From your local Fox station.
There's something up there, Mulder.
Oh, I've been saying that for years.
Fox.
This is a rather shameless promotion.
Hey.
It worked on me.
Me too.
Prices too low to advertise.
Final days, Sunday and Monday at Smith Zone Furnishing.
We've taken such drastic markdowns that prices in every department are too low to be advertised.
Find FlexSteel, Universal, Keller and more furniture with prices cut.
Sony RCA, Magnavox and more electronics with prices cut.
Maytag, GE, Ruralpool and more appliances with prices cut.
And you can still buy with long-term deferred financing.
Special holiday hours 9 a.m. until 9 p.m. Sunday and Monday only.
Prices too low to advertise.
Only at Smith.
When we became environmentally sensitive in America and realized that we couldn't be a waste country anymore,
we had to reuse what we had and we got to use it over and over and over again.
The logical place for LP to go was into reclaiming old newspapers.
As we go in the direction of making products that are friendly to the environment,
we're hand in hand with the consuming public who wants the same end result.
To me, that's pretty simple.
Happy New Year!
January 1st.
Today's the day I'm getting in shape.
What do you think?
I'm a man!
Today's the day I'm gonna be buff.
I'm gonna be chiseled.
I'm gonna be manly, manly, manly.
I've done it!
But Miller & Core 24 packs are just $9.99 during the month of January at AMCM.
That's right, but Miller & Core 24 packs are just $9.99.
Woohoo!
February 1st.
That's the day I'm getting in shape.
Sit.
Enterprise, your hometown rent-a-car hero, brings you today's hometown hero.
He was born and raised in San Jose.
Now he's San Francisco's all-pro tight end.
Who is this hometown hero?
The hometown hero in rent-a-cars is Enterprise.
We put more offices in your hometown than anyone else.
So we're always in your neighborhood.
And Enterprise is happy to pick you up.
Then we take you back to our place.
And you're on your way.
Call your hometown rent-a-car company.
Call Enterprise.
A graduate of San Jose's Leland High School and the University of Santa Clara,
Brent Jones now teaches 49er opponents the finer points of football.
Brent Jones, San Francisco's hometown hero.
Martin Tupper is a great dad and a terrific boss, but now that he's divorced,
can a single guy in his 30s find happiness in the 90s?
Catch Dream On tonight after a brand new episode of Married with Children on Fox's Funny Sunday.
In a country where the people are as diverse as the places they choose to call home,
one thing these people seem to share is an appreciation for quality and value.
Maybe that's why Ford has had America's best-selling car for three years
and America's best-selling truck for 18.
Maybe that's why five of the ten best-selling vehicles in this country are Fords.
They say you can't please everyone, but if we keep this up, we may just prove them wrong.
Let's figure out who this new computer is really for. You or them?
All right. This is for you. This is for them. You, them. You, you, them, them.
Probably you and them. You, if you get to a computer before they do. Definitely you.
Them mostly. You sometimes. Everybody, really.
If I talk about how it's built and backed and all that stuff, that won't help,
because that's good for both of them. Okay, how is this?
It's for everybody, but it lives in your room. You'll work it out.
Super Bowl, here we come. Excuse me.
We're driving to Miami. Let's go, carpool pal.
I don't think Mrs. Carpool Pal's going to be too keen on that idea.
What are you talking about? I've got everything we need. Can't do it.
Giant football luggage rack. Yeah, but she's getting old.
McDonald's 95 cent Big Macs. Nice. 95 cent Big Macs?
Mmm, do all be patties. Salsa sauce, lettuce, cheese.
Super Bowl. Back to the mid, Harry.
Rankin' 95 with McDonald's 95 cent Big Mac.
A double stacked Big Mac or morning fresh egg McMuffin for just 95 cents.
95 cent Big Macs and tickets to the Super Bowl.
Who said anything about tickets? For a limited time, so hurry.
This Fox NFL special, the NFC Championship game, is brought to you by Ford and your Ford dealer.
Have you driven a Ford lately?
By Dr. Pepper and your local Dr. Pepper bottler.
Dr. Pepper is just what the doctor ordered.
By Hertz, for business, for pleasure.
Nobody does it exactly like Hertz.
And by Billy Madison, the Universal release starring Adam Sandler.
Starts Friday, February 10th at theaters everywhere.
Back at Candlestick Park, there was a personal foul call against Dallas.
I'll see you then. Bye-bye.
What work? Ah, the bubbly.
Thank you, buddy. Hey, your door is set.
Have a nice day. No.
Foxman, nine minutes.
I have a big day.
Taxi!
Close.
Here we go.
I got a date in four and a half minutes.
You're flattered.
You guys take American Express? Let's go.
Hey.
That's just not fair.
Mom and Tito.
Hello.
It's a technical problem.
Barry, what's going on in there?
The American Express car.
Don't leave home without it.
Great shoes.
I never wanted to grow up, much less get older.
A daughter?
Even the word used to scare me.
Now I have commitments.
That she will have an education.
That my parents will always be okay.
Love is expensive.
Take control of your future.
A plan from Merrill Lynch can show you how.
And a Merrill Lynch financial consultant has more ways to make the plan work for you than anyone else.
The difference is planning.
