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Previously on All My Children.
I realize the only thing I can do is be a gentleman and step aside and do the right
thing.
I can't let you.
Sweetheart, let the man finish.
A five star wedding is a gift.
I think that's pretty great.
How can I possibly sleep knowing that my fiance back from the dead is sleeping in the same
room?
This is very, very big.
I'm in deep cover.
This whole operation could be blown if somebody sees.
All right, then go sleep in Esther's room.
Jim Thomason is never going to hurt anybody else again.
What are you trying to say?
Dimitri didn't kill Jim.
I did.
You look like a drowned rat.
Good to have you back.
That's it.
You're doing great.
Wait, slow down.
It's not a race.
It's written.
Come on.
Now you're doing great.
Yeah.
For a 10 month old.
Okay.
You know something?
I didn't walk until I was a year and a half.
Too busy babbling out orders.
I order you to take a break.
I will take it up with my physical therapist.
Well, she didn't want you to run yourself ragged.
All right, all right.
Let's try it without the arms.
All right?
I'm not going to fall.
Come on.
I'm just practicing.
For what?
For Mateo Jr. or Maria the second.
Remember Valentine's Day?
Like it was last night, which for me it was.
Don't bar it to you.
Yeah.
As soon as we nabbed Jim Thomason, we'd move ahead with the baby project.
Are we still in agreement on that?
Yeah.
That answer your question?
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
It's you.
It's you.
Oh, it's over.
It's really over.
Hey.
Oh, I thought for a while you'd never wake up.
I'm so relieved.
I can't tell you.
It's like waking up from an endless nightmare.
Funny you put it like that.
What?
Mateo had a dream about you right before he came out of it.
Yeah, you were in trouble.
He was calling your name.
You, you, you had a gun?
And you were pointing it?
Are you saying this was last night?
Yeah.
Pretty incredible, right?
More than you know, I, I had a gun.
It's over the back, isn't it?
It's over the back.
Here we go.
You were expecting?
Oh, man.
I was right back there in the police station.
Were you being assaulted by a cop?
No, no, no, no.
I was back in the interrogation room.
I was right back there last night.
Oh, that Tomlinson thing?
Yeah.
Oh, man, what a can of worms that thing is.
Come on.
Honey, I'm sorry.
I, I, I can't talk to you about that.
Well, I just thought if you talked it out, maybe it would help you sort things out.
Oh, I don't even know if I want to sort things out.
The more I sort it out, the messier it gets.
I just wish the whole damn thing would go away.
Look, I'm honored you go back to sleep and dream with me.
Oh, I'd love to.
You have to be up to your mind.
Well, now, who can that be?
Oh, it might be McClain.
Oh, it's him.
Oh, it's him.
Oh, it's him.
Oh, it's him.
Oh, it's him.
Oh, it's him.
Oh, it's him.
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Eric King, please.
May I ask who's calling?
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Just one moment, please.
It says Michael King.
I don't know anybody named Michael King.
From Lazarus House?
It says he's your London publisher or something.
Ah, yeah, well, tell him I'm unavailable.
You are.
Not a real man.
Listen, I'm sorry, uh, Miss Kane is tied up right now.
Can you, uh...
I tell you what, let me take a message for you.
Tell Miss Kane I'll call back later.
Tied up. Not for long.
I'm escalating to plan B.
Why don't you turn off the ringer?
Oh, that's okay. I'm gonna have to get up in a few minutes.
Now what?
I don't know what that was.
For what?
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Are you sure they're not in your bedroom?
I know it's a come-of-here.
Amanda, you have a million different pairs of shoes.
Just wear another pair.
Then I'd have to wear another dress.
Ta-da!
Red sneaker.
Well, they kind of go, don't they?
Would you wear high tops to court with a suit?
If I could get away with it, I sure would.
You think I could?
Oh, second grade fashion police still giving tickets for footwear offense?
Hey, have you looked in your backpack?
Why would it be there?
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Oh, we're having a fashion crisis.
