Our favorite movie, Born Yesterday, will return on TNT after these messages.
From Hidden Valley comes a delicious way to give up fat and cholesterol.
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A blood oath.
It's evil.
A diabolical curse.
And Sherlock Holmes is on the case.
Quick, Watson, after him!
Charlton Heston, the Crucifer of Blood.
A TNT exclusive premiere coming November 4th.
Before leaving home, 50% of all travelers get butterflies.
Two out of three leave someone they love behind.
And nearly everyone thinks traveling is hard work.
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If the Earth were only a few feet in diameter, people would come from everywhere to marvel at it.
And they would protect it because it was the only one.
Save the Earth. Now at bookstores everywhere.
Or call 1-800-727-9897.
This Halloween, vampire movies all night.
Nobody plays.
Like TNT.
Get down to the crazy beat.
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Everybody in the street.
Get, get, get, get, get, get down to the crazy beat.
Beat, beat.
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We now return to Born Yesterday on TNT.
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Favorite movie, Born Yesterday, will return on TNT after these messages.
It happens every morning in London,
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Just as the business day begins.
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Michael Jordan and the world champion Chicago Bull.
Oh, yes!
Turn up the heat in the final tune-up for the NBA season.
How sweet it is!
The Hall of Fame game, Tuesday at 8 Eastern.
Bigger than life.
Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.
A fresh look at today's problems.
Buy your copy at Walden Books.
For 40 years, they were divided.
Two different cultures with one common history must learn to live together.
Again.
Feel the hopes and fears of the new Germany on a CNN Sunday night special.
This Sunday, 9 Eastern.
Monster Vision brings back the biggest and the baddest all night Saturday on TNT.
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We now return to Born Yesterday on TNT.
Our favorite movie, Born Yesterday, will return on TNT after these messages.
It's gonna be a long night for Bogie. His best friend danced his last mambo.
He got a makeover from the cops, and he's being hustled by a beautiful doll.
Dead reckoning and three more Bogie flicks. Tonight on TNT.
Salary, $21,000. That is your present salary.
Have you ever declared bankruptcy, Mr. Hyde?
Uh, Hemple? Hemple. I want to fix up my bathroom.
Mr. Hemple. I thought it was Hazard. It is Hazard.
I'm Hemple. It is a car loan. You want to have your bathroom fixed too?
He wants to have his bathroom fixed, Mr. Hemple.
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Nobody knows more about auto financing and leasing.
When you're cooking your best, nothing tastes quite like butter.
Nothing bastes quite like butter. Nothing bakes quite like butter.
Butter.
Oh, butter. When you're cooking your best, nothing tastes quite like butter.
Yo, come on, move this. Shake that body. Shake that body. Baby, let me show you how to do this. You gotta move this. You gotta move that. Shake that body for me.
Revlon Velvet Touch Lipstick. The lipstick that lasts for up to six velvety hours.
TNT takes you on an all-night voyage to lost worlds.
Prepare to be attacked by prehistoric mutants, giants and subterranean cannibals.
Ten grueling hours of monster vision. Saturday on TNT.
I wasn't expecting to be in the hospital for two weeks. Suddenly there I was, having a cesarean.
David was wonderful. And when it was all over, I had this perfect little person.
And a lot of pain.
Later I was kind of surprised when the doctor gave me Tylenol, with all the other choices they have, but the Tylenol made me feel better.
So I could put my mind on more important things.
Tylenol, a pain reliever hospitals use most.
I think we want to love more than we want to be loved.
You can't look for love. It defines you when you're ready.
I am more open to love now that I'm older.
Only Nana makes love sound like this on Phillips CDs and cassettes.
The new baby was up all night. Now you've got to make the morning right.
Folger's always come through. It's decaffeinated, too.
The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup.
Folger's decaffeinated uses mountain-grown beans because they have more aroma than lower-level beans.
And you need great aroma to wake you up.
Now you're off to a great start, cause Folger's warmed your heart.
What a wonderful way to let the sun shine on your day.
The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup.
We now return to Born Yesterday on TNT.
They're in the bottom drawer.
We will return to Dead Reckoning in a moment on TNT.
This movie is brought to you by Hyundai. Yes, Hyundai.
Makers of the Excel, Scoop, Sonata and the brand new Elantra.
Come on, baby, let's do the twist.
Okay, we took the whole idea of car ownership and gave it a new twist.
The new Elantra. A sedan so well built and tested, it comes with two years service and maintenance free.
About all you pay for is gas, which makes owning anything else seem, well, a little bit twisted, huh?
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And do the twist.
Your hair's not some beautiful gown you just toss away when it looks tired or raggedy.
No. You give it Pantene.
Pantene can take your hair and make it better.
Because Pantene has a pro-vitamin formula that penetrates.
Your hair gets stronger, shiny, healthy.
Don't you see? That's the only head of hair you have.
You can make it the hair you always wanted.
A TNT exclusive premiere in a land of secrets.
An oath was made in blood. It's evil.
Now the world's greatest detective, Angela Gomes, must unlock the mystery of a diabolical curse.
Look out!
Charlton Heston is Sherlock Holmes in The Crucifer of Blood.
A TNT exclusive premiere coming November 4th.
Nobody plays NBA basketball like Dee Brown and TNT.
Bigger than life.
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Showtime. We entertain you like no one can this month with over 115 movies, comedy, family shows and more.
Over 75 movies including...
Help me!
Postcards from the Edge and the Showtime exclusives Arachnophobia and Up Up the Volume.
19 originals like Parts of Darkness with Francis Ford Coppola and the Elaine Boosler Comedy Show.
Plus over 20 family shows.
Showtime. We entertain you like no one can.
The Barsh's Big Super Sale.
Where is everyone?
It's on now through Sunday.
And now back to Dead Reckoning on TNT.