Good night.
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Mom's gonna shine the floor bright.
Guess I'll watch the soap school it dries.
Surprise, baby. Fast Dry Bright is dry before you know it.
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They were mighty hungry when they got home that night. She needed something hearty to feed them right.
Beef Noodle Hearty.
She got the heartiest hamburger helper she could. Rib-stickin' beef noodle always tasted real good, and it was hearty.
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Add oodles and noodles and a beefy sauce too. Her two guys loved it and her daughter did too, cause it was hearty.
Hamburger Helper.
Hearty Beef Noodle.
Makes up gravy.
Crispy Chicken Helper is crispy. Without frying.
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A while back I had this sprained ankle. I didn't take Aspirin or Tylenol. My doctor gave me Advil.
It worked on the pain and Advil was gently to my stomach and Aspirin.
Advil. Tablets and caplets. Advanced medicine for pain.
Sunday night. Barbed wire couldn't stop him.
Men couldn't best him. And women couldn't hold him.
It's two-fisted action when Kirk Douglas takes to the saddle as the man without a star.
7 Eastern on Superstation TVS Sunday night.
The Superstation movie presentation will return in just a moment.
My new tub made of fiberglass was installed by men made mostly of dirt.
Using a liquid cleanser? I guess I have to.
Bet you'd like to use Comet. I love to use Comet.
But see this label? Abracives may scratch.
But this label says safe as a liquid. I wouldn't bet on it.
I would. Today's Comet has no harsh abrasives. So it's safe. It's tough.
It's beautiful. Today's Comet. Regular or lemon fresh.
Safe as a liquid. Tough as Comet.
This chandelier is being dipped in pancake batter and dried.
To prove that Advanced Palmolive Automatic cleans the toughest stuck on foods in one wash without powder residue.
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What makes Irish Spring this refreshing?
I sense a wonderful flavor sent to Irish Spring. The lather makes me feel like a king of Irish Spring.
The summer of 88. Hot. Dry. No relief in sight.
Surf, surf, surf, surf. Surf, surf.
Beginning Monday, let Frankie and Annette take you away from it all.
Hold on, girls. It's a little bit of sun, sand, surf and girls.
You can say that again. Sun, sand, surf and girls.
Do you believe this? It's Beach Week on the Superstation.
10-05 Eastern, beginning Monday.
The Superstation movie presentation will return in just a moment.
It's cool. It's neat. A sparkling treat. You better see anything like this.
Hey, we sparkle. We're new sparkle class for kids.
We're game cool and we sparkle if you show you the way.
Give us a try and we'll sparkle all of your day and night.
And love you special, kids. And for your brother, school.
Sparkle class for kids. Make us Russian cool.
We're sparkle. The real cool taste. Sparkle. Cool.
Sparkle class for kids. Sparkle so much.
It'll make your eyes to bright. Thank you.
This is a remarkable new antiperspirant.
It's tough enough to help keep him dry with a powerful new formula strong enough for any man.
But what's really remarkable about this powerful new antiperspirant is that it's not for men.
It's made for women.
You see, our perspirations pH can be different from a man's.
We might need all the protection he does, but we need protection that's pH balanced to actually work with a woman's unique chemistry.
And nothing can beat this antiperspirant for doing that.
What is this remarkable antiperspirant? It's new secret solid.
It may be strong enough for him, but it's pH balanced just for me.
New secret. Now with even stronger pH balance protection for women.
Cotton candy, ice cream, and now hot dogs? What next?
Heartburns. Right.
Here comes the soothing relief of Pepto Bismol, the one that coats is the only one you need.
That's the heartburn. What heartburn?
Hey, you gonna finish that? Yeah.
It has no inks. It has no perfumes. It's all bounce.
Bounce Free is here.
It's the battle of the rosies.
This rosie's got the big towel.
This rosie's got the quicker one, Bounty.
And they're off. Bounty's the quicker picker-upper. See?
I'm gonna change my towel, Rosie. But not your name, Rosie.
The Superstation movie presentation will return in just a moment.
The Gloves are smoking for a fight to the finish, live from Atlantic City.
Fight promoter Don King on the Tyson-Sphinx fight on Sports Tonight at 1130 Eastern on CNN.
The pain was awful. I hurt all over. The doctor said nothing was broken.
He gave me a different medicine. It's in these little yellow pills.
Neupren got rid of that pain. No one else. It works great on my tough headaches.
Neupren. It's not aspirin, not Tylenol. It's ibuprofen.
Two Neupren stop headaches better than extra-strength Tylenol.
And Neupren's gentler on my stomach than aspirin.
Neupren. Little. Yellow. Different. Better.
It even worked on my worst pain.
If your car is trying to tell you it wants something, come to Kmart and get it a swirl-on Mark II rotary brush for quicker, easier cleanup.
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Dear John, I have a new love. So sweet, so rich. New chocolatey black forest cake from Weight Watchers.
Dreamy cherries, creamy topping. I've gone for more. Lovely.
Sunday night. Barbed wire couldn't stop him. Men couldn't best him. And women couldn't hold him.