You know my lavender shoes with the straps?
I can't find them anywhere.
Your dad's a pretty good shoe detective.
Oh, no, he's in New York researching a case.
He left me here for the morning shift, and I'm not doing a very good job.
Well, I brought you a fossil from Mineral Day.
How could I make a presentation if I don't look right?
She has an extra fashion chromosome.
I don't know, I assume she gets it from your side of the family.
Amanda, nobody's going to be staring at your feet, okay?
We'll help you find your shoes.
Maybe I should call school and say I'm sick.
It's sort of true.
I'm sort of getting a headache about losing my favorite shoes.
Forget about it.
I could help you shop for the wedding.
Somebody's getting married?
Somebody in this room.
You and Trevor?
I'm marrying Axel.
And Tim and I are in on it.
You don't own a gun.
You don't believe in guns.
Demetra gave me one for protection.
From what?
From Jim.
I was afraid for my life. I was afraid for all of us.
Jim was a sociopath.
Was?
That accident with your furnace, that was Jim.
It wasn't an accident.
He poisoned you with carbon monoxide to stop the investigation.
It was just one item in a long, horrifying list.
He admitted it all to me last night.
He took care of people who got in his way.
And he was contemptuous.
And he was confident that nobody would ever stop him.
And for once in his life he miscalculated.
It had to end.
And I did it.
How?
I shot him.
Jim is dead.
I am shocked.
I am appalled.
Strolling the corridors when you belong in bed.
Mateo, Mateo, I'm joking.
It's wonderful to see you up on your feet again.
I'm interrupting something. I'm sorry.
No, how is Edmund?
He's over the worst of it. His fever broke during the night.
What's wrong with Edmund?
Jim tried to do away with him, too.
He trained him inside an aqueduct.
He waited for the tide to rise. He thought it would drown him.
Mateo, you both must be overwhelmed.
Edmund's okay, right?
Well, Dmitri risked his life trying to save both of them.
I don't think they would have made it if it hadn't been for Tad.
This is not sinking in.
What?
I know, I know. It's a lot. It's a lot to take in.
It'll take some time. You just have to know...
Jim Thomason's not gonna hurt anybody else.
Anymore.
Would you care to look in on Edmund?
Would it be okay?
I'm going there now. You're welcome to come.
Do you mind if I join you?
Certainly not.
Unless you're in a wheelchair.
Your recovery was miraculous, but even miracles can be overtaxed.
I'll go get the chair.
I never knew when I got you involved in this, Jim, miss.
I was involved when my sister died in that crash.
I didn't know I was putting your life on the line.
Give me.
Give me.
There's nothing to forgive.
Ninety-nine.
Ninety-nine point nine.
Play that number.
Don't you think we've gambled enough for a while?
You're on the mend.
See? We're in an upswing.
It was touch and go last night.
That was one hell of a trip to the seashore, wasn't it?
Mm-hmm. Next time, book a luxury suite.
You know, I'd be fish food without you.
I owed you one.
More than one, but who's counting?
You know me. I love to count.
Not just for the record.
I'll mix this even. All right?
It's all right with you. It's okay with me.
You can give it to your kids yourself.
You can give it to your kids yourself.
Brooke, what happened? Is she okay?
Yeah, yeah, she's tired.
She's safe.
Thomas didn't hurt her?
Tell me the police caught up with that slime.
Thomas' case is closed.
They locked him up. No chance of bail.
He's lying in the morgue at Pine Valley.
You took him down?
Actually, no.
I did.
Erica?
Yes, I'm here.
I think you should get dressed. I'm calling 911.
You saw him? I'm the intruder?
No, I didn't see him. Somebody tried to break into this house.
I want this house searched thoroughly.
Oh, no, don't overreact.
Somebody just tried to break in here.
Not necessarily. Maybe the alarm malfunctioned.
Honey, what's with you?
You were totally spooked about the idea of an intruder,
and now you're serenely calm. What gives?
I just think it was Esther's cat.
Esther's cat? A tomcat that trips security alarms?
