The adult world is designed to keep us moving.
And while this may make us more efficient, it's not exactly a party.
Luckily, technology has produced a cure. It's called a Game Boy, the personal game-playing system from Nintendo,
with lots of sports, action, and puzzle games to choose from.
And it comes with a puzzle game Tetris. It could change your outlook.
I'm sorry, sir, your flight's been delayed.
Cool.
Game Boy by Nintendo. Have you had your fun today?
We just wanted to show you some of the interesting stuff you'll find in TV Guide.
Stuff you could win if you play the Don't Watch TV in the Dark game in this week's issue.
Like a hundred thousand bucks.
To see if you won, just put this decoder over the matching game screens in TV Guide.
Now, who says there's nothing good on TV?
TV Guide. Don't watch TV in the dark.
Why douche?
It's natural to want to feel fresh.
Why douche?
To feel fresh and clean on the days I don't.
And what douche do women use most when with natural ingredients?
Massengill.
Massengill.
Because fresh feels terrific.
Tonight, when Chris travels through time to alter history...
I'm a superior godlike creature from the future.
Get lost, you raving psycho.
He accidentally changes the present.
You look like a girl.
I am a girl.
Get a life.
Come on, give mama a kiss.
And all new episode tonight.
We respected what Phil was doing, but we weren't gonna let him know that.
Look, if you want to work out, lift weights.
Like a normal person, huh?
Ride a bicycle.
Or swim.
Yeah, go bowling or do something.
Something safe.
Just be there, all right?
Oh, one beer has the taste as genuine as the people who drink it.
Budweiser.
That was cool.
That was great.
That was crazy.
To show the world how durable Nissan's are,
we sent our racing team to this year's Rolex 24 hours at Daytona.
They not only won, but were so far ahead,
they had time to pull over and wash the car.
Just so it would look good at the finish line.
We thought waxing it would have been a bit arrogant.
From Stephen King.
You will die.
Comes another shock to the system.
You can't hide anything from me, Dark Nacho.
It began as an experiment in virtual reality.
I can make you smarter.
It became an experience in sheer terror.
I am gone to here.
Stephen King's The Lawn Mower Man.
Reality is a mystery.
I'm gone to here.
Reality is not what it used to be.
Rated R.
Experience of Friday at a theater near you.
Thursday.
What the?
Everyone needs a refuge from the stress of life.
You can't run away from your problems forever, boy.
I'll be at the bar.
For Homer Simpson, that place is most avid.
Are you ready to rock?
But one famous band is about to change everything.
Walk this way.
You'll rock and roll, Drive Homer, over the edge.
No!
Holy cow!
You just fell on Aerosmith.
On The Simpsons.
Thursday on Fox.
Ow!
Coming up, Al Bundy's moonlighting as a private detective.
Quiet.
A shoe man with a badge.
The double hit of Married with Children continues next.
And now a few words for those who loved a fish called one.
Your lectures make me puke.
This year's British comedy hit is Blame It on the Bellboy.
With all the action, sex, and danger of a sophisticated British comedy.
Hollywood Pictures presents Bradley Moore, Brian Brown, and Bronson Pinchot in this year's hottest import.
And it's for any woman to vote.
Blame It on the Bellboy. Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
The people of Los Angeles appeal to soybean farmers everywhere.
We've gotta do something about velvet leaf.
Did you know velvet leaf could actually wipe out the soybean crop?
That's right. No soybeans, no tofu.
You gotta be tough to make it here in L.A.
But this constant fear of no tofu has got everybody rattling.
Their message to you is simple.
Nothing gets rid of velvet leaf and protects the tofu supply like command herbicide.
Take away our tofu and we're just a bunch of tanned New Yorkers.
I can't believe your father has called together the heads of Chicago's five psychic families.
Here's to 20 new reasons to visit Disney World this year.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.
Here's why to sign.
You can be right in the middle of all the Walt Disney World 20th birthday magic and stay at a spectacular Disney resort from $85 a night.
Call 1-407-W-Disney right now.
A continuing subversion of nature's design.
America responds to Tropicana Twister's designer flavors.
How absolutely uncalled for.
Tropicana Twister, deliciously exotic flavors Mother Nature never planned on.
One sip is a world of trouble.
Orange strawberry guava, orange mango, mandarin orange papaya.
Could lead to dancing.
Tropicana Twister, flavors Mother Nature never intended, but should've.
We may have to nip this thing in the bud.
Murder?
Murder.
He has an alibi.
What was your picture doing in your wallet?
Picture comes with every wallet.
He has an alibi.
I was giving him a bath.
They have an alibi.
My husband is too much of a coward to commit murder.
And he,
This y'all matchbook.
has an appetite.
John Canty, James Polluccio, Sidney Shepard, Sean Young, and Richard Lewis.
Once upon a crime.
I love it, I love it, I love it.
Rated BG.
Starts Friday at theaters everywhere.
Thursday, Brandon and Steve meet the women of their dreams.
That is until they steal their car.
Steve, I don't think they're coming back.
90210
Now that everybody wants a big taste of Pepsi, they're gonna need a new slogan.
I got it.
Pepsi.
A wacky cola.
Pepsi tastes great, but only if you drink it.
The Jimmy Connors of cola.
I was gonna say that.
Tastes good and makes a wonderful gift.
Wild, young, thirsty, and free.
With all these people gotta have it, why don't they just say,
Pupsy, gotta have it.
There it is.
Gotta have it.
I got two words for ya.
Gotta have it.
KSHB, Fox 41.
Ted won't be seen tonight.
Now stay tuned for more Married with Children.