Bitten love.
Do you ever want something so bad?
A moment of betrayal.
I just can't stay on anymore.
It's my wife, isn't it?
Return to Lonesome Dove, part of a big weekend of Westerns, tomorrow night at 7 on the Hallmark Channel.
Hyundai's on a winning streak.
And during Hyundai's winning streak summer clearance, you can get 1750 cash back or 0% APR in 2004 Hyundai Santa Fe's.
A customized SUV with an available V6. And like every Hyundai, the Santa Fe is backed by industry-leading quality that lets Hyundai offer America's best warranty.
10 years, 100,000 miles.
So hurry to the Hyundai winning streak summer clearance to get cash back or 0% APR on the hot-selling Santa Fe.
People who love their pets this much don't shop in a supermarket.
Supermarkets are for people.
Petco is for pets.
Petco. Where the pets go.
People who love their pets this much deserve to save at Petco.
Buy a large bag and 12 cans of Science Diet cat food and get the purchase price of the cans back after mail-in rebate.
Petco. Where the pets go.
Max, go get the paper.
Good boy.
Now I go the extra step with my new step-ometer.
It comes in the new Go Active Adult Happy Meal along with a bottle of water and one of four premium salads from McDonald's.
McDonald's.
Max, get the mail.
Last week I went on a big vacation with my best friend.
We did a lot of driving cross-country.
We got the car of our dreams.
Special delivery from the Old River.
We felt like we were kids again.
Depend on where fits great under my clothes.
It's part of my travel gear.
I don't have to worry about anything.
Depend. I trust it. I absolutely trust it.
Blue skies, yellow lemons.
One perfectly refreshing day.
Minute Maid Lemonade.
Made with real lemons.
For people who know lemonade, it's Minute Maid.
Introducing new Tylenol Cool Caplets.
Fast headache relief with an instant cooling sensation.
How far would you go for the great taste of French's Gourmet-O flavored mayonnaise?
French's Gourmet-O Chipotle Chili. It tastes that great.
Why do people eat cereal bars in the afternoon?
Cereal is for the morning.
New Newton's bars have real strawberries, creamy yogurt flavor and moist Newton's cake.
They're much more appropriate for the afternoon.
New Newton's bars in the Cookie Isle.
Go ahead. I'll be right there.
Wouldn't it be great if life worked like this parking meter?
I could keep putting quarters in and stay here with my family forever.
Of course, life doesn't work that way.
That's why I bought life insurance from Colonial Penn to help make sure my final expenses won't become my family's problem.
And it cost me less than a quarter a day.
For less than a quarter a day, just $6.95 a month per unit,
Colonial Penn offers guaranteed acceptance life insurance to people ages 50 to 85.
These days, funeral costs alone average over $6,000.
But now you can get help with no medical exam, no health questions.
And the rate of $6.95 a month per unit is guaranteed never to increase.
Call 1-800-419-5544 to receive free information in the mail.
That number again is 1-800-419-5544.
You're watching the Hallmark Channel.
I'm sure this is worth it.
If you get a shot left in that shooter, make the most of it.
Tom Selleck stars in Quigley Down Under.
Premiers Thursday night at 9 on the Hallmark Channel.
Every day your muscles take a beating.
On tough muscle pain, nothing's stronger or faster than Motrin IB.
Not Advil, not Alive, nothing.
Motrin IB, medicine with muscle.
My family always loved the sun, but my husband, he got skin cancer.
There were 1.3 million new cases of skin cancer last year.
He's okay, but you've got to use sunscreen every time you're outdoors, not just at the beach.
Now we use Coppertone Spectre 3 to reduce our risk.
We're not hiding in the house.
I'm just watching the sun and my family just a little closer.
Coppertone wants everyone to get smart about the sun.
Seeley, official supplier of the U.S. Olympic team.
We always use Grillmates when my old teammates come over for a cookout.
It gives my grilling big, bold flavor.
How big?
Great steak, Shil.
Really big.
Grillmates from McCormick.
A taste you trust.
Look at you with the healthy new diet.
You should try it.
With all the vegetables, doesn't it give you gas?
Gas is a never.
If I don't take Beano first, you should try it too.
You have me worried.
Take Beano before, there'll be no gas.
Why do people eat cereal bars in the afternoon?
Cereal is for the morning.
New Newton's bars have real strawberries, creamy yogurt flavor and moist Newton's cake.
They're much more appropriate for the afternoon.
New Newton's bars in the cookie aisle.
Meg and Courtney both have soft shiny hair.
Nourished with a pro-vitamin formula.
So who uses Suave Smoothing 2-in-1?
And who pays more for Pantene Smooth and Sleek?
It's pretty hard to tell.
Suave, don't you look smart.
There are millions of germs out there.
The last place you want them to end up is in here.
Wipe them out with Clorox Disinfecting Wipes.
The Germ Killer.
Tonight, Blue Diamond Phillips.
The Hallmark Channel Original Movie.
The Trail to Home Roads.
Premiers tonight at 9 on the Hallmark Channel.