Well, he pokes at the windows, he pokes at the knobs.
Maybe you should get him a key
and teach him how to use the can opener.
What about the other incidents, honey?
I mean, was Tippie the Wonder Cat responsible for those too?
You know what I think about that.
I think that that was probably a fixated fan.
Just a fixated fan.
Just a fixated fan? Honey, you know that kind of fixation can be dangerous.
You know that.
But, darling, you have too much on your plate right now.
I don't want you to worry about nonsense like this.
Your safety never is or will be nonsense to me, honey.
But I am the safest woman in Pine Valley.
I live with the G.A.
who is so strong and so smart and just so brave.
Yeah, well, he's just a little bit...
Well, actually more than a little bit confused right now.
Jack, I am completely secure now that you're here.
So where's the confusion in that?
You know what I want? I want you to go back to bed.
And I'll bring you a tray with some coffee and croissants and maybe a little surprise.
Ooh, well, I bet that surprise is not a jelly-filled donut either.
I can't, honey. I'd love to, but I gotta get up.
I gotta get to work.
Try to keep that surprise warm for me, though, won't you?
Maybe. Maybe I will.
Don't worry.
We'll have plenty of morning so we can just lay in bed.
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What are you still doing here, and how dare you set off my alarm?
You wouldn't take my call.
Oh, let's get something straight, Lazarus.
You don't summon me.
And yet you're here. I wonder why.
Well, you presumptuous creep.
You're not going to tell me what you're doing.
You're not going to tell me what you're doing.
You're not going to tell me what you're doing.
You're not going to tell me what you're doing.
You're not going to tell me what you're doing.
You're a presumptuous creep.
I love it when you get angry.
God help me, the way you arch your spine, the way your eyes flash.
Oh, you just take your worn-out line and leave.
Here, do something.
You guys are having spaghetti for dinner?
What? What?
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With the exception possibly of this man
Can you believe it? He's finally back
Everything back to normal?
Yeah, except the muscle tone's kind of shot
Oh, a few days intensive therapy, he will be bounding around holidays
You look better than my brother
Well, he's had a lot more sleep
Hey, I had a long night
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Hey, you had more than enough to contend with
Wait, wait, I need a remedial course in how we won the war against Jim Thomas
Speaking of which, I wanna ask you
You realize you're way over the visitor limit
Well, I got an in with the chief of staff
15 minutes, two of you've gotta go
That's starting with you
You can use a shower and a change of clothing
That's a medical opinion
And he used to be so dapper
Hey, hey, hey, can't a guy change his look here, right?
Take 12 hours sleep, call me in the morning
Thank you
So wait, tell me about this all night
Or was there a woman involved?
Yeah, several doctors, nurses
Yeah, he had a great time staying up all night watching me sweat
Yeah, the best part about the finale
Was when my brother opened his eyes
As soon as he started in with the insults
I knew he was back to his old self
It's good to laugh again
Does anybody think we'd ever be doing that?
It's been a long time coming
You wanna talk about Jim?
Fill in the gaps?
Are you up to it?
I think the question is, are you?
You know me, I like a story with a happy ending
Yeah, I wanna hear this too
Oh, hi
Hi
How many of those have you looked at?
Far, far too many
There's a message in the tape marks
The challenge is to find it
You have a strategy for that, do you?
Yeah, an open mind
Sounds simple, but it's actually very rare
This case, for example, too many conclusions have already been drawn
Such as?
Well, the overwhelming consensus that the victim was a threat to the perp
The victim was a threat to the world of murder
The victim was a threat to the world of murder
The overwhelming consensus that the victim was a threat to the perp
The victim was a threat to the world at large, Keith
But Thomason was shot in the back
Yes, Brooke admitted that
Knowing that the coroner would point it out
I don't think that's the reason she did it, but what's your point?
Just an observation
You're leaning toward a murder charge, aren't you?
I didn't say that
That's what I'm hearing
You're a Brooke English fan?
