Casey Masterpiece is my homemade barbecue sauce.
The sauce didn't come out of the laboratory, it came out of my kitchen.
I had bought about all the commercial sauces that were available and frankly none of them really satisfied me.
I began buying all kinds of spices. I came up with the garlics and the peppers and the tomatoes and the molasses and
with a good old trial and error and work in the kitchen, eventually I came up with what I really felt was a masterpiece.
Casey Masterpiece. This is one sauce that lives up to its name.
Scrubbing mildew stains is a monstrous job. So instead, spray on Tilex.
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It makes a monstrous job easy.
Presenting Clear Eyes. The eye drop with an extra ingredient for dry, red, irritated eyes.
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Clear Eyes, the official eye drop of the United States swim team.
Dear John, I have a new love. So sweet, so rich. New chocolatey black forest cake from Weight Watchers.
Dreamy cherries, creamy topping. I've gone for more. Love, Lynn.
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Will Penny will return. Friday National League Baseball means one crazy summer with the Atlanta Braves and the San Diego Padres.
Live at 735 Eastern on the Superstation Friday night.
Ready for a German touring sedan but unwilling to sacrifice comfort?
This driving tour of Germany contains important facts about Scorpio, imported by Lincoln Mercury.
To get your free copy, be ready to write down a toll free number right after this.
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For a measly $2.99, you can look like a devil-made care adventurer. America's top ace.
Just look for K-Site Additives' sensational sunglasses sale. Wherever K-Site automotive additives are sold.
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And we'll bring out the best in you.
Introducing Lee's Sculptured Nails. Long-lasting like salon nails, but affordable because you do them at home.
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I wanted to become a MetLife representative, but they said I have to stop being crabby. MetLife reps are courteous, kind, and helpful.
They turned me down. Get Met. It pays.
If you were your cat, would you want plain cat food? Even Gourmet cat food? No.
You'd hunger for the bite-sized pieces of meat and fish in a morey dinners for cats. Look beyond Gourmet. Give your cat a morey.
It's the J.C. Penney Semi-Annual Foundation in Whitesale, where everything that touches you is as soft as our prices.
All satiny bras and panties, lacy camisoles and slips 25 to 30% off. All bath accessories and plush thirsty towels on sale.
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Will Penney will return. Friday National League Baseball means one crazy summer with the Atlanta Braves and the San Diego Padres.
Live at 735 Eastern on the Superstation Friday night.
Tough stains got you covered? Get the Troubleshooter Spray and Wash. Spray and Wash for stains you thought would never come out.
This is simply delicious chocolate fudge. As corruptingly creamy and decadent as it is, I have an iota of remorse because it's Weight Watchers.
Weight Watchers new grand collection in nine creamy flavors. Only the taste is sinful.
Everyone is watching. Searching for a brand of soft contact lens solutions that won't cause problems.
The burning, stinging reactions thimerosal can cause. Now there is one. From a name you've trusted for over 90 years, Murine.
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What's the easiest way to top a taco with Velveeta? Try new Velveeta shreds.
Finally, easy to use shreds of the great Velveeta taste no other shreds can match. That's new Velveeta shreds. Original or Mexican.
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They're here. Shining brilliantly.
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Now a revolution in blade shaving from Remington. The new Remington Electroblade with vibrating blades for a close, smooth, comfortable shave.
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Sunday. Dean Martin. You just walked into a bank and helped yourself to $10,000 because it seemed like a thing to do.
James Stewart. As well as I can remember, yeah.
Raquel Welch. All they want is to stay one step ahead of the Hangman's News.
What's that supposed to mean? Means you can't beg, borrow, steal, buy, break or pray your way out of my jail.
A Superstation TBS Award Theater presentation. Bandolero. 10.35 Eastern on the Superstation Sunday morning.
We now return to Will Penny.
The ones down in Texas made a mighty fine job of it, too.
Today is the day we fight fleas with Red-A-Bug and win.
Louise, you take the house. I'll cover the yard. And, son, you catch Poochie.
For total flea control, you must treat your home yard and pet.
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Well, troops, we've won. With Red-A-Bug.
It's the J.C. Penney Semiannual Foundation in Whitesale, where everything that touches you is as soft as our prices.
All satiny bras and panties, lacy camisoles and slips 25 to 30 percent off.
All bath accessories and plush thirsty towels on sale.
Plus comforters, blankets, sheets and pillows, all 10 to 50 percent off.
Come get a touch of the soft life at our Foundation in Whitesale.
You're looking smarter than ever at J.C. Penney.
This chandelier is being dipped in pancake batter and dried.
