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Everybody say honey!
Welcome to the Bear Family Reunion.
There's Mother Bear, and Father Bear, and Buster Bear,
Cousin Leonardo Bear the famed painter,
Auntie Mine Bear the actress,
and her husband the very rich Banker Bear.
This portrait of the Bear Family Reunion and the Bears themselves
make every home a happier place.
Simply call 1-800-342-3000.
And Mother Bear will soon arrive.
Then, each month, another member of the family arrives.
Twelve in all.
Each only $16.95.
A remarkable price for handmade, authentic teddies of this quality.
Best order by credit card or pay COD with a $2 service charge.
You may return any bear within 30 days to Kent Collectibles.
The adjustable stand, this parchment scroll of the Bear Family tree,
and the full color portrait are yours.
No added charge.
Bring the Bear Family into your family.
Call 1-800-342-3000.
Do's and don'ts of movie watching from Nick at Night.
Do watch the Nick at Night movie in a comfortable sitting position.
Don't watch while sealed in an underwater diving bell with no oxygen.
Do enjoy your favorite snack food and beverages in moderation
while watching the Nick at Night movie.
But don't drink slow acting poison disguised as a cocktail.
While watching the Nick at Night movie, feel free to execute simple household chores.
But please don't handle firearms or attempt to operate heavy equipment.
The Nick at Night movie every night at 9, 8 Central.
Please watch with caution.
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Here comes the Sweet Pickles bus.
Does my mom's know how kids minds grow upon sweet pickles?
Your child's head start for school starts with this free Sweet Pickles preschool bus.
There are stickers, games, puzzles, and hours of fun inside.
They'll make learning basic skills like numbers and letters
seem like child's play to your 2-6 year old.
So they'll love to learn, honestly.
I think it's excellent.
Sweet Pickles is great.
Call this number today, and we'll send you this Sweet Pickles bus.
Filled with dozens of learning activities free.
We'll also send your first activity pack on approval for 389 plus delivery.
If you like it, you'll receive two new packs about every four weeks at 389 per pack.
You can cancel after taking four more shipments.
Call now, and we'll send the Sweet Pickles bus to your door.
Smart moms know how kids minds grow.
Thanks, mom.
Sweet Pickles.
Call now.
This week on the Nick at Night Movie,
they're off and running for the Battle of the Nick at Night Stars Week,
a week of fierce competition.
Don't worry, I might come out on top.
Watch your favorite stars go head to head to see who's the best crier,
who's the best kisser, and who's the best fighter.
In Made for Each Other, Transatlantic Marry Go Round,
Angel on My Shoulder, Fire Over England, and Angel and the Batman.
What a game! Hooray!
Battle of the Nick at Night Stars Week, all this week at 9, 8 Central,
on Nick at Night.
Tonight on the Nick at Night Movie,
when Laurence Olivier and Vivian Leigh kiss,
it's a fire over England tonight.
A man's home is his castle.
Until now, my three sons...
Come in here and eat your oatmeal.
Every night at 8, 7 Central on Nick at Night.
Her friends applaud her.
The press adores her, and her family looks up to her.
Catch her on the Donna Reed Show on Nick at Night.
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The flight of a bird is one of the most captivating wonders in nature.
In 1479, Leonardo da Vinci created the mechanical drawings of the bird.
And now, with the aid of his father,
Leonardo da Vinci has created the mechanical drawings of the bird.
And now, with the aid of space age plastics,
you can not only enjoy the flight of the bird,
you can command and control it.
It'll fly for up to 200 feet on the power of its replaceable,
thick 8-inch high-test rubber core.
The body is tough, urethane plastic to absorb hundreds of hard landings.
The tear-resistant wings are super-strong Mylar polyester.
The internal drive gears are also da Vinci's design.
The flying bird is easy to operate.
Just wind it up, turn the switch to on, and gently let it go.
You can set it to fly in larger, small patterns,
and it's fun for the entire family.
It's precision-made and bulldog tough.
Here's how to order the amazing flying bird.
Use your credit card for rush delivery by calling 1-800-342-3000.
That's 1-800-342-3000.
Or send, check, or money order for $12.95 plus $2.50 shipping and handling
to the amazing flying bird.
FieldBox 1200, Scarsdale, New York.
Learn more the Donna Reed way by enrolling now in Donna Reed Academy Tech.
It's better than night school.
You can study engineering and computerize your living room.
Explore the frontiers of chemistry.
One again.
You can learn the official Donna Reed Academy Tectango.
You'll also learn that life isn't all sunshine and love songs
just because you're married.
