No.
Master.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Good night, sir.
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Get in!
Ordering!
They are America's pioneers.
Journey in West to pursue a dream.
No matter what the cost.
Sally Fields.
The girl is pregnant.
I don't deny nothing.
Richard Woodmark.
I'll bury you.
Kirk Douglas.
You coward.
You coward!
Robert Mitchum.
I pay you to point the way.
Just point the way.
The Way West.
Thursday night at 8.05 Eastern on TBS.
I heard, but I'll be back.
I know.
Count me out, and you make a mistake.
I know, Mr. Connors.
My doc says ibuprofen for body pain.
The medicine and nupren.
My trainer, too.
Got a nupren.
Nupren.
Nupren with nupren.
Strong stuff.
Just takes one.
Even a young guy like you uses it.
A nupren.
This party ain't over, kid.
For back, joint, or muscle pain.
Nupren.
Nupren.
With nupren.
The body pain medicine.
How to eat Ritz and Ritz Bitz.
Ready, Grandpa?
Right.
Favorite you eat with?
Cheese.
What ones you eat with?
Brussels sprouts.
No.
Eggplant.
No.
Sardines.
No.
Let's get this.
What else you eat with?
Asparagus.
No.
It's not asparagus.
It's asparagus.
Ritz and Ritz Bitz.
Two sizes fits all.
Like to try total?
This man only eats post-raising brands.
So, excuse me.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Hope you're hungry.
I got a manly appetite.
Good, cause you'll have to eat almost three bowls of raisin bran to get all the vitamins and minerals in one bowl of total.
Three bowls?
That's not manly.
That's nuts.
Whole grain total has 100% of a day's supply of 12 vitamins and minerals.
Takes almost three bowls of post-raising bran for that.
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Total.
One bowl, 100%.
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Some things were meant to be done in the dark.
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Wow.
Mmm.
Oh, that was great.
That was great.
They finally did it in the dark.
I want more.
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Mars.
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How many pancakes have you eaten?
No way.
Oh, yes, she did, because mom switched to Bisquick.
They're light and fluffy and Bisquick doesn't have cholesterol.
I didn't know that.
Did you know that?
She knew that.
Bisquick makes the day's pancakes.
It melts, it pours, it cooks just right.
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A third less fat in every bite is why.
You'll love Velveeta light.
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For the first time ever, wild styles collide.
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Folks disappear and things shut down.
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People take fire and tongue, stop laughing.
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Why, you need two sizes of Ritz.
You can't put a handful of big Ritz in your mouth.
And you can't put cheese on a little Ritz.
Right.
Obviously, you need them both.
Obviously.
Ritz or Ritz Bitz, two sizes fits all.
Remember the pancakes we had last Sunday?
How can I forget them? They're still here.
From today on, I'm making Bisquick pancakes.
They're light, fluffy and Bisquick doesn't have cholesterol.
I think I love you.
BISQUICK MAKES TODAY'S PANCAKES
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It's as good as done.
I heard, but I'll be back.
I know.
Count me out when you make a mistake.
I know, Mr. Connors.
My doc says ibuprofen for body pain.
The medicine and Neupren.
My trainer, too.
Got a Neupren.
Neupren.
Neupren with Neupren.
Strong stuff.
Just takes one.
Even a young guy like you uses it.
A Neupren.
This party ain't over, kid.
For back, joint or muscle pain.
Neupren.
Neupren.
With Neupren.
Body pain medicine.
It's a day of America's favorite talk show.
Oh, prison.
Aren't Ritz and Ritz Bits really the same?
Oh, that's a silly question.
One's big and one's little.
So they're different.
But they're still the same.
So they're the same.
Don't you get it?
Ritz or Ritz Bits.
Two sizes fits all.
How many pancakes have you eaten?
No way.
Oh, yes, she did, because Mom switched to Bisquick.
They're light and fluffy, and Bisquick doesn't have cholesterol.
I didn't know that.
Did you know that?
She knew that.
This quick makes today's pancakes.
Sunday on TBS.
The cream of the crop.
Plus the bottom of the barrel.
Equals the enemy's worst nightmare.
The Devil's Brigade.
Sunday morning at 10.35 Eastern on TBS.
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