We will return to the Missouri Braves in a moment on TNT.
Tomorrow.
TNT presents the greatest western saga of them all, Lonesome Dove.
Now complete in two nights.
The search for an old flame.
A test of an iron will.
A legacy passed down.
A sordid past left behind.
And a frontier tamed by painful justice.
TNT's special two-night presentation of Lonesome Dove.
Tomorrow on TNT.
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Look, Mom, I made my own breakfast.
Life is a compromise.
Fortunately, it's also a cereal.
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When parents work, the kids should help out at home.
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Friday Night NBA.
Magic versus nuggets.
Friday Night NBA on TNT.
Dinosaurs once ruled the earth.
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And now back to the Missouri breaks on TNT.
Coming up, Marlon Brando returns to take over an island in the Caribbean and throws it headlong
into a revolution.
Burn.
And tomorrow, Robert DeVall and Angelica Huston star in the sweeping drama of America's Drive
to the West, Lonesome Dove.
Tame the new frontier with TNT tomorrow.
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Before hmm.
kids can touch their noses with their tongues.
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Secrets?
I don't really have any secrets.
Oh, I did when I was single.
Oh wait, no, I've got one.
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Dr. Seuss' newest book is now a TNT special,
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World premiere Sunday night, February 5th on TNT.
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And now back to the Missouri Brakes on TNT.
The Missouri Brakes in a moment on TNT.
Some people are already famous
and some people are going to be famous.
Meet the little girl with the daisy growing
from the top of her head.
Daisy Head-Maisy, the first new Dr. Seuss cartoon in years.
World premiere February 5th on TNT.
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["Saturday Night"]
Every Saturday night, TNT's Saturday Night Show.
His unforgettable songs touched a whole generation.
Now, Heartland Music presents
the very best of John Denver.
Sunshine
On my shoulders
Annie's song
Country Roads
30 Classics
by John Denver.
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
Country Roads
30 of your favorite John Denver songs.
Life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle
Thank God I'm a country boy
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And now back to
the Missouri Brakes on TNT.
We will return to
the Missouri Brakes
in a moment on TNT.
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TNT presents a world premier motion picture.
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In a TNT original.
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In the heat of the night's new home is TNT.
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And now back to the Missouri Braves on TNT.
Coming up, Marlon Brando returns to take over an island in the Caribbean
and throws it headlong into a revolution.
Burn.
And tomorrow, Robert Duvall and Angelica Houston
star in the sweeping drama of America's Drive to the West.
Lonesome Dove, tame the new frontier with TNT tomorrow.
Smell anything?
A wet dog.
Now?
Pine needles and a wet dog.
Regular air fresheners just cover up odors.
Pottery, pine needles and a wet dog.
But now there's NutraAir, a whole new idea.
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Could you do that again?
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Oh, he's still here.
Please have one.
Mmm.
You should try these. You really should.
Some things are too good to keep to yourself,
like Quaker rice cakes.
Hey, it tastes good.
It's sweet.
I like it.
I love that caramel one.
Caramel?
I'm in trouble.
Whoa, major crunch going on here.
Try it. Try any one of the flavors.
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Some things are too good to keep to yourself.
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The all-new Subaru Impreza.
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Stanley Ipkus was your average nice guy
until he came face to face with a mask.
Okay.
Now he's America's looniest human cartoon.