Nobody notices my bell tones.
Nobody notices my bell tones?
When you wear Bell Tones tiny hearing aids, the only thing people notice is you.
Enjoying life. Only Bell Tone has 50 years experience and the Clear Voice Noise Filter that helps you understand voices in noisy places.
Here's speech mixed with background noise.
Now here's speech made clearer with Bell Tones Clear Voice Noise Filter.
What are you waiting for? My bell tones don't slow me down.
I'm not embarrassed by my tiny bell tones. They're almost invisible.
Now I hear everything I want to hear.
Call 1-800-453-3800 now and get the Bell Tone Guide to Better Hearing absolutely free.
Call now and you'll also get this free hearing test coupon.
Call today 1-800-453-3800.
Hello America. Hey this is your old buddy Willard Scott.
And I'm hosting the new Original Amateur Hour where you'll see some of the best amateur talent in the whole world.
The new Original Amateur Hour Sunday at 9, 8 Central only on the Family Channel.
Father Dowling is brought to you by Raisin Nut Brand.
We're offering a thousand dollar reward to anyone apprehending a box of Raisin Nut Brand cereal containing wimpy regular raisins posing as raisin nuts.
Yes somehow puny ordinary raisins have passed themselves off as raisin nuts and gotten into 100 boxes of Raisin Nut Brand.
They're out there and they're easy to spot because they're nothing like the plump juicy raisins you'd expect in Raisin Nut Brand cereal.
Find a box containing these imposter raisins plus a winning certificate and claim your $1,000 reward.
Let's get out of here. Come on baby.
Start looking today.
We went to an authentic German baker to bring you the best strudel.
Good morning.
Presenting Pillsbury Toaster Strudel Breakfast Pastry.
Von den Briezer.
Delicate Strudel bursting with juicy fruit flavors.
You just warm.
Und eisen on den Toppen.
Sixteen layers of flaky delicate pastry that's so delicious.
Mmm, exacliba. I mean nothing says love unlike my toaster strudel. Ho ho.
What's the worst part of treating your worst colds?
A cold medicine that leaves me spicy.
Well it's a cold medicine that can zonk me out. I hate that.
It's like I'm off into ozone somewhere.
Grog, it's spicy.
Introducing Sudafed Severe Cold Formula.
If it could help stop the cough and the fever but not stop me from getting to work, that'd be great.
The first Sudafed cough cold and food tablet and it has nothing but maximum strength ingredients.
All that and it won't knock me out? Perfect.
New Sudafed Severe Cold Formula. Maximum strength without drowsiness.
With Euroma Co. nothing beats a thermal Go-Bun from Long John Silver's.
It keeps hot drinks hot.
And it keeps cold drinks cold.
Just 99 cents each with any Long John's meal.
99 cent Go-Buns. Get yours now. They're going fast.
Go fish at Long John Silver's.
Now go for Long John's Battered Tip Fish and Chicken combo. Just a dollar 99.
Whenever I think back to growing up, I'm reminded of the treasured moments we shared on Walton's Mountain.
A special place filled with joy and laughter.
Join us for the memories on the Walton's.
Weeknights at 7, 6 Central.
From the kitchen of the real Sarah Lee. Company coming over?
Take a real Sarah Lee strawberry cheesecake.
Swirl chocolate sauce on plates.
Then serve that incredibly rich cheesecake.
And when somebody asks who made it, tell them you did.
Company doesn't like Sarah Lee.
It could start in your office, in your home, over lunch.
But now wherever heartburn starts, this is where it ends.
Introducing new Maylocks Heartburn Relief Formula.
No other antacid works like this one to put out heartburn.
How lazy am I?
I taught Barney here to do everything for me.
In fact, I'm so lazy.
When I heard MCI's friends and family plan could save me an extra 20 percent,
every time I called someone in my friends and family circle, I didn't switch.
And if that's not lazy enough, when MCI said that they're starting to give $20 and 3 long distances,
if you join MCI and friends and family, they still stuck with AT&T.
Well, thankfully, Barney didn't.
So, he picked up the phone.
I had to dial a number.
In no time, we had MCI.
No hassles, no restrictions.
Swipe and call any time I want.
I gotta admit, passing up an extra 20 percent savings is a bit crazy.
Pass up 20 bucks in free phone calls?
No one can be that lazy.
If all dogs were just puppies, all we'd make is Puppy Child,
with more nutrition than most adult dog foods for a healthy start.
But dogs are different.
That's why we make Puppy Child, Dog Child, Fit and Trim, and Purina Hi-Pro.
Pet-tested, veterinarian recommended.
Relive the stirring tales of courage by people whose lives have been changed by life-threatening tragedies.
Witness to Survival, Tuesday at 830, 730 Central, on the Family Channel.
With this blindfold on, tell me what you smell.
I can't smell anything. Did you put it up there yet?
It's stuffed up so far into my nose, I just can't blow it out.
I just want to be able to breathe.
