Seven Wonders of the World will return on TLC's Ancient World.
I had Frankie Malone on 24-hour surveillance.
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Hey, she looks familiar.
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What?
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Who says clothes make the man?
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Now on the Learning Channel.
We seem to look to this past ancient civilization as holding out some kind of a secret that's going to help us.
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Seven Wonders of the World returns on TLC's Ancient World.
Seven Wonders of the World will return on TLC's Ancient World.
The Washington Coast calls the human animal endlessly fascinating.
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A riveting, intelligent, down-to-earth look at the descendants of apes.
If you missed it the first time, now you can see it again.
In special evening-long presentations of Desmond Morris' The Human Animal.
Friday night beginning at 8 on The Learning Channel.
Parental discretion advised.
He's back, James Burke.
Bringing you a new point of view.
Stirring things up in a new Connections 2.
Taking aim at the old world.
Making sense of the new world.
Railroads, management, consumerism.
Raw materials in one end, finished goods out the other.
And one new vital ingredient, merchandising.
See things in a different way.
James Burke's way.
On an all-new Connections 2.
Sunday at 8 on The Learning Channel.
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Clowns never laughed before.
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How can I resist?
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Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, February 17th at theaters everywhere.
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Seven Wonders of the World returns on TLC's Ancient World.
Seven Wonders of the World will return on TLC's Ancient World.
The Sphinx on Archeology, Monday at 8 on TLC.
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Seven Wonders of the World returns on TLC's Ancient World.