Like Larry, Moe, and Curly, Fast cars and fancy shoes,
Like Buffalo Bob and a lucky dog, And like cats who sing the blues.
I'm an American original, The first draft beer in a can,
I tap an ice cold booze with a brand of yours.
For a refreshed draft beer in bottles and cans,
That's been Coors for over 25 years, taste the original today.
Put a 12 ounce keg in your hand.
Chicken Littles just walking down the street singing,
Doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo.
Kentucky Fried Chicken's got my favorite thing to eat singing,
Doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo.
They look good, taste fine, only 39 cents, gotta have them all the time.
Kentucky Fried Chicken's new Chicken Little Sandwiches.
They cost just a little, but people love them a lot.
Doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo.
Bob Hinden doesn't know it, but something else is about to interrupt his trip, pain.
As Bob's gotten older, he gets more aches and pains.
That's why his next movie is To Metaprint.
Metaprint has the same medicine as Motrin,
And nothing's proven faster for relief of body pain or any kind of pain.
It's also gentler to your stomach than aspirin.
Metaprint works fast when you haven't got time for the pain.
Ba! Humbug!
For you, sir.
Give the Minolta Freedom Duel with two built-in lenses for large groups and tiny tins.
Freedom Duel can put the holiday spirit into anyone.
Season's greetings from Minolta.
It's Christmas!
Santa Claus at your service.
Some folks may think they're Saint Nick.
Merry Christmas!
There's only one original Santa Claus.
Willie Howes is slay running this year.
Are you really Santa Claus?
I'm not taking the bill.
This year, showtime!
There's a miracle in Santa Barbara.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Share an enchanted evening with Cosby's Keisha Night Folley,
The Golden Girls' Room at Clannahan, and St. Elsewhere's William Daniels.
Monday at 8, 7, San Bernardino Mountain.
The Little Match Girl.
Hey, Scotty!
The United States Grand Prix.
It's as close as most of us ever get to a Formula One machine...
until now.
The Acura Integra.
It's a race to the top.
The Acura Integra.
It's Formula One technology, and it's street legal.
The Integra.
Decision-crafted performance from Acura.
Calling 1987 from Captain Power headquarters.
These vehicles are the power of the future.
Now this power can be put in your hands.
The Captain Power Battle.
Fire invisible beams.
Score or be hit.
The Powerjet XT-7.
The Phantom Striker.
Or scope out your target with the interlocker.
With Captain Power, the power of the future is in your hands.
You put them together, batteries not included,
figures and vehicles each sold separately.
From Captain Power.
Flip on the crisp of crisp bits.
It looks crispy.
A crisp that will make you flip.
Corn on this side.
Rice on the flip side.
So crisp. You're gonna flip on the crisp of crisp bits.
It's gonna make you fly when you flip, flip, flip.
For the crisp of crisp bits.
Hey, this is not your ordinary mix.
Nope, I made it with crisp bits.
So it's crispier.
No kidding.
What can I give her that will fit?
There's lots to love.
Oh, Santa, honey.
Isotooner gloves.
And in black.
They're so slimming.
Isotooner gloves.
You've got a great gift on your hands.
One of these women is a Fuji picture.
I'm gonna get you there.
Can you spot which one?
Fuji's ultra-thin color layers give you better skin tones.
And pictures so alive they almost breathe.
Get Fuji Super HR Film.
Sunday.
NBC presents one of the most honored films of all time.
Starring Oscar nominees Deborah Winger and John Lithgow.
Academy Award winners Jack Nicholson and Shirley MacLaine.
Foreto discretion advised for the movie classic,
Turns of Endearment.
This holiday season, discover By-Mart.
How in the world are you supposed to travel twice a day?
Ten dollars off all children's bicycles and scooters in stock now at By-Mart.
What are you looking for?
Hey, you ever stuck these in your spokes as a kid?
Men's and women's 26-inch Huffy 10-speeds, 99.97 each at By-Mart.
Two days till Christmas.
Nothing for you folks.
What are we gonna do?
A By-Mart gift certificate is the perfect answer for Christmas.
Find these and many other specials featured in your December 20th newspaper.
By-Mart. It's like a sale every day.
Weekdays at 3.30, Benson gives us all a lesson in political humor.
Good evening. Thank you for letting me come into my home.
I'm the governor.
I'm Henry Kissinger.
My son, the governor. I'm glad I moved out of the state.
Capitol Hill has never been the same since Benson joined the governor's staff.
It's high-powered fun on Benson weekdays at 3.30 here on KMTR TV 16.
KMTR TV. Eugene Springfield.