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Behind him is a 400-square-foot Deluxe Bachelor with a partial view.
In front of him is a junior executive semi-private with no view.
But right now, life is perfect.
On the open road, in complete control.
On the open road, in complete control of an Acura RSX.
One of Car & Drivers' 10 best.
How car thieves are getting your car keys at 11.
Welcome to CBS Tuesday.
Tonight, get set for all new episodes of Jag, The Guardian, and Judging Amy.
They're all here on CBS right now.
First day on the job, huh? Right behind you.
Miami, ya kid. You're gonna be building the best cars Munich has ever built.
So be proud. Be precise.
Treat it like the craft it is.
Any questions?
The truth is, this place is haunted.
Quality is alive and well at a car company called Buick.
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Save 10% on all color and highlights.
I see why it's all inside.
Mmm. Buttery.
Garlicy.
Quiet. One bite isn't gonna kill you.
Hello, garlic vampire.
The tempting taste of garlic and butter.
Only in new garlic butter rids.
Why would you go to a casual dining restaurant and spend $32 for a quality meal
when you could go to KFC and get the same thing for half the price?
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Comfort. It's what makes your baby happy.
That's why there's Carnation Good Start,
the only routine formula whose proteins are broken down to be easy to digest.
They're called Comfort Proteins and only Good Start has them.
Carnation Good Start from Nestle.
When my gang eats out, it's five different stomachs and five different stomach problems.
But we don't need five medicines. We just need one.
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For heartburn and digestion, upset stomach, nausea, and diarrhea, think pink.
Think Pepto.
Cuckoo! Oh, man. Every hour, it's the same thing.
I come out of my little chalet here, stare at your awful paint color.
Hey, what do you call this color? Life without parole? You people need help!
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Celeste was a waitress who married a Texas tycoon, but someone wanted him dead.
Solving this murder will tear her family apart.
48 hours investigates Wednesday.
Hitler, The Rise of Evil, CBS Sunday.
We combine our famous chicken crispers, buffalo wings, and southwestern egg rolls to create the Triple Play appetizer.
Want more flavor? Come to Chilly's.
At Hidden Valley, we've turned our world upside down.
With Original Ranch in an easy-squeeze bottle, it's easy to enjoy on just about everything.
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Go ahead.
No, you start.
What's fun about going camping? I think it's the whole experience of just being outside.
You take away all those distractions, and then they can just have fun being with each other.
But it's always kind of fun to go out and pick up all the latest gadgets, the gear that goes with it.
That's the kids' favorite part, going to Walmart and trying to find the new thing to take camping with them.
It's usually fishing related.
Yeah, that's right.
I'll die.
There's something very cool about a campfire.
It's a big bonding thing, which is why we'll do it for as long as our kids let us.
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So you look radiant.
Only Revlon makes it.
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Hey, have you called your doctor yet about the purple pill called Mexium?
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We never stop working for you.
Tonight, the big question will finally be asked.
Will you marry me?
The season finale of Judging Amy, CBS Tonight.
CBS Wednesday.
The best dancers.
Singers.
And comedians.
What are they feeding you?
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You make the ultimate decision at cbs.com slash star.
Don't miss the Star Search finale with Arsenio Hall.
Live CBS Wednesday.
If your kids aren't talking to you, could it be that you're not listening to them?
Talk to your kids and listen.
CBS Cares.
Eat these apple bees.
Eating good in the neighborhood.
Excuse me, where'd you get the bloop?
I bought a set of Goodyear tires.
I want some Goodyear tires.
Okay, honey.
Now at Sears Auto Center, all Goodyear tires are on sale at the lowest prices of the season.
Only at Sears.
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Let's get the shower.
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Don't miss the Star Search finale, CBS Wednesday, and the Battle of the Champions on Friday.
They were shot down by the Iraqis.
What followed is a frightening story.
We got caught.
On 60 Minutes 2, Wednesday at 9, 8 Central.
We will hang the profiteers.
We will crush the communists.
CBS presents the television events critics call spellbinding.
We will disinfect our country or the Jewish Parliament.
Robert Carlyle.
Either the enemy passes over our body or we pass over theirs.
Julianna Margulies.
Matthew Modine.
Jenna Malone.
Leeab Schreiber.
Stockard Jenning.
Peter O'Toole.
Hitler.
The Rise of Evil. CBS Sunday.
How does new canine advantage stack up against front line?
To find out, we put two users to the test.
Lees didn't bother them.
Ticks didn't scare them.
But how about mosquitoes?
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The monthly fleet control that repels and kills ticks and mosquitoes.
Ask your vet for the triple protection of new canine advantage.
This is the latest edition of the Accord.
Totally redesigned from the ground up.