To prove that advanced Palmolive Automatic cleans the toughest stuck-on foods in one wash without powder residue.
Try Palmolive Automatic. Once is all it takes.
What makes Irish Spring this refreshing?
The scent's a wonderful thing. 8 percent of Irish Spring.
The lather makes me feel like a king of Irish Spring.
When the heat is hard to take, cool it down and take a break.
Take the Nesty Nesty Plunge. Take the Nesty Plunge.
What's the easiest way to top a salad with Velveeta?
Try new Velveeta shreds.
Finally, easy to use shreds of the great Velveeta taste no other shreds can match.
That's new Velveeta shreds. Original or Mexican.
Will Penney will return.
Friday National League Baseball means one crazy summer with the Atlanta Braves and the San Diego Padres.
Live at 735 Eastern on the Superstation Friday night.
A perfect size six.
So how can she eat like that?
And still be a size six?
Oscar Mayer baked ham as less than 25 calories per delectable slice.
Someone here already knew that.
So go ahead. Less than 25 calories a slice.
Can you believe her?
You know, if we ate like that...
We sure wouldn't look like that.
Oscar Mayer's delicious ham and turkey variety pack is just 25 calories a slice.
Someone here already knows that.
So go ahead. Just 25 calories a slice.
Have you ever been slimed?
He put his grilled cheese in the VCR. Slid it right in.
Strapless dress.
Daniel's not dating until she's 30.
I see you good parents stock up on this stuff too.
Hooray!
It comes from the territory.
I like the blue one.
It's for the kids.
I like that I control the sugar.
And soda costs four times as much.
Save that money.
Yeah, for a BMX bike.
Having kids means having Kool-Aid. Kool-Aid drink mix.
Look where Starkist is going.
Everywhere with our single serving pool top can,
it's the perfect way to take delicious Starkist Prime Tuna Filet with you wherever you go.
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Looking for a brand of soft contact lens solutions that won't cause thimerosal problems?
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Saturday.
What do Bob Hope, Gina Lola Bridgidoff, Phyllis Dillett, the Japanese,
a submarine, and Jeffrey Hunter have in common?
They're all part of the wacky private navy of Sergeant O'Farrell.
2 0 5 Eastern on the Superstation, Saturday afternoon.
Tonight, Robert Conrad and Jennifer Warren in Confessions of a Married Man.
2 20 Eastern on the Superstation tonight.
Severe water shortages resulting in restricted use.
Farm bell crops threatened as pastures deteriorate.
As the drought of 88 makes its mark from coast to coast,
follow the leader for complete drought updates.
CNN, because you need to know.
Today there's a diet pill that can help you lose weight without being hungry
and without caffeine to make you nervous.
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It's the J.C. Penney Semi-Annual Foundation and White Sale,
where everything that touches you is as soft as our prices.
All satiny bras and panties, lacy camisoles and slips 25 to 30% off.
All bath accessories and plush thirsty towels on sale.
Plus comforters, blankets, sheets and pillows, all 10 to 50% off.
Come get a touch of the soft life at our Foundation and White Sale.
You're looking smarter than ever at J.C. Penney.
And you today are the most advanced V6 engine in any compact 4x4.
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Now who's looking out for number one?
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Now a revolution in blade shaving from Remington, the new Remington Electroblade,
with vibrating blades for a close, smooth, comfortable shave.
Safe for merciful and cordless, the new Remington Electroblade vibrating blade system.
Well, there were three nevers in comedy.
Never follow a better comedian.
Never give a heckler the last word.
And no matter how bad a joke bombs, although it's never happened to me personally,
never let them see you sweat.
When you're center stage, new Dry Idea Roll-On is the very best roll-on there is.
In comedy, being nervous is natural.
Looking nervous is deadly.
Dry Idea, never let them see you sweat.
This man is a dentist, so we can't show you his face in a TV commercial,
but we can show you his toothbrush.
The new Oral-B Ultra. New head, new bristles, new handle.
New Ultra from Oral-B.
Oral-B, the toothbrush more dentists use.
Casey Masterpiece is my homemade barbecue sauce.
The sauce didn't come out of the laboratory, it came out of my kitchen.
I had bought about all the commercial sauces that were available,
and frankly none of them really satisfied me.
I began buying all kinds of spices.
I came up with the garlics and the peppers and the tomatoes and the molasses
and with good old trial and error and work in the kitchen,
eventually I came up with what I really felt was a masterpiece.
Casey Masterpiece. This is one sauce that lives up to its name.
Next, Robert Conrad holds a secret that could destroy everything he's worked for.
Confessions of a married man. Coming up next on the Superstation.