Hi, Alex.
Oh, nice cold.
Oh, the pressure. Even my sinuses hurt.
Comes with the territory.
You know, when you have a cold, it isn't always just up here.
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Bigfoot!
Excellent.
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More paste, thick, and chunky salsa.
Here.
This ain't paste, thick, and chunky salsa.
Well, woo, doggies.
Paste is made with big chunks of tomatoes, onions, and peppers.
Perfect for dipping.
By folks in San Antonio.
Who know what salsa should taste like.
Well, this stuff's made in New York City.
New York City.
Jake, it's time you switch brands.
Pick up a thick and chunky one. Pick up the paste.
Oh, Mr. Energizer Bunny. Out for a stroll.
By matter, the deciderificator will put an end to your precious little source of power.
Your hippity-hoppity days are over.
Still going. Nothing outlasts the Energizer battery.
It keeps going and going.
You're watching Chance of a Lifetime, starring Betty White and Leslie Nielsen.
We'll return to tonight's Family Channel movie after these messages.
I'm in second grade and I can read this fifth grade book.
We can consider ourselves lucky that we will never have to worry about...
When Jay first came to Red Apple School, she was a total non-reader.
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Now back to Chance of a Lifetime on the Family Channel Movie.
30 minutes.
30 minutes of news.
The 700 Club now has 30 minutes of news.
It's called News Watch.
But it's not just more stories.
It's more in-depth coverage.
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Tom O'Keefe is in the grip of a really tough cold.
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You're watching Chance of a Lifetime, starring Betty White and Leslie Nielsen.
We'll return to tonight's Family Channel movie after these messages.
Let's hurry up and get to class, kids.
Yes, Principal Sanders.
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And that includes life insurance.
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If you care about this big, beautiful world, show me.
Don't give me another toxic antifreeze.
Give me something different.
Don't just tell me how it protects the 70 below.
And guards against rust?
Any antifreeze can do that.
Tell me it's safer for my dog, my family, the kids.
Tell me nothing protects better.
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That's what I want to know.
That's what I want to hear.
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Go ahead, scum. Make my day.
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Now, back to Chance of a Lifetime on the Family Channel Movie.
The boys are back!
High up, silver, hey, way!
In a sensational music special featuring the Oak Ridge Boys.
A rousing footstep in celebration of their greatest hits.
Experience the energy and excitement of an unforgettable evening with the Kings of Country Music.
Don't miss the Oak Ridge Boys at Francie.
Tonight at 11 on the Family Channel.
I'm not going in.
I'm on my deathbed here.
Why not take Dayquil?
But my head is pounding.
I can't stop coughing.
Take Dayquil.
You want this stuff fix all that?
No, that won't do anything for your headache or your cough.
Take the Dayquil.
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Fresh from Hidden Valley new salad dressings that get kids to eat their salads.
Pizza Ranch.
Taco Ranch.
And Nacho Cheese Ranch.
Fun flavors for kids from Hidden Valley.
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Then try new Air Wick botanicals.
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Yep, it's a dull, boring morning.
65 degrees.
Cold wind.
No clouds.
Dull.
I heard it through the creeper.
What did he have for breakfast?
You're watching Chance of a Lifetime starring Betty White and Leslie Nielsen.
We'll return to tonight's Family Channel movie after these messages.
Ready?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Luisa, eat.
It's kid stuff.
Excuse me.
Help, Grandma, Cousin Hector.
Perhaps tortellini.
Perfecto.
Hector Boyardee learned early that taste changes as we grow up.
That's why today Chef Boyardee introduces new tortellini.
Firm plum pasta stuffed with meat or cheese for more grown-up taste.
Thank you, Fabio.
You're welcome.
How does your genie screw drive door opener work?
Let me see. I'll be right back.
When we hear the sound of the door, it means Dad's come home.
Once I caught a catfish about this big.
I really can't. I don't know how it turns, you know.
Kara goes in and out with her bike. Jacob's in and out. All the kids are in and out.
You got this big screw, see? It's real long and the thing just turns like that.
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Halloween's a perfect time for baking spooky cookies.
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So much fun there.
Scary.
Two World Wars and a Depression.
Still folks say I don't look anywhere near 95.
Maybe that's because every day I eat a well-balanced meal with a hot delicious bowl of Campbell's Soup.
Many varieties are a good source of vitamins, like A or C.
But don't take my word for it.
Just ask my lovely bride of 57 years.
Oh, Henry, stop.
Campbell's.
I knew marriage would change my life, but I didn't know it was going to change the laundry.
The guy's laundry is so different.
Frank's ready to help out.
I said first I get a new detergent.
Try new liquid Gain.
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I love him clean or dirty, but when he's that clean, I just want to hug him.
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I love eggs from my head down to my legs.
Scramble the pride with my family or the guys.
I love eggs for breakfast or lunch.
For dinner or for brunch.
Oh, how I love eggs.
1989 government research shows eggs have 22% less cholesterol than previously thought.
Oh, you gotta love it.
The incredible edible egg.
I love eggs.
On the next Rescue 911.
I couldn't see the first two floors of the hotel.
Guests gamble on a chopper to survive a casino fire.
Ben.
I'd like to report my eight-year-old daughter is missing.
Rescue 911, Saturday at 8.
How about poor Fred Wilson?
So soon after retiring.
I hear his wife needed help with the funeral expenses.
Oh, that's ridiculous. He had Social Security.
When my brother died, his wife received a check from Social Security, all right, for $255.
Funeral costs were more than $4,000.
Fortunately, my brother bought some additional life insurance a few years before he retired.
I'll bet that cost a pretty penny, huh?
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Don't turn me down. There's nothing like family.
I'll see you next time. Bye.