This way, my dear.
Why do Hershey's Kisses have such a cute shape?
Because they're worn that way. Little Hershey's Kisses. Big chocolate taste.
I gotta stop thinking about Fifth Avenue candy bars! Those crunchy layers of peanut butter, that Hershey's pure milk chocolate.
No! No more! I'm cured!
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Fifth Avenue. It's everything it's cracked up to be.
This is an apple. And this is an apple. The difference between the two? Gum disease.
You don't brush, you don't floss, you don't visit your dentist. You don't eat this apple.
You eat this one.
This message was brought to you with the approval of the American Dental Association by Crest, the dentist's choice, because healthy gums are important to healthy teeth.
Until that morning, Tylenol was about all I ever took. Then I had that wipeout.
Oh, what awful pain. The doctor said I'd be alright, and he gave me Nuprin.
It's not aspirin or Tylenol. It's ibuprofen. It worked great.
And you know what else? For my tough headaches, two Nuprin stop my headache pain better than extra-strength Tylenol. Yet it's gentler on my stomach than aspirin.
Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different. Better.
Now, my pain reliever is Nuprin.
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You know, milk's great for a lot of things, but when it comes to my coffee, this is great. Coffee, mate.
Makes my coffee rich, smooth, and creamy.
The way I like it. So milk for some things.
I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.
The way I like it. So milk for some things, but coffee, mate, for my coffee.
It works out beautifully.
Coffee, mate, from Carnation. What you put in coffee, even when there's milk around.
Let's party! You, me, Ernie, and one million dishes.
You know, I love our little chats over a nice hot sink of big ivory bubbles.
Look at this dish. You know what this is, Ernie? This is clean.
Rough? My hands? Yeah, they were a wreck. But that was weeks ago, before your Aunt Claire brought me ivory liquid.
Now my hands feel soft, like Annie's.
Yes, Annie, I'm stunned myself. Is this country great or what?
Ivory liquid. We're clean and soft, go hand in hand.
Why do moms love Post Raisin brand?
Because I know it's giving me just what I need for the day, and sending my children off with what's good for them.
I like the big, moist, sweet raisins. I love that because I love fruit.
I have large flakes with high fiber. It's natural bran. It's wheat and wheat bran.
My kids love Post Natural Raisin bran.
Post! Big raisins, big flakes. Two big reasons you love the taste of Post Raisin bran.
You don't need a love song to fall in love again. You don't need a memory to bring it back again.
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Café Francais, a creamy coffee from General Foods International Coffee.
Celebrate the moments of your life.
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Chop Griggs furniture during our Broughill Gallery sale.
Come see our giant gallery and save 40% off factory list.
Yes, you save 40% off every Broughill item.
Griggs, the area's exclusive Broughill furniture gallery, is loaded with quality Broughill living room groups.
Sofas, loveseats, sleepers, bedroom and living room furniture, all at 40% off.
But hurry! This authorized Broughill sale will not last long.
Griggs Furniture, Columbia Center North.
300 dinners a day and my reputation rests on every plate.
You know the rice is Uncle Ben's.
And for my Toffa's customer, Uncle Ben's has an exciting new rice.
It smells like popcorn!
Would you believe it? Popcorn!
Introducing Aromatica Rice with a natural popcorn aroma and buttery taste grown right in the grain.
See? King of French fries loves it.
New Aromatica Rice from Uncle Ben's. Smells like popcorn, tastes like heaven.
I wish the person who put those tires on the playground had to wash my kids' clothes.
So much dirt and tire smut.
I gave up, until Tide with Bleach.
Colors are bright with Tide with Bleach, and those whites, take a dirty side.
Gets only this white with other detergents, but Tide with Bleach gets it gleaming white.
It brings back the brightness and newness. Thanks, Marlene Brigette.
If it's gotta be clean, it's gotta be Tide.
Why buy one of those refrigerators that may be guaranteed for only the next few years,
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See a Maytag repairman in our commercials.
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Happy birthday!
You know what your problem is?
Age.
No, you should be eating better.
When do you get so health-conscious, hmm?
I have birthdays, too.
Let's suppose that waffle you're about to eat is nutritious.
Not just nutritious, hon. Delicious! It's an egoneutri-grain waffle.
No cholesterol preservatives or sugar added.
Egoneutri-grain waffles from Kellogg's, also in Raisin and Brand.
Nutri-grain, huh?
Hey, let go of my egg, oh.
No, you're right. I've got to start eating better.
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Are you tired of people screaming at you about sales?
The bigger the sale, the louder they scream?
Well, Spas and Saunas of Yakima is having a rest and relaxation sale.
Buy a 1990 Pacific Marquis Spa on sale today,
and they'll give you absolutely free your choice of a Soma flotation mattress,
inner spring mattress set, or an ozonator for your new spa.
Now, that's big, and we're not screaming.
The rest and relaxation sale going on today at Spas and Saunas of Yakima, 201 South First Street.
Senski wants to make sure that we can enjoy the Washington outdoors.
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Senski folks have been working for Washington residents for over 40 years.
They understand that we want professional people who care about our environment.
Take a look at Senski. They live right here. They were raised here.
They're proud to be a part of the growth of Washington.
The best thing about Senski is the people who work for you.
Tell them. Let them show you.
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And by Tide with Bleach, it'll knock your socks off.
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And by Uncle Ben's Rice, it really does make a difference.
Chop Griggs furniture during our Broil Hill Gallery sale.
Come see our giant gallery and save 40% off factory lifts.
Yes, you save 40% off every Broil Hill item.
Griggs, the area's exclusive Broil Hill furniture gallery, is loaded with quality Broil Hill living room groups.
Sofas, loveseats, sleepers, bedroom and living room furniture, all at 40% off.
But hurry, this authorized Broil Hill sale will not last.