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People saw you, Nick.
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And you just saw an amazing car chase, the first one ever filmed on the streets of Cannes.
And that was just in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
Now it's time to get the Bridgestone tires inside track on how they pulled off those incredible hairpin turns.
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Filming a car chase on the ritzy French Riviera was a major coup for the Transporter stunt team.
Let's do it one more time.
In fact, entire city blocks of that beautiful resort were shut down just for this movie.
And when you're given that kind of green light, you've got to get things right the first time.
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And Jason Statham not only can kick butt, he can kick it into high gear.
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Well, maybe not all of the stunts.
We're here in the virtual world where we have total access to all the Transporter's DVD bonus features.
And right now we're going to check out star Jason Statham.
I'm a big fan. He kicked butt in the movie Snatch and locked stock into Smoke and Barrel.
And Jason likes to do all that butt kicking himself. He performs most of his own stunts. Check this out.
I'm looking for a Transporter.
You listen.
Pretty much 99.9% of all the fights.
That's something that I insisted I had to do. I mean, people walk differently, talk differently, they fight differently.
The first impression I had of Jason was that he had something special that gives him the appearance of a cool guy.
He trained very hard because he likes to do things the best he can.
Breaking the rules, Frank. Good to break the rules.
He produced a movie called Kiss of the Dragon. I think he spoke to Luke about me having a lot of physical skills.
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And Jason is certainly the first English guy to take such pride in doing all the scenes himself.
The whole fact of me being involved in movies was a huge surprise.
I used to work on street corners selling jewelry and perfume.
There's not too many filmmakers and producers that you meet sitting on a milk crate outside Harrods.
Before finding fame on the silver screen, Jason Statham was a member of the British Olympic diving team.
Stick around. DVD on TV. We'll be right back.
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Welcome back to more of The Transporter here on DVD on TV.
And in the spirit of Jason Statham's live-by-the-rules character, we've come up with a couple rules to help you properly enjoy DVD on TV.
That's right. Rule number one, no flipping channels. Put that remote down.
That's right. Rule number two, no bathroom breaks during the DVD bonus features. Use a milk bottle if you have to.
If it's good enough for Howard to use, it's good enough for you, big guy.
And the big one, rule number three.
There's a three?
Try, try, try. Please tolerate Dave's lame jokes.
Whoa, whoa, hey, we didn't work on that.
Unanimous vote. Let's get back to the movie.