The difference is Merrill Lynch.
Al Bundy knows football.
Left to the left. Go for the eights-o!
I tell you, watching cheerleaders married with children.
I am, damn cameramen, shooting their faces.
Tonight on Fox.
In a country where the people are as diverse as the places they choose to call home,
one thing these people seem to share is an appreciation for quality and value.
Maybe that's why Ford has had America's best-selling car for three years
and America's best-selling truck for 18.
Maybe that's why five of the ten best-selling vehicles in this country are Fords.
They say you can't please everyone, but if we keep this up, we may just prove them wrong.
They say there's nothing like the taste of a Dr. Pepper.
But they have obviously never tasted a Diet Dr. Pepper.
Discover what millions already have.
The great taste of Diet Dr. Pepper.
Now, the five greatest pigskin play is ever.
Number five, Steve Young.
How did he do that?
Number four, Michael Irvin.
All because of that prayer.
Number three, Jerry Rice.
Back on the list, because he's supposed to be.
At number two, Ronnie Lott.
A lot of pain in it.
And at number one, no pain, only pleasure.
Al Del Vecco.
Oh, Al. This is the hat.
Everyone has a right to be heard, and this man has a lot to say.
You don't have a problem with him stealing shoes out of locker rooms?
Ah, that's petty stuff. No felonious assaults, no big deal.
Let the man speak. He deserves a right.
This is America. This is Atlanta, the free home of the brave. Let the man talk.
This Fox NFL special, the NFC Championship Game, is brought to you by American Express.
Card members, thanks for using your card to help raise $5 billion for the charge against hunger.
Share Our Strength, one of the country's largest hunger relief fundraising organizations,
will use this money to help combat the hunger problem across America.
Is that Johnson's team behind us?
Exactly.
Are they members of Hertz's number one club, Gold?
Exactly.
Are we members of Hertz's number one-
Not exactly.
So thanks to Hertz, they're gonna get to the meeting on time.
And we'll be late.
So exactly what'll I tell the boss, hmm?
In Renacar, there's Hertz, and there's not exactly. Make sure you choose the right one.
And then a dog in the cargo hold ate all the food and cake.
Is he buying it?
Not exactly.
The NFC-
Don't know why a pair of 501s makes every T-shirt look like it must have cost 20 bucks.
Fill it up, fill it up, fill it up.
Don't know why you love wearing Levi's 501 jeans?
To all the places your parents said you couldn't.
And shouldn't.
The kind of 501 mystery that never unravels.
Introducing Ford Contour.
Gold, a world car for the 21st century.
Example, world-class technology in two entirely new engines.
The 16-val Z-TEC that can deliver up to 35 miles per gallon highway and 125 horsepower.
Plus, the 24-val V6 Dura-TEC that travels 100,000 miles between recommended tune-ups.
The totally new Ford Contour.
Well equipped for just $14,655.
Okay, this is a message for you and you and you about getting them and them and her to buy you a computer.
Because you can't just throw her in the shopping cart when they aren't looking.
Now the thing you'll notice right away about this new computer is this and this and this.
But the thing to stress to them is this and this and this.
Even though this one doesn't cost much more than computers that aren't and don't and won't.
Oh, and did I mention it can talk?
I am aptiva.
And sing and dance?
I am aptiva.
Alright, we're working on it.
Coming up next.
I'll prove to you I'm not an idiot.
Adam Sandler is going back to school.
Hello, Billy.
Way back.
Want to touch the hymeny?
Billy Madison.
Ooh.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, February 10th.
Gillette introduces the next revolution in shaving closeness.
Micro-Fins.
And they're only on the new Sensor XL.
These Micro-Fins precede the blades.
As Sensor XL's spring-mounted blades adjust to your face, these soft, flexible fins gently stretch your skin.
So your beard stands up for the closest, most comfortable shave.
Get closer than ever before.
Get the new Gillette Sensor XL.
According to sources close to the NFL, this man, Stanley Craver, will be giving a speech about football during the Super Bowl telecast.
Officials at Nike were unavailable for comment.
If we could light a candle for everything he's done
For every life he's better, for every victory won
That light would shine so brightly that all the world would see
All he did was peace and freedom
And equality
McDonald's joins the nation in celebrating the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Hey, it's me, Red Dog.
Doggie shit.
Red Dog.
You know, I don't know what's going on here.
Roll over.
I thought this was a school for dogs, not a school for sheep.
Doggie sleep didn't.
You sleep didn't.
I don't think so.
You better believe it.
Yo, chef.
Red Dog Beer.
Bold yet smooth.
Easy to drink.
School is out.
Hey, Stanley. Nice name.
Stan Humphrey, Stanley. Nice name.
But if you really want to impress me instead of that speech at the Super Bowl,
hey, sing the national anthem, alright?
Onward and upward, the awards, the honors, the accolades for the Toyota Camry continue to rise.
Driven by a powerful V6 engine, precision crafted to the highest standards,
Camry has risen to become the gold standard.
While its starting price hasn't risen at all, introducing the 1995 Toyota Camry.
Newly styled, refined, and headed for even greater heights.
So, you want to make the big bucks.
Are you willing to dedicate the next 10 years of your life to the Super Bowl?
You have what it takes.