Yeah
Yes, that's why I recused myself from the case
But here you are checking up on your ADA
It's my job to stay abreast of everything that happens within my jurisdiction
No offense, Jack, but I've heard those words before
From people who thought that they could pull my strings
I didn't think you had any strings, that's what I was told
That's why you got this job, Keith
If I'd wanted to hire a lackey, it sure as hell wouldn't have been you
What's the matter?
You never worked for an honest man before?
On that, I'll take the fifth
Smart move
No, Keith, this is your case
You call it how you see it, but I expect to be kept informed
And I do not mean after the fact, are we clear?
Works for me
Good
So, have you interviewed Edmund Gray yet?
He's my next stop
How superstitious are you?
More with every passing day, why?
You mind standing where Thomason dropped?
I can think of jollier ways to start my morning, sure
And the shooter was here
I mean, the terrified heroine
Interesting, huh?
How so?
Well, allowing that Thomason was a scary guy
How could he threaten her from way over there?
How familiar was Brooke with firearms?
I'd be surprised if she ever held a gun in her hand before that night
Quite a sharp shooter for a novice
Or maybe it was just beginner's luck
This is the last meal you will have in my home
Your coffee's improved, but they would hardly call this a meal
Well, this isn't a way station for spies
We'll have to go to a hotel and get room service
I have to establish an elaborate cover
Well, you're up to it
I want you out of my house by the end of this business day
Would you rather I spend time creating a new identity or saving innocent lives?
I don't care at all how you spend your time
I just want you out of my house
I will be for 19 hours a day
You make it at even 24
Look, Erica, this is not about convenience
I have lived in huts for months
I have lived in caves in the Balkans, a funeral home in Kabul
Well, then the pine cone should seem like a luxury experience
One person sees me, one person sells me out
And this entire mission's blown sky high
This entire mission is gone
A pocket of humanity puffed, snuffed out
I just want you to save your pocket of humanity from someone else's house
You didn't used to be so cynical
I'm not cynical, I just have a life
Yes, you have a wonderful life
Jam-packed full of all kinds of wonderful goodies
You have a 12-room house
You can't spare one of those rooms to stop a terrorist plot
Terrorist?
What do you think I'm dealing with here, a pine valley PTA?
Erica, I may joke about my work, but it is deadly serious
There are families involved here
There are women and children and babies
Don't you think an innocent life is worth a spare room?
Well, okay, all right
But we have to tell Jack
No, Jack is the last person
It's bad enough that you got involved
Jack is my partner
No, this is not a bridge game
This is about life and death
You want to involve Jack?
Well, I'm not comfortable with that
You say you love him, how could you?
Now, you let go of me
You're asking too much
Jack and I don't lie to each other
Can we discuss this over coffee?
No, we cannot
Now, I'm going upstairs
I'm going upstairs to shower and change
And I want you gone when I'm done
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You want to see me angry? You'll be there when I go downstairs
I swear, if you haven't left on your secret mission, I will do a lot more than flash my eyes and arch my spine
Well, I do have to say I agree with him on one thing
I do look pretty good when I'm angry
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What do you say, you love him? What does he mean by that?
How dare you question me?
He doesn't even know me
He hasn't known me for years
So I pulled back the curtain on Jim's porn shots of Laura
Looking afraid and humiliated
I tried to pretend that we still had a chance, you know, to keep my anger in check
But Jim was so glib and so self-assured that it just got more and more difficult
And he wouldn't tell me where Dmitri and Edmund were trapped
He wouldn't tell me anything until I took out the gun
And then he was heading to Pigeon Hollow and it wasn't a bluff
And I couldn't let him go, I couldn't let him go and hurt my son
I had to stop him
So I shot him
That was delicious, Mommy
Yeah, your pancakes were even better than Dad's
Except you're missing spelling
I'm only missing Jim, so
If you ever tell Trevor that I let you cut out a little bit...
We won't, cross our hearts, right Tim?
Right
Ah, one shoe down, one to go
Did you look in your backpack?
