You want to play the game, you better know the rules.
Academy Award winner Clint Eastwood is Dirty Harry.
The Deadpool is just a harmless tank.
Sounds pretty sick to me.
Deadpool, tonight at 8 on FX.
What's up?
Forgot my deal.
Oh, man.
Determinator, Dawn of Fate, rated Teen.
Daddy, daddy, I can read, I can read, I can read, I can read.
Watch, watch, watch.
Green, green.
Introducing my first LeapPad.
Leap.
Lost.
His.
Favorite.
Kite.
It magically brings books to life and teaches children pre-reading
skills that give them the confidence to read on their own.
What will I be today?
A doctor.
Want me to teach you how to read?
My first LeapPad from LeapFrog.
Learn something new every day.
Old Navy painter's pants are one of a kind.
A better price.
You'd be hard pressed to find.
Quality construction.
That's our guarantee.
Old Navy painters.
You're the pants for me.
The price.
Is nice.
He'll wear.
This pair.
Wow, they're just $15 to $20 for men and boys.
Old Navy, we are there.
Panic Room, the number one suspense thriller of the year.
Two-time Academy Award winner Jodie Foster is spellbinding.
Shut your eyes and don't turn around.
From visionary director David Fincher.
Panic Room, buy it now on DVD.
So that's accounting.
It's the first day of our Dell internship.
We're on the tour.
And this is the call center.
Excuse me, Lisa?
I have an idea.
Wouldn't it be great if when people call in, we help them get exactly the right PC?
Yeah, we'd ask them what they were going to use it for.
Email, burning CDs.
So they wouldn't buy stuff they don't need.
We'd build their perfect PC at the perfect price.
We could even do it on the website.
It would be totally better than going to the store.
Yeah, and the phone number could be 1-800-
they already do that.
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Recording music, sharing photos, gaming, and beyond.
And for a limited time, you'll get free shipping.
Get great deals on notebooks, too.
Dude, you're getting a Dell.
Hey guys, maybe in here they can put in snacks.
When you want your perfect PC, it's easy as Dell.
Dell PCs use Intel Pentium 4 processors.
An FX Network premiere. Oscar winners Russell Crowe, Kevin Spacey, and Kim Basinger.
The riveting murder thriller.
I didn't kill nobody.
Where nothing is what it seems.
Nominated for nine Academy Awards.
How's it gonna look in your report?
It'll look like justice.
And a confidential.
Premieres Sunday at 8, only on FX.
You want to play the game.
You better know the rules.
Academy Award winner Clint Eastwood is Dirty Harry.
The Deadpool is just a harmless thing.
Sounds pretty sick to me.
Deadpool, next on FX.
The 2002 Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series.
Goes to Michael Chiglis of The Shield.
Just doing my job.
FX congratulates Michael and salutes the cast and crew of The Shield Season 2.
Premiering in January, only on FX.
Forget the rules.
In this game you're the judge during execution.
That was the best I've ever seen.
They just disappeared.
You like the shotgun?
Yeah.
What are they for?
I like the laser blaster.
New Starbucks Double Shot is an invigorating blend of espresso and cream to get you going.
These shoes could inspire a whole outfit.
Bet you can't guess where I found them.
Payless.
You won't believe the new looks.
And the best thing, maybe they're all on sale.
At the buy one get one half off sale.
Let's go shopping.
Look smart, payless.
Old McDonald had a farm, ee-i-e-i-o.
And on that farm he had some oink, he had some nay, he had some moo, and he had some baa.
Boy, you don't know your oink from your cluck.
Old McDonald has a game.
All the baby animals are hiding under haystacks.
And it's up to your family to match up the moms with their little ones.
A cluck cluck here, a nay nay there.
I got it.
Plastic nursery rhyme game for Milton Bradley.
Plastic holds the promise of a better world.
Taking medicine to new heights.
And giving our lives greater comfort.
It puts the answers in our hands and hope in our hearts.
Plastics make it possible.