From Monday. Sears. Good life. Great price.
Hey, what's the state to get an Arbor Mist?
I don't know. Surprises.
An Arbor Mist for that?
Yeah. New from Arbor Mist.
Island Fruits Pinot Grigio. Great tasting wine. A splash of fruit.
Wow.
Now that deserves an Arbor Mist.
Also try new Sangria Arbor Mist Wine Blenders.
Two more reasons you can't resist the mist.
Hudson.
Remind me never to wear my favorite outfit on a flight again.
A rough reentry, madam.
Rough? This isn't even my dinner.
Do you have some expensive miracle cleaner that can save this?
I'll see what I can do.
She thinks I use expensive detergent to get her clothes clean.
So imagine how surprised she'd be if she knew I used all detergent.
It's a first class detergent for an economy price.
It's clean. I'll wear it tonight.
I can die happy.
Dogs really want what you're eating.
So try Kibbles and Bits Home Style.
With tender meaty pieces like they were carved right off the bone.
For that great taste dogs love.
And like all leading dog foods, it meets AFCOS standards for 100% complete and balanced nutrition.
Kibbles and Bits. Kibbles and Bits.
Home Style. More taste. More joy.
And now, Kibbles and Bits introduces an entirely new kind of canned dog food.
We've taken taste to a whole new place.
My doctor said I needed fiber.
But Metamucil is thick and gritty.
My doctor said I should take Benafibre.
Benafibre has just as much fiber and never gets thick or gritty.
Ask your doctor about Benafibre.
For me the choice is clear.
Now on DVD and video.
In a nation at war.
An ordinary man.
I'm alone here.
Is about to become an extraordinary hero.
Move away from her!
Cold Mountain. Own it today on DVD and video.
Itchy hives could have ruined my big day.
But now I'm Claritin Clear.
That means I control the itching without drowsiness.
New Claritin Hives Relief.
The only non-drowsy over the counter medicine specially for itchy hives.
Look for it in the first aid section.
Introducing Nutylenol Cool Caplets.
Fast headache relief with an instant cooling sensation.
Your testimony today totally contradicts what you told the police.
Your honor.
So were you lying then or now?
I object.
Council is badgering the roast turkey.
This whole line of avocados are irrelevant to the bacon.
I move to strike the tomatoes from the record and defense request a ranch dressing in the judges chambers.
You just can't stop thinking about a signature sandwich from Safeway.
Premium deli meats and cheeses piled high on oven fresh artisan bread.
Signature Sandwiches. Exclusively at Safeway.
When it comes to life and love.
If you could do it all over again.
Would you?
Shake it, sister.
Everybody ready?
Okay, girls, see you tomorrow.
Okay.
Night, night.
In a New York minute.
Sex in the City.
Tuesdays and Wednesdays at 10.
On TBS and Comcast.
Is there anybody else who thinks this is a game?
It's causing new problems.
In this prison you get what you give.
See David Carradine and James Kahn in Warden of Red Rock.
Monday night at 9 on the Hallmark Channel.
He gave up the life he left.
Now he'll have to fight to get it back.
Saddle up for Return to Snowy River.
Part of the Big Month of Westerns.
Tuesday night at 9 on the Hallmark Channel.
The national taste test, more families preferred the taste of Casey Masterpiece original barbecue sauce over Kraft Original.
When it comes to taste, it's the clear winner.
How far would you go for the great taste of French's Gourmet-O flavored mayonnaise?
French's Gourmet-O Wasabi Horse Radish, it tastes that great.
Can we start on the Florida's Natural?
Because we own the land, the trees and the company, Florida's Natural is made just from our fresh oranges, not from concentrate.
It's as close to the Grove as you can get.
Wetting the bed, I'd really like to stop that.
If one of my friends came over and I wet the bed, I would feel scared.
They have helped because I don't wet the sheet anymore because of the good nights, so I don't have to change my sheet or my blanket.
I just put on new ones and I go right back to sleep.
To the one in nine kids who wet the bed, trimmer fitting good nights disposable underpants help protect all night, yet they're virtually invisible under pajamas.
They helped me be more confident in myself.
So where are you going on your honeymoon? Hawaii.
That's brutal out there.
That's what you mean.
Here you go.
Thanks Mr. Gizens, I owe you one.
Yeah, great. Hello, tonight.
Finally, their buns, good enough to be called Sara Lee.
Sara Lee Bakery Buns. They're just another reason why.
St. Joseph, that little orange pill you remember, has the dose doctors recommend most for daily aspirin heart therapy.
America's original for the heart.
Sears good life, great price.
Paradise Pancakes.
All right.
And I hop introducing Paradise Pancakes.
Try South Pacific Banana Split and even Banana macadamia nut served with all your favorites.
They're delicious stacks of paradise.
I hop come hungry, leave happy.
In the old west, every bad deed deserves another.
I need me a killer.
Bert Reynolds, Bruce Dern, Hard Ground.
Part of the Big Weekend of Westerns, Monday night at 7.