Classes start every night at 837 30 Central on Nick at Night.
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Any call?
You're watching a sneak preview of Nick at Night.
This is the place.
On Nickelodeon.
This will go for no something that could save you if you ever have a fire in your home.
He knows two ways out.
See, if you can't get out the usual way, because fire is my favorite thing,
because fire is blocking your door, have another way out.
Goavers have two ways out.
You're late.
And people should have two ways out, too.
If your usual way out is blocked by fire, think, what would your second way out be?
Vigor and stamina.
Muscle strength.
Sinner-wee muscle.
Graceful power.
We're vitally interested in muscle.
We're concerned with 40 muscle diseases and over a million people who suffer from them.
We're research and patient care.
We're the Muscular Dystrophy Association.
People help MDA because MDA helps people.
Someone is smoking over there.
Something we cats would never do.
Filling their lungs with thick, dark hair.
What a disgusting thing to do.
Cats have nine lives with eight to spare.
Humans have one.
With none to barter.
Why do they smoke?
Why don't they care?
Humans are smart, but cats are smarter.
Listen to cats, you men and women.
Take care of your lungs.
They're only human.
The American Lung Association, the Christmas Seal people.
Bye, Mom.
Carlos, ¿dónde vas?
Carlos, ¿dónde vas?
¿Has visto los filmes?
Once your children walk out the door, they're on their own.
¿Quieres un favor?
Carlos, ¡dónde vas?
Say no.
No, no, no.
Hey, you got some looms.
It's a good blow, man. Why don't you just try something?
Just say no.
No, man.
Talk to your kids about drugs. Help them to just say no.
Tomorrow on the Naked Night Movie.
Is this mine?
Jimmy Stewart and Carol Lombard raise the perfect family and face the ultimate test.
My baby's in the hospital, dying in the moon.
Made for each other tomorrow.
Toys can be extremely expensive, as you well know.
Thanks to this special, fun-filled offer, you can delight your child with an entire set of foam toys.
They're active, educational, and above all, quiet.
Foam flying discs, colorful foam geometric-shaped building blocks, foam balls, even an activity sheet.
There are over 75 different games that your child can create with this foam toy bonanza
that includes over 40 different foam shapes in a rainbow of colors.
Foam toys are such a special kind of present because they're fun, educational, and quiet.
You don't have to worry about your child getting hurt or breaking something in the house.
Just loads of foam fun that will keep your child happy for weeks on end.
This foam toy bonanza is not available in stores,
but for a limited time only, you can get all these foam toys for only $19.95.
To order, call 800-342-3000 for Visa and Master Charge.
Or send check or money order to address below. No COD.
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There she blows! A hump like a snow hill! It is Moby Dick!
Imagine five great books like Moby Dick, yours absolutely free, to enrich your child for a lifetime.
These are the living classics, specially prepared and dramatically illustrated to make reading more exciting than ever before.
And you get 50 great classics in all, a complete library of the most wonderful books ever written.
Thousands have been sold for $1.95 each, but you get the complete set, all 50 books, for the amazing low price of only $19.95.
It's a treasure your whole family will enjoy.
If you're not delighted with the set, keep the five free books and return the others for a complete refund.
Have your credit card ready and order now.
Call toll free, 1-800-342-3000.
Or send $19.95 plus $4 shipping and handling to Living Classics.
The OBOX 5540, Department N, Norwalk, Connecticut.
For fastest delivery, use your credit card and call 1-800-342-3000.
MTV? It's full of rock and roll gutter snives.
I suspect some of our younger executives actually watch MTV.
Last night I forced myself to watch MTV. Revolting.
I would no more watch MTV than wear white socks.
MTV. Some people just don't get it.
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Are you nervous, young man?
Break it in on somebody else.
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Here's the gift no family in America should be without.
A children's treasury of favorite nursery rhymes.
Plus a children's treasury of favorite fairy tales.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
And the magic mirror would reply, thou art the fairest of them all.
And this free backpack to organize your little one's favorite playthings.
Remember, you get over 50 stories and songs.
So order this enormous TV treasury for your loved one today.
To order, send $9.95 for records or $11.95 for cassette plus $3.85
shipping and handling to a children's treasury of stories and songs.
Box 20, Department A in Los Angeles, California.
Or use your Visa or MasterCard by calling 1-800-342-3000.
Order now and receive your free bonus backpack.
What America needs is more guys like Robbie, Chip and Mike.
These are the three finest boys in the country.
So put on your howdy-doodie mask and watch My Three Sons on Nick at Night.