Hoping to fight the high cost of a college education is a great concern to everyone.
The Hispanic Excellence Scholarship Fund will be hosting the 19th annual awards dinner Saturday, October 5th at 6 p.m. at the Double Tree Hotel.
This year's ceremony will award nearly $200,000 in scholarships to approximately 100 needy California State University Bakersfield students.
The Hispanic Excellence Scholarship Fund's 19th annual awards dinner.
For tickets or information on how to be a corporate sponsor, call 664-3052.
Truck after truck, our greatest Simmons mattress sale ever.
And more furniture for less.
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Every Simmons Beauty Rest Exceptional.
Every Simmons Deep Sleep Mattress.
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Plus pay absolutely nothing for one year.
And more furniture for less.
It's today 12 hours, 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.
An FX Network premiere.
Are we negotiating?
Always.
Keanu Reeves.
Who are you?
Al Pacino.
Oh, man, so many names.
In the simply tempting thriller, The Devil's Advocate premieres Monday night at 8 on FX.
You want to play the game?
You better know the rules.
Academy Award winner, Clint Eastwood, is Dirty Harry.
The Deadpool is just a homestead.
Sounds pretty sick to me.
Deadpool, next on FX.
This is your appetite.
You're about to undergo a mind-altering experience.
Arby's Market Fresh Roast Beef in Swiss.
It's a whole new way to think about roast beef sandwiches.
Bakery soft bread.
Tender, juicy beef, fresh from the oven.
And those fresh toppings.
You'll reach a whole new level of roast beef consciousness, baby.
Arby's Market Fresh Roast Beef in Swiss.
Give in to your grown-up tastes.
What makes Milton Bradley's new nursery rhyme game so special?
Just listen.
Down, down, down the wheels, all of us go round and round.
Oh, McDonald had a farm.
Eey-yah, eey-yah, eey-yah.
Nursery rhyme games bring your family's favorite songs and rhymes to life.
This little piggy went to market.
They'll have you playing together, laughing together, and singing together.
Bingo was his name-o.
Nice one, Dad.
Nursery rhyme games, the greatest games you've ever heard from Milton Bradley.
Okay, go!
Why can't I shake this thing?
Because it's tracking your body.
When your body heat rises, degree kicks in in the clutch.
Proper it.
Young man!
Don't move.
Hey!
Don't move.
Hey!
Robert!
New Excedrin Quick Tabs melt in your mouth fast for headache relief.
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So you can save your water for other things.
You gotta stop doing this.
Truck after truck, our greatest Simmons mattress sale ever.
And more furniture for less.
Every Simmons Beauty Rest World Class.
Every Simmons Beauty Rest Exceptional.
Every Simmons Deep Sleep Mattress.
Marked down to our guaranteed lowest prices ever.
With free next day delivery.
Free metal frame.
Free setup and free removal of old mattress.
You may never see prices this low again.
Plus pay abs enough for one year more.
Major forgets.
Today 12 hours 9am to 9pm.
The media has become a staple in our everyday lives.
Whether it's a song, an advertisement, or even a news story.
Everywhere you turn there's a message in one form or another.
Do you realize how much media your child is exposed to every day?
And everything your child sees and witnesses affects them.
It's time to take action and become involved in what messages your child comes in contact with.
Filter out the negativity and let these messages be possible.
It's up to us to shape their future.
Let it be a happy one.
FX Network Premier. Oscar winners Russell Crowe.
And Kim Basinger, the riveting murder thriller where nothing is what it seems.
Nominated for nine Academy Awards and they're confidential.
Premieres Sunday at 8 only on FX.
You want to play the game, you better know the rules.
Academy Award winner Clint Eastwood is Dirty Harry.
The Deadpool is just a harmless thing.
Sounds pretty sick to me.
Deadpool, next on FX.
The Shield series marathon.
13 episodes, 13 nights.
This is your chance to see Michael Chickless in his Emmy-winning role.
The critically acclaimed series that broke all the rules.
