What a bummer. I borrowed my mom's new party dress and I got mustard on it.
Karen said she could get it out. My mom uses this all the time, trust me.
It was still there. What am I gonna tell my mother?
Mom was upset. Oh, my dress.
How should I know the dryer would set that stupid stain in?
But it wasn't too late.
When some other detergents leave behind some really tough stains, Tide can get them clean.
Great! Except I won't be wearing the dress for a while.
When it's gotta be clean, it's gotta be Tide.
What's this?
Those are the brakes.
I can go fast!
Yeah, but careful.
When someone cares, you trust them.
Why are you doing that?
So it fits you just right.
When you feel special, that's trust.
Now, that's yours. Now, that's Dad's.
At Allied Van Lines, people make the difference.
Each one takes pride in being the one America trusts.
You like putting things together?
I like doing this for you.
Me, too.
In just one week, I lost enough weight to actually see the difference.
The Slim Fast Pledge. Give us a week. We'll take off the weight.
Each Slim Fast Shake is a delicious, nutritious, low-calorie meal.
One week and the weight was gone.
Give us a week. We'll take off the weight.
This itchy rash needs special treatment.
Maximum Strength Cortisone 5, which the medicine doctors recommend most,
gets under the itch for soothing relief and help in healing.
See? The rash is gone.
Use Cortisone 5, which the medicine doctors recommend most.
To stack up the total's vitamin nutrition, it takes almost three bowls of Special K.
I'm eating shredded wheat.
You're eating twelve bowls.
Better loosen your girdle, Gloria.
Total has 100% of nine vitamins and iron and is rich in calcium.
That's a stack of nutrition.
In just one bowl.
He killed her and got off easy.
This week's People has the full story on the tall, dark and deadly prepping.
Then a 21-page salute to 60 sensational years of Academy Awards and so much more.
People, that's what we're all about.
The Stratton story will return.
Tomorrow it's one crazy summer with the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Atlanta Braves.
Hard-hitting baseball at its best.
7.35 Eastern on the Superstation tomorrow night.
What do cartels do when they can't be cartels anymore?
Why did you come clear out here to continue a war that ended months ago in Virginia?
Because I'm a stubborn man.
Perhaps they meet their match.
May I propose a toast to the United States of America?
Why did you have to shoot the man?
Conversation kind of dried up, man.
John Wayne and Rock Hudson.
Wait a minute, I didn't do anything.
You should have.
The undefeated.
10.35 Eastern on the Superstation Sunday morning.
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Shiny.
Brilliant.
Moisture wave lipstick.
Smart, beautiful, memory.
In the 8,000-mile, one lap of America rally, the same dependable Yugo you rely on every day beat 40 competitors, including Honda, Nissan, Porsche, even Jeep.
Yugo, the toughest, most dependable cars a little money can buy.
And right now, your participating Yugo dealer is offering $500 cash back.
Put $500 in your pocket or use it towards your down payment.
Come in now for the best deal on America's most affordable new car.
Hurry, this Yugo offer ends April 30th.
On Friday night, NBA, Walter Davis drives a rebuilding Phoenix to a Western Conference collision with Golden State.
Live at 10.35 Eastern on the Superstation Friday.
That is the best Superstation TBS at the loop.
We now return to the Stratton story starring James Stewart.
The Stratton story will return.
Tonight, Larry Hagman and Luke Osit are two cool con men with one crazy scam.
Sidekicks, 10.35 Eastern tonight.
How hot can it get inside your car's engine?
This hot, 570 degrees under extreme conditions.
Take a leading motor oil, take Mobil 1 and watch.
Of course, Mobil 1 costs more, but under extreme conditions, when you see what can happen to conventional motor oil, it doesn't pay to play with fire.
Mobil 1, isn't your car worth the extra protection?
A mascara rich with conditioners is smart.
A mascara that makes lashes the thickest is beautiful.
Maybelline Great Lash Mascara.
What big eyes you have.
Great Lash Conditions.
Pump it up as it thickens.
Unleash those lashes for the biggest, thickest lashes ever.
Wow.
Great Lash Mascara.
Lay it on thick.
What beautiful Maybelline.
The time machine is here.
A revolutionary new allergy tested skin care system built around an anti-aging cream that actually works to reduce years of lines and wrinkles.
So different that it's known by its laboratory code, FD29.
So different that it can actually make your skin look visibly younger.
The FD29 Allergy Tested Skin Care System from Francis Denny.
Available at The Bond, Hess's, Lazarus, The May Company California, and other fine stores.
I was going to do some work on my house and I needed a few thousand bucks.
I literally thought I was going to develop an ulcer over that.
It was just every day.
The bank wanted something else.
They just ask you all these unnecessary questions.
We were constantly kept in the dark as to the progress of the loan.
It's humiliating.
But when we went to beneficial, they made us feel very comfortable.
I was surprised that a home equity loan could, that the application process was that uncomplicated.
It was very quick.
There's no red tape.
No question about the personal attention.
You know, they know who I am. They know you by name.
That's what it gets down to having someone who's really working with you.
We've been with beneficial since the first time we found it necessary to take out a loan.
And there hasn't really been much reason to go anywhere else.
For fast and friendly service on a home equity loan, call beneficial, 1-800-621-LOAN.
We'll take your application right over the phone.
Homeowners, for all your credit needs, call beneficial, 1-800-621-LOAN.
Call now and get to know us.
Just like getting together with an old friend.
I'm talking turkey.
I'm talking brown bagging Lewis rich turkey.
From turkeys raised on fresh country water and natural grains come Lewis rich turkey cold cuts.
Turkey cold cuts up to 98% fat free and 100% delicious.
Talk about Lewis rich turkey.
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They're the Army's worst and they're headed into battle.
Ready or not, fireball forward.
1020 Eastern on the Superstation Thursday night.