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And does it show?
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When's the last time you tried Ovaltine?
I think I have it at least once a day. It was always in the house when I was growing up.
I kind of renewed an old friendship.
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I'm in this Italian opera to prove how Italian Subway's Italian subs are. For a limited time, enjoy our Spicy Pizza Sub or Italian Steak, both with Carms Marinara.
Sauce from a recipe by our founder's mother. So open up and say, ciao.
New Hot Italian Subs from $1.69 at Subway, the place where fresh is the taste.
Had a hot one lately? Also new at Subway, Hot Veal and Chicken Parmesan Subs.
Mom, know what your kids get from the cereal in this balanced breakfast that they don't in this one? 40% more sugar. Doesn't that seem a little off balance?
Crunchy sweet honey gold from Wheaties. Bet they'll never miss the sugar.
Mom, know what your child is sure to find inside every box of Frosted Flakes? 40% more sugar than honey gold from Wheaties. What a surprise.
Crunchy sweet honey gold from Wheaties. Bet they'll never miss the sugar.
In this family, value is important. For John, price always matters, and at Value Village we find quality spark coats for only $12.99, and name brand jeans for $5.99.
Of course, the kids want the labels. I love Value Village for the huge selection, friendly service, organized store, and what I used to pay for just a few items. Now I get all this.
Buy more, spend less, Value Village.