receive a cash reward.
That's 1-800-B-ALERT.
The show must go on, even when you have your period.
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From Walt Disney Pictures.
In the great tradition of Disney's finest outdoor adventure classics comes all new motion picture excitement.
Cheetah.
The story of a magnificent wild cheetah who's been kidnapped in Africa.
And two Americans who will risk their lives to save her.
It's an unforgettable tale of adventure and friendship.
Walt Disney Pictures.
Cheetah. Rated G.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
Daddy, I don't want another cavity.
Sweetheart, it's time for act.
Act. Anti-cavity fluoride rinse can cut cavities 40% more than brushing alone.
Act now to reduce cavities 40%.
My dentist says brush properly, brush properly.
Finally he's given me the prevent toothbrush.
When your thumb goes here, prevent it from going back.
When your thumb goes here, prevent is automatically positioned to remove plaque at the gum line where it counts most.
Prevent.
Prompter brushing is built right in.
And then I walk out on the stage.
You know what I'm saying?
My black tired tails.
I walk out on the stage, got my trombone, black trombone too.
You see?
And I walk out.
And everybody would cheer.
And I start playing.
And I see the look in the eyes of joy.
This is my band we're talking about.
Because I'm going to be the boss this time.
It'll just be music, music, music all the time.
Hi, Chicago.
No, I'm not Miss Peoria after a big night on Rush Street.
I'm Joan Rivers.
Saying I'm thrilled my show is going to be carrying Chicago.
What you've done to the Dan Ron Expressway.
Said more reconstruction of my faith.
I hope you watch my new daytime show for celebrities and trends.
Sometimes a serious side of life.
Always great fun and great gossip.
It's all on Channel 9.
I think I'll fit right in.
Premiering September 5th on Channel 9.
What's the secret to Pop Secret microwave popcorn?
Perfect popcorn popped under perfect conditions.
Pop Secret leaves very few on popcorns.
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With that first warning itch of athlete's foot strikes.
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Nobody's better in cold than old temperature cheer.
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Terry guard stars in the Black Stallion returns.