Saturday, Bronson breaks out.
When they made Bronson, they broke the mold.
Three movies, all Bronson.
Bronson breaks out.
It all begins 1205 Eastern Saturday on TBS.
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Tonight, from the world's greatest movie library, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Put to the ultimate test.
You have to see it to believe it.
Bloodsport.
Next on TBS.
What's a quarter getcha for breakfast these days?
Oh, wow.
For a quarter?
Uh, a grape.
I wouldn't have breakfast.
Hey, that's America's favorite cereal.
And you know it's less than a quarter?
Really?
25 cents a breakfast ain't bad.
Okay, here's the kicker.
Kellogg's Corn Flakes and Milk is less than 25 cents a serving.
25 cents?
For the milk and the cereal?
So that's the breakfast I could buy for a quarter.
Kellogg's Corn Flakes, just part of the value in having breakfast with Kellogg's.
Four bowls for a buck?
That's definitely a bargain.
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Another day is drawing to a close, and all kinds of people all over the country are heading
home for dinner.
No matter who they are or what they do or where they make their homes, chances are their
favorite dinners have at least one thing in common.
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My darling, I have procured a delicious beef.
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The Little Rascal is now playing at theaters in Lon John Silver's Near You.
For school supplies for girls and guys.
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This time every year, kids start thinking about school and folks start thinking about
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Thursday from the world's greatest movie library.
Before the Godfather, before Goodfellas, there was Joe Belacci, the true story.
I'm not taking the rap to somebody else.
In 1963, he blew the lid off organized crime.
You can make a break, Joe.
A secret way of life.
You can get out of it.
Exposed in front of a nation.
$100,000 for Joe Belacci.
Charles Bronson, the Belacci Papers.
8.05 Eastern Thursday on TBS.
Parental discretion advised.
Bloodsport now continues on TBS.
More of 9 Eastern every Sunday night only on TBS.
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I'm Joe.
I'm a big fan of the show.
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I'm Marissa Hol's senior.
For the milk and the cereal?
So that's the breakfast I could buy for a quarter.
Kellogg's Corn Flakes. Just part of the value of having breakfast with Kellogg's.
Four bowls for a buck?
That's definitely a bargain.
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Another day is drawing to a close, and all kinds of people all over the country are heading home for dinner.
And no matter who they are, or what they do, or where they make their homes, chances are their favorite dinners have at least one thing in common. Beef. It's what's for dinner.
I screwed the right way for more of what you want to be here.
What?
Nothing. Why? For less of what you don't.
Alright. Who's the?
Here.
No light ice. It's new.
Who are you?
Light ice guy.
Oh.
You alright, boy?
What, he can't see?
Some get it, some don't.
Hey, are you from heaven?
No. I'm a walker.
Wow.
You can get it. You can get it.
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Bloodsport now continues on TBS.
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My darlings, I have procured a delicious meal.
It's a shrimp and fish meal from Lon John Silver's.
Three tasty, better, hip shrimp and their famous fish.
My old felfinator.
And I brought you this game card.
In the hope of winning a fun-filled soldier of unparalleled proportions.
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Hey, there's three of me.
There's only one of you, sweetie poo.
The Little Rascals now playing at theaters in Lon John Silver's near you.
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You want Smash Mouth Football?
We got Smash Mouth Football.
Mike Ditka hosts The Longest Yard.
One of our favorite movies, Summer Edition.
Tomorrow night at 9 on TNT.