The Boy Who Cried Wolf
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Help! Wolf! I'll never lie again. I'll never lie again.
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Life doesn't stand still for a headache, so when you can't take five, take three.
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How do you spot a MetLife representative?
He's intelligent and knowledgeable, concerned and caring, friendly and ready to listen.
A big nose and floppy ears are optional. Thank you.
Get met. It pays.
B-I-G-M-A-C
If I match Big Mac, that's a million bucks for me.
Cause I'm playin' the Scrabble game at Mickey D.
It's a big new game at McDonald's with over 70 million prizes.
Enough for one out of three people to win.
Delicious food prizes, a holiday in Escape, a million dollars.
Get your game piece, win instantly or collect letters to win.
S-C-R-A-B-B-L-E
Come on, play Scrabble at Mickey D.
I might be pregnant. In three minutes I'll know.
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It's the easiest pregnancy test ever.
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Introducing Clear Blue Easy.
It's the easiest.
Wednesday.
Hi, Daddy.
We would have given anything for a boy.
All I've ever wanted was your attention.
Well, now you've got it.
And your approval.
China Beach, Wednesday.
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Some girls look at the shoes. Some girls look at the news. Some girls go for the taste. Some girls work on the ways.
First girls look in the first-born fashion. Keep in touch with the best in life.
All you need.
First girls look in the first. First girls look in the first.
Only a dollar.
Some people think there's too much cheddar cheese flavor in these cheddar and sour cream ruffle potato chips.
No.
Now that's too much cheddar. These are perfect.
Try cheddar and sour cream flavored ruffle brand potato chips.
A few words on the Ford Pro GT.
But action speaks louder than words.
Ford Pro GT.
This morning, some women will leave for work looking like they've just stepped out of a salon.
Four salon shampoos, four salon conditioners. Select your combination for salon-beautiful hair.
Saturday. Fatal dose.
She's gone.
Sets off a drug war.
Poisoning drugs.
What am I?
A chemist?
A man called Hook.
The women of Brewster Place will continue in a moment.
Five nominees for best performance of an actor are...
Tom Hanks.
Edward James Olmos.
Told you you could do it.
Dustin Hoffman.
Of course, I'm an excellent driver.
Max von Sydow.
And Gene Hackman.
These people crawled out of our firm, Mr. Ward.
Wednesday, March 29th, the 61st Annual Academy Awards Live.
This is a Come On News Brief.
Good evening, I'm Emily Langley.
A helicopter crash in Korea has claimed the lives of at least 22 U.S. Marines.
It's the second chopper crash in Korea in four days.
We'll have the latest at 11.
Deputies continue to guard the crime scene on Bainbridge Island where three teenagers were shot.
Tension is high. With speculation, the murderer is still on the island.
And a raid in Oregon has the police raking in the chips.
We'll explain that.
And we'll show you some feathered friends who say spring is on the way.
Join us for Como News 4 at 11.
The Ketten style I give you at Hairmasters looks high priced, feels high priced,
but you don't have to pay your right arm.
You're going to come out with a smile this big.
It's hard to imagine when you're trying to do a remodel what it's going to look like.
And it's nice to walk in there and get an idea of how you want your kitchen.
When we went through the showcase, you could see all the different cabinets that we could have bought.
And we really wanted to get this European look.
Right now, you'll save 65% off the manufacturer's list price on complete pay-impact kitchens.
Well, I especially like the people that work there.
I think they are so supportive.
You know, first name basis.
When we left, they were calling me Dottie and I was calling them Bob.
And they are doing something right and I hope they never change.
A blind woman has become a favorite target for criminals.
I'm going to tell you a story that I want to tell you today.
Some carmakers wouldn't put kids and fun in the same sentence.
We think they belong in the same car.
Introducing the new access from Nissan.
Feeling like your fire's gone out?
Have a hot bowl of Campbell's soup.
It'll get you glowing again.
I don't know.
What's missing in these new special request soups from Campbell's?
I don't know.
Want to guess?
I don't know.
About a third of the salt.
If I was the kind of man who believed in angels, I'd say that's what she was.
An angel dropped from the sky like the answer to a prayer.
With eyes as brown as bark.
No, I don't think so.
Uh, violet.
Eyes as violet as the colors in a child's imagination.
Yeah.
Deersoft Colors Contact Lenses get Braun Eyes' second look.
There are some parts of our Burger King Cheeseburger Deluxe McDonald's doesn't want you to notice.
Like it's flavor oiled and juicy.
With crisp lettuce and red ripe tomato.
No wonder McDonald's hates the Burger King Cheeseburger Deluxe.
No wonder you're gonna love it.
What Dry was.
What Dry is.
Introducing new Michelob Dry beer.
It's brewed longer to start bold, finish clean and refresh completely.
New Michelob Dry.
One taste and you'll drink it dry.
Would you drive your car if you knew someone had tampered with the brakes or steering system?
Alcohol can affect your driving in just the same way.
The most important feature in any car is an alert and capable driver, so please, never drive after drinking.
A message from the National Citizens Commission on Alcoholism.
You're so sexy I could hardly stand it.
Wow.
I want you.
Wow.
Our hormones were made for each other.
Oh my children.
Wow.
ABC News again voted the best in the business in the prestigious Washington Journalism Review.
Peter Jennings, best anchor.
Sam Donaldson, best correspondent.
This week with David Brinkley, best interview discussion program.
No wonder ABC News is America's choice.
Stay tuned for scenes from tomorrow's conclusion of the women of Brewster Place.
Thanks.
Whoever said the first impression is the only one that counts never owned an Acura Legend sedan.
Because while the legend may look good on the showroom floor, it won't truly shine until the odometer has lost a few zeros.
Which may explain why for the second year in a row the owners of Acura automobiles voted them the most satisfying cars on the road.
And that may be the best impression of all.
The lasting one.
Listen, just taste this chicken cacciatore and you'll know why they named these new microwave add meat dinners Hunts Minute Gourmet.
Not Hunts Minute Edible or Hunts Minute Acceptable or Hunts Minute Pretty Good.
Hunts Minute Gourmet.
That's how good they are.
Just add your fresh meat to Hunt's rich gourmet sauce then simmer in their microwave cooking bag.
Mmm.
And there's Oriental Beef, Cajun Pork, new Hunts Minute Gourmet.
Not just okay, gourmet.
And now Kraft proudly presents Velveeta versus Cheddar in another cooking performance.
Velveeta melts smooth.
The cheddar runs.
Velveeta cooks good.
The cheddar clumps.
Velveeta the blend.
That looks better.
Cause Velveeta melts better.
Then cheddar.
Yes, for smoother melting.
For your good cooking.
No single cheese cooks like Velveeta.
Here's a very different kind of orange juice.
Tropicana Pure Premium.
Made with absolutely no water added.
And no water taken away.
So no other major brand comes closer to this than this.
Now don't you want to try it?
Ah, Tropicana Pure Premium.
Nothing added, nothing taken away.
You just can't pick a better juice.
Tomorrow night.
Why?
Because I love you.
Well that ain't gonna be enough.
You know I always have known what they say about me behind my back, Maddie.
But I never thought that you'd be right up there with them.
Why can't you just accept it?
I have accepted it. I've accepted it all my life.
I lost my family because of that.
It's gonna rain, we've got to get everything inside.
It ain't gonna rain on our body.
Triumphant conclusion of the women of Brewster Place.