Offering a new level of refinement in style, comfort, power and safety.
Attributes Honda has always been known for.
But don't let your eyes deceive you.
After all, affordability is also our heritage.
Now you can lease a 2003 Accord LX sedan for $2.39 a month for 36 months.
Tonight's programming on Coin6 is brought to you by Gresham RV.
Tonight we're having a dahlia.
Starting with Glen Allen Pinot Grigio.
Bonissimo.
Goes great with Giovanni.
Giovanni.
Everyone feels welcome when the wine is Glen Allen.
This is Radiance and a whole new light.
SkinLite's diffusing tin foundation.
Coverage that's luminous.
Flaws seem to disappear.
So you look radiant.
Only Revlon makes it.
Only you make it.
Unforgettable.
Both have the same megapixels.
That one's smaller.
Great for climbing.
With Best Buy's huge selection of digital photography products, you're sure to find what's right for you.
And if you purchase a digital camera or digital camcorder, $2.79 and up by May 24th, you'll pay no interest for 24 months.
Get into digital photography at Best Buy.
The time is there.
Trees swaying in the summer breeze.
Showing off their silver leaves.
Bounce introduces Summer Orchard scent.
It's orchard freshness for all your fabrics.
New Bounce Summer Orchard.
There's more to love about new Olay Total Effect 7X.
It still fights seven signs of aging.
And now with seven vitamins and minerals, it has more power than ever.
Outpowering even department store brands.
So kiss signs of aging goodbye.
Confusion.
Utter confusion.
Is that baby lotion she's washing me with?
Well, you're almost right.
Because there is indeed baby lotion in New Johnson's soft wash baby wash.
So now you can wash baby's softness into your skin.
Got that?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Our new soft wash baby wash has baby lotion to wash softness into your skin.
Welcome aboard.
Please turn off all unapproved electronic devices.
We have a very crowded flight today and all overhead space is full.
The captain expects frequent turbulence.
So please remain seated at all times.
And we do anticipate a late arrival.
Thank you.
The Hyundai Santa Fe with America's best warranty.
Ten years, 100,000 miles.
When you upgrade your travel plans, you win.
Next, the tension is rising.
You are in contempt.
Does this really matter?
The accusations are flying.
The complaint ledging inappropriate sexual behavior.
You did walk in on me and I wasn't dressed.
It's all leading to one moment of rage.
You took my place.
Taking risk everything.
The Guardian season finale, CBS Next.
Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.
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Best way to clean teeth?
The dentist.
What do thousands use?
Same thing Arm & Hammer Complete Care does.
Dental baking soda.
Deep clean stains regular toothpaste can't reach.
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Try new complete care.
Your whole mouth will feel fresh from the dentist clean.
You can change the way you see yourself at the GC Penny Salon color event.
Save 10% on all color and highlights.
I see why it's all inside.
Thursday.
This is the season finale.
You'll be talking about
Your hands are shaking.
All summer long.
I'm sorry.
Has to be done.
All new CSI.
Then to rescue hostages, one FBI agent will sacrifice
Barry Maxburn.
Everything.
I want to come in.
The Without a Trace season finale after CSI Thursday.
Tonight, Jagg ended with a bang.
Next Tuesday, the desperate search for Mac begins.
I can't accept dying here.
Go for a hero.
I can find her, sir.
The hero, come save the day.
The Jagg season finale that will blow you away.
All new CBS next Tuesday.
An arrest tonight after shots ring out just feet from a southeast Portland elementary school full of children.
Tonight on Coin6 News at 11.
News that's to the point and won't waste your time.
Coin6 News.
Tonight's local and national stories.
Crimes happening where you live.
Important medical breakthroughs and outbreaks of illness.
Plus Dave Sweeney has your forecast first.
News that's to the point and won't waste your time.
Jeff Giannullo and Mike Donahue.
Coin6 News.
Tonight at 11.
Hey.
You.
It's me, your left eye.
My brother's the lazy one on the right.
Hi.
You know your glasses, the ones with all the glare?
Yeah, those.
They're killing us.
The computer, the fluorescent lights, driving at night.
I mean, come on.
Maybe you could get us those Crezal lenses.
Crezal anti-reflective lenses get rid of the glare that causes eye strain and they're scratch resistant.
Don't touch me.
Help.
Sometimes it's a hand.
Sometimes it's an ear.
Sometimes it's ordinary.
Sometimes it's grand.
And sometimes it's a company.
Safe for the whole family.
104.1, The Fish.
This is the Star Search finale, CBS Wednesday and the Battle of the Champions on Friday.
Previously on The Guardian.
The Star Search finale, CBS Wednesday and the Battle of the Champions on Friday.
Thank you.