This week on The Nick at Night Movie, they're off and running for the Battle of the Nick at Night Stars Week.
A week of fierce competition.
Don't worry, I might come out on top.
Watch your favorite stars go head-to-head to see who's the best crier, who's the best kisser, and who's the best fighter.
In Made for Each Other, Transatlantic Marry-Go-Round, Angel on My Shoulder, Fire Over England, and Angel and the Bad Man.
What a game! Hooray!
Battle of the Nick at Night Stars Week, all this week at 9, 8 Central, on Nick at Night.
Tomorrow on The Nick at Night Movie.
Is this mine?
Jimmy Stewart and Carol Lombard raise the perfect family and face the ultimate test.
My baby's in the hospital, dying in the moon.
Made for Each Other tomorrow.
Tonight on The Nick at Night Movie, when Laurence Olivier and Vivian Leigh kiss.
It's a fire over England tonight.
And now we return you to The Stork Club.
Go on, speak with Mr. Curtis.
He's not in yet?
And that's what every good American should do. Join the March of Dimes.
Coming next, it's Camp Nickelodeon, featuring My Three Sons.
Are you concerned about your future?
You're not alone.
On March 1st, 1986, 5,000 Americans will leave their homes, jobs, schools, and families.
They'll begin a nine-month walk from Los Angeles to Washington, D.C.
They'll be joined by millions of people along the way.
Together, they'll tell the leaders of the world that nuclear weapons must be abolished.
Everywhere.
The Great Peace March needs your help.
Call this toll-free number, 1-800-453-1234.
To march, to give money, to lend your support.
The time has come for all of us to take our own future into our own hands.
Today, everyone's concerned about health and fitness.
You don't have to be a health nut, but you do need a little discipline.
It's not easy being perfect.
Be finicky about food. Eat balanced meals, get plenty of exercise, and don't smoke.
These could spoil even my appetite.
Learn to relax.
Time for a little stress management.
Good health. It's the cat's meow.
A message from the New York State Health Department.
The street.
For a lot of kids, it's a place to play, a place to learn the wrong place.
It's where they go when there's no place to go.
I know. I'm Telly Savalas.
And I was one of these kids, but I got lucky.
I found a way to beat the streets. I found a place to learn, to play.
A place where people care.
It's your local boys' club, and they could use a hand right now. Yours, baby.
The club that beats the streets? Your local boys' club.
Tonight on the Naked Night Movie, when Laurence Olivier and Vivian Lee kiss.
It's a fire over England tonight.
Here comes the Roller Racer, the amazing new sitskate.
How's it go?
Finally, you don't have to pedal. Just swing the handlebars from side to side for a wild new ride.
It's totally awesome.
The Roller Racer's patented power drive uses no motor and no batteries.
So how's it go?
The Roller Racer's so much fun, it's used in amusement parks and carnivals around the world.
My kids love them so much at Six Flags that we just had to get one for each of them.
The Roller Racer's not another flimsy import, but a quality American-made product backed by a 30-day money-back guarantee.
The entire family will enjoy riding the Roller Racer on any hard surface, patios, playrooms, basement, driveways or decks.
And even after you ride the Roller Racer, you'll still want to know.
How's it go?
To order your Roller Racer, use your credit card and call toll-free, 1-800-342-3000.
Or send $29.95 plus $5 shipping to Roller Racer.
Care TV offer box 1200, Scarsdale, New York.
For fastest delivery and to avoid COD charges, use your credit card and call 1-800-342-3000.
Meet the TV Generation. Andy Bamberger, born 1962, Detroit, Michigan.
Can quote dialogue from 70 sitcoms.
Watches Nick at Night. Kate Ross, born 1959, Boston, Massachusetts.
Got zonked on Let's Make a Deal. She watches Nick at Night.
Mike Klingharper, born 1956, New Orleans, Louisiana.
Sat in the audience of the last Howdy Doody show.
He watches Nick at Night. Nick at Night, the network for the TV Generation.
Nick at Night introduced you to the TV Generation.
We told you who they are and the things they do because they love good TV.
Nick at Night wants the TV Generation to stand up and be counted.
And we want to hear from you. Are you part of the TV Generation?
If you are, write to Nick at Night and tell us why.
Write to Nick at Night TV Generation, 1775 Broadway, 9th Floor, New York, New York, 10019.
Include your name, address and phone.
Nick at Night, the network for the TV Generation, wants to hear from you.
Nick at Night, the network for the TV Generation, wants to hear from you.
Nick at Night, the network for the TV Generation, wants to hear from you.