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None of us will see her.
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Soldier, patriot, traitor.
The Pentagon Papers, premieres Sunday, March 9th at 8 p.m. only on FX.
Stay tuned for scenes from next week's episode of The Shield.
Word has it someone here is trying to make a collect call.
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Deep Space Nine.
Shields up.
The complete first season on DVD now in 5.1 surround sound.
With 16 hours of entertainment, including six exclusive featurettes.
I'm never saying anything close to this.
Adventure comes home.
Open it today.
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No tellin' how much I'm jellin'.
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You know I'm jellin'.
Hey, Ellen, you jellin'?
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How to speak Australian.
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Hey, bring her in!
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Next Tuesday.
Stop right there!
An all-new FX special event.
The Shield, day one.
Can I help you?
I'm Detective Mackie.
I'm running the strike team.
TV's best drama takes you back in time.
I'm gonna make some house calls.
Let them know who's new in town.
I got the wall!
To the day it all began.
I'm going in, Vic.
Come here. Come here.
It's the day you've never seen.
I told him to stop.
I bet you next time you listen.
The day a good cop goes bad.
The cards are luring her, Vic.
Mackie doesn't look out.
You'll take his place.
Run the strike team.
The boss is already talking about making changes.
Don't miss an all-new special episode.
I need results. I need them quick.
Of this series that's too intense for network TV.
I think we need a shortcut.
That ain't mine.
It's a setup, man.
Just this once.
The Shield, day one.
All new.
Next Tuesday at 10.
Only on FX.