The Shield series marathon.
Tonight at 11 only on FX.
From visionary director David Fincher.
The Walking Dead Sim.
Two-time Academy Award winner Jodie Foster.
Get out of my house.
In the number one suspense thriller of the year.
Who will find you?
Panic Room.
Buy it now on DVD.
Give us the glow.
The glow.
Give us the glow.
The glow.
Give us the glow.
Fresh, sexy, clean.
Glow by J.Lo.
A new fragrance by Jennifer Lopez.
Now available at Vine department stores.
Pooh.
Stumble.
Stumbled?
Stumbled.
What's she doing?
She's reading.
Um.
By herself?
The jet wheel.
Jet.
With a LeapPad learning system from LeapFrog.
Kids don't just learn to read, they love to read.
She's liking it.
She's on the last page.
Oh no.
And with a complete library of books.
Reading, math, mathematics.
You can keep the passion alive for years to come.
LeapFrog.
Learn something new every day.
The Terminator.
Dawn of Fate.
Rated Teen.
Aquafina is pure nothing.
And this nothing thing has taken the nation by storm.
Is it merely much ado about nothing?
What the heck is ado anyway?
Beats me, but there is no ado in Aquafina.
No, I can promise you that.
Nothing in there but pure, refreshing refreshment.
In fact, it's not nothing special.
It's actually special nothing.
Aquafina.
So pure, we promise nothing.
So, are we clear now?
Of course we're clear.
We're Aquafina.
Yeah.
The three-time NBA champion Los Angeles Lakers.
Coming back to Bakersfield.
Tuesday, October 8th.
The media has become a staple in our everyday lives.
Whether it's a song, an advertisement, or even a news story.
Everywhere you turn, there's a message in one form or another.
Do you realize how much media your child is exposed to every day?
And everything your child sees and witnesses affects them.
It's time to take action and become involved in what messages your child comes in contact with.
Filter out the negativity and let these messages be possible.
It's up to us to shape their future.
Let it be a happy one.
An FX network premiere.
Didn't have to get married to have lousy sex.
No, I did.
Sharon Stone.
Isabella Gianni.
It's good to get it over with.
Now we can get on with our evening.
And Kathy Bates.
Where's the body?
Diablo League.
Premiers Wednesday, October 16th.
Only on FX.
You want to play the game, you better know the rules.
Academy Award winner Clint Eastwood is dirty hairy.
The Deadpool is just a harmless game.
Sounds pretty sick to me.
The Deadpool, next on FX.
You'd expect some things to be free.
But never a weekend of new hit movies.
Watch the stars.
Free movie weekend.
October 4th, 5th and 6th.
It's your chance to see The Princess Diaries.
The Fast and the Furious.
The Mummy Returns.
Rush Hour 2.
And more great movies all for free.
Catch the stars. Free movie weekend.
October 4th, 5th and 6th.
Just turn the stars or call 1-800-SUPERPACT.
We haven't been introduced.
I'm the Slayer and you're history.
You never should've walked into my sleigh ground.
Rated T for Teen.
Your doctor probably never sees you when you feel like it.
I'd be surprised if he did.
I'm pretty sure he's not gonna see you.
He's gonna see you.
I'm pretty sure he's gonna see you.
Your doctor probably never sees you when you feel like this.
This is usually who your doctor sees.
That deeply depressed you who barely dragged yourself in for treatment.
That's why so many people with bipolar disorder are being treated for depression and not getting any better.
Because depression is only half the story.
That fast talking energetic quick tempered overdoing it up all night you probably never shows up in the doctor's office.
Right?
Log on to BipolarAwareness.com sponsored by Lilly on WebMD.
The place for healthcare answers.
Take the test you can take to your doctor.
It can change your life.
Let your doctor in on it.
In order to make a correct diagnosis your doctor has to know about your ups as well as your downs.
Getting a correct diagnosis is the first step in treating bipolar disorder.
Help your doctor help you.
I'm never gonna stop.