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To love and be loved. Happy Valentine's Day from the Family Channel. Who's tough enough to take on a house full of foster kids? Another foster kid, all grown up. The all-new Big Brother Jigs, Sunday at 6, 5 Central on the Family Channel. We're offering a $1,000 reward to anyone apprehending a box of Raisin Nut Brand cereal containing wimpy regular raisins posing as raisin nuts. Yes, somehow puny ordinary raisins have passed themselves off as raisin nuts and gotten into 100 boxes of Raisin Nut brand. They're out there and they're easy to spot because they're nothing like the plump, juicy raisins you'd expect in Raisin Nut Brand cereal. Find a box containing these imposter raisins plus a winning certificate and claim your $1,000 reward. Stop looking today. Know what a lot of today's teens are doing? They're thinking about their future and that of Black America. That's why once again McDonald's celebrates Black History Month by looking to the future. Join us now as we salute our 1992 McDonald's Black History Makers of Tomorrow. These 10 teens have been selected because of their dreams and the roles they want to play as leaders in America's future and someday they may truly have a place in Black History. It's not a perfect world. Meetings could be shorter, bosses could be smarter, food could be a whole lot better, and heaven knows pantyhose could stand some improvement, presenting the best no-nonsense ever. With a unique stay-flat waistband that doesn't roll down or bind, something other pantyhose just don't have. Pantyhose that do a little more. No-nonsense. Beautifully put together. It's your buddy Willard Scott and I'm hosting the new Original Amateur Hour where you'll see some of the best amateur talent in the whole world. The new Original Amateur Hour Sunday at 9, 8 Central, only on the Family Channel. It's never too late for the good taste of Smuckers. Surprisingly under 20 calories and you're not adding any fat. A good way to end your day. With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good. The only woman in a house full of men and they're all hungry. Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee. Their ravioli is low in cholesterol and that's important, even for kids. And for a taste this good, they'll even do the dishes. Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee. How about poor Fred Wilson? What a shame. So soon after retiring. I hear his wife needed help with the funeral expenses. That's ridiculous. He had Social Security. When my brother died, his wife received a check from Social Security, all right, for $255. Funeral costs were more than $4,000. How on earth did she pay for it? Fortunately, my brother bought some additional life insurance a few years before he retired. I'll bet that cost a pretty penny. Not with Colonial Penn. Each unit costs just $6.95 a month. Less than $0.25 a day. I have it myself. We both do. Both of you? That's right. 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That's 1-800-831-2500. Call now. There's no obligation. 1-800-831-2500. Little Jake Rosner is all grown up. He's grown out, but not up. Please come back home to help the woman who raised him raise a new generation of foster kids. I don't know what you did, but I'm sure you did it, so don't do it again. He's Big Brother Jake. Sunday at 6, 5 Central. Only on the Family Channel. Welcome to Sac County, Iowa. We've grown Jolly Time popcorn here for 78 years. You won't find any fancy debutantes or Hollywood types here. Just good people like you and me. Same goes for Jolly Time popcorn. It's all natural. No preservatives. Nothing artificial, just good popcorn. Good things grow naturally in Sac County. And there's nothing Hollywood about that. Jolly Time. Popcorn the way nature intended. To taste delicious ice cream is to remember how it feels to be a kid. The excitement, the fun, the absolute joy. So taste some luscious, cool, creamy ice cream. Ice cream makes you feel like a kid again. If you're serious about whole grain, remember, Wheaties has it. These guys don't. Better get your whole grain. You better eat your Wheaties. You're pure, you're natural, you're one of a kind. Ivory. It's so mild, more people baby their skin with it than any other soap. You're my Ivory baby. Now your Ivory baby could star in an Ivory soap commercial and win $50,000. Just send us a photo and an Ivory soap proof of purchase. Order today because anybody can be an Ivory baby. Just when I think the world's too cold. There you are, right there beside me. There you are in my heart, standing by me once again. Sheba, because you cherish your cat. Declassified KGB files reveal mysterious discussions between Senator Edward Kennedy and top communist leaders. What did Kennedy need from the Soviets and why are the facts being hidden from the American people? The secret KGB memos later tonight. You want to accent your weak to positive, eliminate the negative. Tune in to the affirmative, the family channel, yes indeed. Nobody captures life on the positive side like the family channel. You want to accent your weak to positive, the family channel, yes indeed. Hello America, hey this is your old buddy Willard Scott and I'm hosting the new Original Amateur Hour where you'll see some of the best amateur talent in the whole world. Singers, dancers, jugglers, comics, zany, novelty acts, you name it, we've got it. And it's all part of the new Original Amateur Hour to get your family all ready for the most entertaining hour on television. The new Original Amateur Hour, Sunday at 9, 8 Central, only on the Family Channel. It's my favorite program. From the kitchen of the real Sarah Lee. Have kids coming over, get out a Sarah Lee pound cake, slice it and spread fresh fruit and whipped cream in layers. And when the kids get there, just take a bow. Come home. To doctor a bad cough, get you Robitussin Maximum Strength Cough. This will help. It gives big relief. You Robitussin Maximum Strength Cough, big relief for your wrist coughs. You're right, starting them off with hot quake oatmeal is the right thing to do. It's the right thing for you too, you know, you can stand the warming and the nourishment. Instant quaker oatmeal. It's the right thing to do. I'll borrow my mother's earrings, her scarf, but my mother's tampons, no way. I found new Ultimates Cardboard Applicator Tampons from Playtex. Great protection plus a curved cardboard applicator. Ultimates, it's not your mother's tampon. Rick, I just want to be friends. Good news. Cookies and cream, Twix. Good news. Honey, your father and I have been asked to chaperone the dance. Good news. Now there's cookies and cream between the chocolate and that great cookie crunch. Good news. Cookies and cream, Twix, another one of life's great kicks. Cookies. Oh, yeah. With the introduction of the 1992 LeSaber, Buick's reputation continues to grow. And it pleases us that people are taking notice. Because the LeSaber isn't just another fine motor car, it's a Buick. And Buick is rapidly becoming an enormous symbol for quality in America. Dreams are shattered in a lineage uprooted to make way for progress on Walton's Mountain. He gives us just three days to get out. Are you just going to accept that? Richard Thomas stars in The Conflict, Sunday at 4, 3 Central on the Family Film Festival. It's Rover. He's a big city hound. Ah! From way, way out of town. Hey, cut it out. I'm turning into a corn dog. That's boyfetched. You want it, you go get it. Rover Dangerfield. Look for it on videocassette. Bugles, box, bugles, dog. Who thinks they're fun to blow? However, when he eats the bugles, he finds a crispy corn crunch and discovers with bugles, it's the taste that's a blast. It's not a perfect world. Eatings could be shorter. Bosses could be smarter. Food could be a whole lot better. And heaven knows, pantyhose could stand some improvement, presenting the best no-nonsense ever. With the unique stay flat waistband that doesn't roll down or bind, it's something other pantyhose just don't have. Pantyhose that do a little more. No nonsense. Beautifully put together. All across America, people are throwing in the towel. The scrub brush, the rubber gloves, and refusing to wash all their dishes before they wash their dishes. They're turning off their faucets and turning on the Maytag Jet Clean dishwasher that scrubs with 47 powerful jets, filters, then disposes. It's made to get dishes clean, no strings attached. Or a repairman. Jet Clean dishwasher from Maytag. The dependability people. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Mounds don't. Mounds got rich milk chocolate, coconut and munchy nuts too. Mounds got deep dark chocolate and chewy coconut. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Mounds don't. Because sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.