Oh, I suggested that, but no
Come on
No, those flapjacks being stuffed in my mouth were a very effective stall
Now will you please tell me about these wedding plans?
Axel and I hope you'll come
Axel hopes
I hope you'll come and tell us what a dear friend you are
And the most important part, you're my attorney
What's so important about the attorney part?
Amanda, keep looking
Well, you see, when you tell your attorney a secret
The attorney can't repeat it, it's the law
Did you look in the hamper yet for your shoe?
Didn't you look there?
We have two more minutes and we are leaving whether your shoes match your dress or not
You are in way over your head
I'm not marrying Axel
Then the actor that you paid to portray him
No, no
Then that narrows it down to the man you love
I can't marry Trevor
I swore in my sister's grave
Can't you go to your sister's grave and tell her that you changed your mind?
It doesn't work like that
How do you know? Is there a book on it?
Negotiations with the dead?
All right, Janet
Tell me who you are marrying
I'm not marrying anyone
So then you lied to those kids and got them all excited?
Are you trying to break their poor little hearts?
Of course not
Somebody's got to step in here and I guess it's going to be me
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You'll be the word of this and I swear I'll sue you
Oh, I'm not gonna say anything, you're gonna tell them
I can't
I'm not budging, those kids are not gonna go to school until we straighten this out
It's gonna be a perfectly lovely ceremony
A man will be throwing rose petals and Tim will be all dressed up in his stucks
And there'll be an actor posing as the minister, performing the not so sacred vows
It is Axel's cousin, it's all set up
Are you happy now?
I found my other shoe
Yep, it was mixed in with the dirty laundry like I said
Janet has something she'd like to say
It's about the wedding, right?
Right
I just, I just want to tell you how wonderful it is
The way you two have both responded to this wedding I'm having with Axel
The way you've thrown yourselves into it
I really appreciate it, I'm very touched
I'm gonna make sure we all have a great time
I can't wait
And wasn't there something else?
Oh, yeah, Tim, you know, we discussed going and picking out your tux after school today
But I don't want you to miss basketball practice, I mean it's not necessary
So we'll do it another time
Sure
I think this pretty much wraps things up
I think that's about it, unless there's something you want to say
Yeah, you and I are gonna sit down and have a long talk about these points of this wedding
Love to, but I've got an appointment
Gotta go
Uh-huh
Bye, sweetie
Janet
You have a good day in school
Janet
See you later
Gotta rush
Mm-hmm
Everything okay?
You tell me
So you really like this Axel guy, huh?
Yeah, I mean, he's cooler than he looks
What makes you think that?
He's on our side now
Um, she means that he's really into this family thing
This Janet and Axel and the other guys
He's really into this family thing, this Janet and Axel and the Dillon's as one big happy clan
And your father, he's included in this happy clan?
Daddy likes Axel a lot
Since when?
Since he found out that Axel really...
Amanda
I wasn't gonna say anything
We'd probably better get going
No, no, no, not so fast
What did Trevor find out about Axel?
That he likes fly fishing
Well, one at a time, okay?
You're telling me that Trevor is happy that Janet is getting married?
Totally
Yeah, completely
We talking about the same Trevor I know?
Yeah, I guess he changes mind
Hey, that happens
Yeah, not very often to your father
We're really late
We should get going
I will take the parkway
I have one more question
Trevor is suddenly fond of Axel
Now why did you say that again?
Because he's an actor that Janet hired
Yeah, and Janet really does like daddy
Axel told him so
Yeah, and he has his whole plan worked out
But it's a secret, so please don't tell Janet and spoil it
Oh, don't you worry, honey
I wouldn't spoil this secret for anything in the world
Jim thought I would just stand by and let him go after Jamie
He actually turned his back on me
He started to walk out the door
And after the first shot he turned around
He couldn't believe that I had pulled the trigger
The quivering mass of woman that I am
Which is not at all an inaccurate description
Brooke, anyone would have been frightened
I was pathetic and weak for a long time, Demetri
The Brooke I know is a rock
Haley, after that plane crash I fell apart
So did I, Brooke
So did I
You didn't start dating a psychopath
You didn't bring a sick man in to go after your friends and your family
No, I galloped in to save the day and ended up endangering your life
Edmund, how many times did you warn me?
