The fans, next.
And that's fine.
I can't believe it.
I told you to stay out of the kitchen!
Isn't it strange that people spend five days a week trapped inside an office?
Only to spend their weekends trapped inside a fence?
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Hey, is that what I think it is?
Yeah, it's my new Wagner Power Painter.
Look, can you edge with it?
Yeah, you can edge like this or adjust it to control the paint up close.
And when I'm done, I'm gonna switch nozzles and stain my deck.
Do a lot of other jobs I've been meaning to do.
Well, does it clean up easy?
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Why am I painting this by hand?
Good question. Get a Wagner.
Remember when Sprint's fiber optic network just meant a great phone call?
That was a pen?
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That was a pen?
And wireless communications.
Only one company lets you be there with all this technology right now.
So in case you were wondering...
Are you a pinduster, Paul?
Yes, that was a pen.
And his biography returns to the life of Elvis Presley.
One of the most striking designs of the decade.
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Mr. Stern, we have a warrant for safety.
Our streets aren't safe for anyone.
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Law and order.
Beginning September 5th on A&E.
In a single year, 93% of our toxic chemical waste was treated, converted to energy, or recycled.
What about the other 7%?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
We're working on it.
The 180 members and partners of the Chemical Manufacturers Association working for change.
A whole new concept in advanced ergonomic design is something that will make you very comfortable.
The all-new Riviera by Buick.
A&E's biography returns to the life of Elvis Presley.
Monday, Queen Elizabeth.
Tuesday, Princess Diana.
And Wednesday, Prince Charles.
The Royal Family.
All next week on Biography.
It was the biggest project of its kind.
Ford Motor Company creating a car for the world.
With a Duratec V6 engine that can go 100,000 miles without a tune-up.
All-speed traction control.
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The Ford Contour and Mercury Mystique.
Launching September.
For those of you who couldn't be there, HBO brings you the music event of a lifetime.
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Be it endless fascination with the Bible.
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To the grip of a mummy's curse.
These are the stories that myths and legends are made of.
Uncover the truth behind ancient mystery.
Tonight on A&E.
It's time well spent.
Remember how you felt when you heard your favorite song from your favorite band?
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From around the world to your living room.
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Where the music is.
I'm Phil Collins.
Welcome to A&E concert.
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Next Thursday only on A&E.
A&E's biography returns to the life of Elvis Presley.
Seattle.
Average rainfall.
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Phoenix.
Average high.
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Minneapolis.
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Seven.
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So much for the law of averages.
For those of you who couldn't be there.
HBO brings you the music event of a lifetime.
Barbara Streisand.
The concert.
Coming soon.
You don't need tickets.
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After 50 years of growing conflict, war became inevitable.
Zealously sought, eagerly anticipated.
It's an all-encompassing experience of a lifetime that swallows everyone involved.
North met South in the battle that started everything.
First bull run on Civil War Journal, Wednesday on A&E.
You're watching A&E.
It's time well spent.
For thousands of years, travelers have been drawn by the splendors of India.
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