Our favorite movie, Born Yesterday, will return on TNT after these messages.
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Our favorite movie, Born Yesterday, will return on TNT after these messages.
Oh, no. Ellen, I'm locked out.
Such mommy. Such mommy.
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Our favorite movie, Born Yesterday, will return on TNT after these messages.
I think we want to love more than we want to be loved.
You can't look for love.
It defines you when you're ready.
I am more open to love now that I'm older.
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Oh, yes!
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How sweet it is!
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Bigger than life.
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Why do I deserve this?
It was free, Mom.
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If we come back for dinner, I'll have a set of 12.
Those are from my Aunt Rose.
I know.
So hurry to Burger King and get a collectible Coca-Cola glass free before we run out.
The Hall of Fame theme song.
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Our favorite movie, Born Yesterday, will return on TNT after these messages.
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If you added up all the potato chips you'd eaten during polka nights and play-doh games,
you'd end up with some serious fudge.
But you still wouldn't have a taste as big as these little Gino's Pizza Rolls.
Ooh, a tremendous taste of zesty pizza and a hot little bite-sized snack.
A taste so big, it makes ordinary chips seem like small potatoes.
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Next week on Change Bond Wednesday, the adversary...
The man with the golden gun.
...his mission...
The death of 007.
The man with the golden gun.
Next Wednesday night at 8.05 Eastern on TBS.
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