I was in denial
I let Jim get the jump on me and I left you to fend for yourself
I will not let you take the blame for this
I should have finished Thomas and off when I had the chance
It should have ended on the beach
Can I ask you guys a question?
Why are you all beating your heads against the wall?
I mean, you nailed a homicidal maniac
You should be toasting each other
Is that a local custom?
Celebrating unnatural death?
Or is it just when the dead is not one of the gang?
What?
Roy, Mike Roy
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Come on, it's a celebration
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I'm a little bit of a kamikaze kind of thing
Me, I don't know, I'm a...
I guess I'm just a challenge freak
Plus I had sentimental reasons
Oh, nostalgic, yes, I'm sure you were nostalgic
I've taken you with me, Erica
Everywhere
In my bleakest moments you've been there
In a makeshift guerrilla prison on the southern tip of hell
In a bamboo box too small to sit
I've been too, uh, too sick and too starved to remember my name
I've always, always been able to picture you
Your hair
Your eyes
Your beautiful skin
The way you smell
The sound of your voice
I'm glad I came back, Erica
Whatever the cost, it's worth it
Just for one last look at you
Good-bye, Erica
Mike, wait
Whatever you have to do, do it
Just... do it fast
You mean I can stay?
Thank God
You've just saved my life
And who are you supposed to be?
Keith McLean
Our new junior enforcer
Assistant District Attorney
Mr. McLean will be handling the Thomson case
Jack, there's no case
You've determined that, have you?
You know Demetri and Brooke, this is Edmund Gregg
I'm sorry to disturb you, but there's some things that you...
Matteo, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm just a little tired
You should go lie down
Yeah, I'm gonna get some fresh air
Hey, Matteo, welcome back
Here's to beating the odds, huh?
I need you to take care of yourselves
Thanks
I'll see you soon
Okay
Let me know if there's anything I can do
I need to ask you a few questions
No, no, my brother is not up for an interrogation
Look, he has to do this, it's routine
Why don't we leave that up to Edmund?
Edmund was chained, left to drown
My brother didn't know if he would survive the night
I'm not gonna let him waste his strength
We've been all over this
Look, look
Now, Edmund needs to answer these questions
I appreciate what you two have been through, I do
But now you're out of line
This is McLean's case
You stay the hell out of his way
You know every detail
Brooke told you what she didn't know, I filled in
Edmund can't tell you anything different
You mean he'll stick to the party line?
What's that supposed to mean?
The huddle I just walked in on
Seemed like a strategy session to me
You are so wrong!
You had plenty of time to get your story straight
There is no story, there's just the truth
The truth, as told by you and your friends
Maybe he thinks there's some kind of conspiracy
No, no, no, you know what I think, based on this encounter?
There's not much point to interviewing you now
All right, look, enough is enough
You should be in bed, you're obviously tired
No, really, I'm freaked
I know
Poor Brooke and Edmund and Dimitri
This is gonna sound crazy
But I was in that gallery, I saw Brooke and Chip
I know what you mean, when she was telling the story
You know, I felt like I could see it too
No, Haley, I did see it
When it happened, in my coma, I saw it, I was there
I was there
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Will All My Children's Erika leave Jack for Mike?
Does General Hospital Sunny come face to face with Brenda?
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Out here, it's Monday
And here, it's Friday
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The new Jack Platters, in here, at Fridays
Take the rest of the week off
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It's okay
I can tell Camille what happened
I wanted to know everything
I need a man who can fool a district attorney
All the other times the monitor went crazy
Where were you then?
It's Dixie, Jimmy had an accident
This is Charles Gibson
And Lisa McCree
Tomorrow, Congressman Joe Kennedy's ex-wife Sheila talks about her shattered fate
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