A cheese riddle.
Excuse me, Giorgio.
What do you get when you add mozzarella to an ordinary tomato?
Something to sing about.
That's right.
Cheese makes it taste better.
So don't forget the cheese.
The pain was awful.
I heard all over.
The doctor said nothing was broken.
He gave me a different medicine.
It's in these little yellow pills.
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Nowhere else it works great on my tough headaches.
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It even worked on my worst pain.
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Old flame threatens Spielberg marriage.
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A fresh look at today's problems.
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The book first Olympics, Athens 1896.
We'll return after this.
An update on cherry flavored sodas coming up next.
The Wall Street Journal Consumer Update with William Bruce.
News from the editors of the Wall Street Journal.
A lot of people who don't think they need a hearing aid may already have one.
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They bring their hearing aid with them everywhere.
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Now there's a hearing aid for people reluctant to wear one.
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When you're losing your hearing, the worst thing to do is nothing.
What did he say?
Good evening everyone.
Consumers aren't so sweet on cherry soft drinks anymore.
When they came out a few years ago, cherry flavored drinks were a big hit.
But market share has dropped since hitting a peak last year.
Some experts say nostalgia attracted some people to the drinks at first, those who grew
up with fountain cherry Coke.
But they don't think the drinks have many long-term fans.
Still the companies refuse to admit cherry sodas have completely fizzled.
PepsiCo, which makes slice, is even test marketing wild cherry Pepsi.
So it isn't likely that cherry sodas will disappear, although it may get tougher to
find them on the grocery shelf.
For the Wall Street Journal, I'm Bill Bruce.
Thanks for joining us and good night.
Beep, beep, ding, dong, surprise, they're here.
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Seven minutes is all it takes.
When did you bake that cake?
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The microwave cake for anything.
Thank you, thank you.
Love it from the oven.
Hee, hee.
Greg Smith is street hog.
You know where to find me.
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The
new Mike Hammer, Wednesdays at 10 on USA.
I'll be there.
The first Olympics, Athens 1896, return, starring Louis Jordan.
The first Olympics, Athens 1896, will return after this.
Is this cool or what?
I'll show you cool.
Levi, you babes.
Speaking of you babes, feast your eyes on me.
Jordan, Palmetto, LA Gear.
Yo, I'm talking.
Scope out the Cutler, Hugo Boys, the Groovy Prices.
Ah, man.
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Baby Penny.
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I don't hide my real feelings, do you?
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Show them what I'm really made of.
Even the way I wear my hair shows how I feel.
Either up or long and natural.
But I always want it healthy looking.
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Condition products are good for my hair.
Protein enriched shampoos and treatments, alcohol free styling mousses, even hair sprays that won't dull or dry out my hair.
Good healthy looking hair says a lot about someone.
Condition hair care.
Come on, show them what you're really made of.
Do I love picnics with everything from pepperoni to macaroni, chicken thighs to apple pies.
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Ziploc sandwich bags are perfect for protecting all kinds of food.
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A cheese riddle.
Mom, what do you get when you grate and melt cheddar cheese over a plain baked potato?
Oh, booze and eyes.
That's right, mom.
Cheese does make it taste even better.
So don't forget the cheese.
And that concludes today's lesson in Italian.
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Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.
Buy your copy at B. Dalton's, Walden Books or wherever paperbacks are sold.
A fresh look at today's problems.
A cheese riddle.
Hey mom, what do you get when you add melted cheddar cheese to ordinary broccoli?
Oo's and ah's.
Yes, cheese makes it taste better.
So don't forget the cheese.
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They're aiming for America.
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And now, the conclusion of the first Olympics, Athens 1896.
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