It's two-fisted action when Kirk Douglas takes to the saddle as the man without a style.
7 Eastern on Superstation TVS Sunday night.
The cleanser Dave uses to clean his grimy gas station sink is the same cleanser Mary relies on to gently clean her fine porcelain wash basin.
Now what cleanser cleans that powerfully but without harsh scratching? Soft scrub liquid cleanser with its unique mild abrasive formula. From Clorox, of course.
Three guys. Discount plumbing. Any pipe. Any place. Any place. For clogs at their worst. Oh, it's for you. Call liquid plumber first.
Maybelline Fresh Lash Mascara. Waterproof, smudge proof. 24 hours. Smart. Skip the details. It's the one that keeps on keeping on. Beautiful. Fresh Lash.
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I went to the cupboard and what did I see? Peanut butter, peanut butter. Falling peanut butter could be trouble for me. Peanut butter, peanut butter.
Now the great taste of peanut butter comes in a plastic jar. So even if you do drop it, it won't shatter. Eat some peanut butter anytime you can. Only if it's peanut butter.
The Tiger Cage. American POWs were held captive in cages like this one for months. Sometimes for years. Some say there were no heroes in Vietnam.
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Sunday, Dean Martin. You just walk into a bank and help yourself to $10,000 because it seemed like a thing to do. James Stewart. As well as I can remember, yeah.
Raquel Welch. All they want is to stay one step ahead of the Hangman's News. What's that supposed to mean? Means you can't beg, bar, steal, buy, break or pray your way out of my jail.
The Superstation TBS Award Theater presentation. Bandolero. 1035 Eastern on the Superstation Sunday morning.
I'll never forget the first time Tide failed me. It was dirty motor oil on Ralph's good shirt. Never did come out. And I washed it three times. I had to make a fresh start.
Presenting an extraordinary detergent. Fresh start. On dirty motor oil stains like these, it can do in just one wash. What Tide can't do in three. So be a Tide dropout. Make a fresh start.
My whole wash got cleaner for it.
You're looking at birth control for roaches. An advance in biotechnology that goes beyond other roach killers. Only in Black Flag Roach Ender.
Other products kill but leave survivors to breed thousands more roaches. Roach Ender brand kills and sterilizes young survivors before they can breed.
It kills the roaches and stops the breeding. Black Flag Roach Ender.
Black Flag makes a science of killing bugs.
What does this ski resort in the Alps have in common with? This rooftop restaurant in Rome. Or this medieval dining room. And this California windmill.
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Metro Media Paging presents the Unreachables.
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Pat Van Patten and Sally Struthers.
Antique cars are still around because their owners always changed the oil. Back then you had to do it yourself. Remember?
But today there's Chippy Lou. In 10 minutes the J Team changes the oil with quality Penn's oil.
Here comes the Penn's oil. Places the filter, fill the fluid and loops the chassis.
Want your car to last? Welcome to Chippy Lou.
We'll take care of you like family.
Pat, meet my antique. Sally, meet mine.
Peace and quiet are not part of this job. Headaches are. I used to take aspirin or Tylenol. But today my choice is Advil.
My doctor told me to try Advil. He said it contains the same medicine as in the prescription brand Motrin.
You know, doctors put so much trust in Advil, their recommendations have grown each year and now total over 15 million.
Advil gets rid of my headaches and it's gentler to my stomach than aspirin. Advil. Advanced medicine for pain.
Sunday night, National Geographic takes you to Alaska to play a guessing game worth millions of dollars.
The fishermen wait, scientists calculate and then the race begins for the red gold of Herring Row.
Catch the fishing frenzy on Explorer, 9 p.m. Eastern on the Superstation Sunday.
We hope you've enjoyed the Superstation movie presentation.
Now stay with the Superstation for more great American television.
Monday night.
He's a millionaire.
He's a playboy.
I'm at a briskey.
Nice grab.
He's a fun loving guy. He's Palmer Woodrow III.
That's live.
And he's going to lose his inheritance.
You will actually have to get a job.
Unless he graduates from Humber Prep.
Hey, you know something? Nobody at that school knows what I look like.
Why wouldn't it work? Pay some guy what? Five, six hundred bucks a month and a bonus to graduate?
Sure, it's a great idea. I mean, where do you propose to find the idiot to do this?
This is Eddie Keaton. Street kid. Drop out.
Break his legs. And then get me some pizza, okay?
But if he can pass senior year as Palmer Woodrow, he'll be well beyond his dreams.
I'll cover your monthly expenses and there's a five thousand dollar bonus once I get my diploma.
Five thousand bucks?
All right, ten thousand, but that's it.
Making the grade. Two guys and one great scam could ruin the rep of Humber Prep.
You're not some kind of a metal case, are you? Because I don't need that right now. I really don't.
But for Eddie Keaton, fitting in is not going to be easy.
Did you tie this thing? Wow! You did!
Judd Nelson.
This man is going to rake all his clothes.
Making the grade.
This is the most embarrassing day in Hoover history.
A Superstation television event. 8.05 Eastern on Superstation TVS Monday night.