Would you try Dristan 12-hour nasal spray?
With this blindfold on again, tell me what you smell now.
I can smell an orange, but that wasn't there that last time.
What do you feel now?
I can breathe all the way up through my nose.
It just cleared me up, boom.
Dristan nasal spray just works incredibly fast.
Dristan, the face of relief today.
New Arita Crispy Crunchers.
Lightly battered fries for a great new texture.
Delicious new taste. Crispy outside, tender inside.
Arita Crispy Crunchers.
The more you crunch them, the more you love them.
The more you love them, the more you crunch them.
The more you crunch, crunch, crunch.
How fast does Anvusol start to relieve toothache pain?
Before you can say,
Anvusol.
Denture pain?
Before you can say,
Anvusol.
Relieve minor mouth pain on contact with Anvusol in regular or maximum strength.
I'll borrow my mother's earrings, her scarf, but my mother's tampons.
No way!
I found new Ultimates Cardboard Applicator Tampons from Playtex.
Great protection, plus a curved cardboard applicator.
Ultimates, it's not your mother's tampon.
Growing Up Together is brought to you by Clorox.
Bright colors and happy designs make baby clothes appealing.
What to look for in easy care, easy wear baby clothes.
Next.
So I saw this detergent with bleach alternative,
and I wondered how it compared to my Clorox 2 on colored loads.
So I pulled out the twins' dirty shirts.
I washed this one in detergent with bleach alternative,
and this one in Clorox 2 and my regular detergent.
And look, the shirt washed in Clorox 2 is cleaner and brighter.
I think I'll stay with my Clorox 2.
Clorox 2 Color Safe Bleach gets clothes clean and bright.
Choose color-fast baby clothes like these to make washing easier.
Snaps up the front make dressing hassle-free,
and also snaps at the legs make diaper changes fast and easy.
And for added comfort to your baby and your budget,
by sizes your child can grow into.
He stunned the medical world when he separated the bender twins
and performed brain surgery on an unborn baby.
With one simple procedure, he gives dying children a second chance.
Surgical superstar Ben Carson later tonight on the 700 Club.
Hello, America.
Hey, this is your old buddy, Willard Scott,
and I'm hosting the new Original Amateur Hour,
where you'll see some of the best amateur talent in the whole world.
You're gonna love it. We have singers.
I'm crazy, crazy for feelings so blue.
Dancers.
Comics.
And a job!
Jugglers.
Zany novelty acts.
You name it, we've got it.
I knew it, a flaming liberal.
And it's all part of the new Original Amateur Hour.
So get your family all ready for the most entertaining hour on television,
the new Original Amateur Hour.
Great Scott. It's Willard Scott.
And the new Original Amateur Hour.
Sunday night at 9, 8 Central and Saturday at 8, 7 Central.
Only on the Family Channel.
It's my favorite program.
Brother Jake is back.
One more time!
In a new season of Bust Your Home Funnies.
All I can say is, wow.
Give your funny bone a workout.
With all new Big Brother Jake, Sunday at 6, 5 Central on the Family Channel.
With five powerful cleaning agents,
Fantastic not only out cleans all others on greasy kitchen dirt,
it's the perfect do-it-yourself cleaning kit for almost every surface in your kitchen and bath.
Five Cleaner Fantastic. More power, more places.
Ghostly odors popping up to haunt your home.
Get into the spirit of the islands with new Love My Carpet Tropical Blossoms.
It'll help you get rid of unpleasant odors while the scent of a tropical garden fills the room.
Try new Love My Carpet Tropical Blossoms.
And get into the spirit.
We went to an authentic German baker to bring you the best strudel.
Good morning.
Presenting Pillsbury Toaster Strudel Breakfast Pastry.
Fondant freezer.
Delicate strudel bursting with juicy fruit flavors.
You just warm.
Und eisen on den Toppen.
Sixteen layers of flaky, delicate pastry that's so delicious.
Mmm, exakt, Lieber.
I mean nothing says love unlike my toaster strudel. Ho ho!
Announcing an all new collection, great films of the Bible.
They're here now in an incomparable home video collection from Time Life Video.
Beginning with a masterpiece, Ben Hur.
Yours for just $9.99, $20 off the regular price.
The day Rome falls, there will be a shout of freedom such as the world has never heard before.
Other videos include the Ten Commandments,
the greatest story ever told,
the Rome,
and more.
And now you can get Ben Hur for just $9.99 during this special offer.
That's $20 off.
Other videos will arrive about every six weeks at $29.99.
Keep only the ones you wish to.
Cancel anytime.
The great films of the Bible.
A magnificent collection that brings the pages of the Bible to life.
Call now and get Ben Hur for just $9.99.
Get your credit card and call now to get Ben Hur for $20 off.
Just $9.99 plus shipping and handling.
Other videos will arrive about every six weeks at the regular price.
Buy only the ones you want.
Cancel anytime.
Also call now 1-800-252-4800.