Count Chocula cereal is coming your way!
How about a monster for breakfast today?
What's this? Break dancing?
Give me a break.
I'll give you my Count Chocula cereal.
The cereal with loads of chocolatey marshmallows in every bowl.
It's a delicious part of this nutritious breakfast.
Poe wants my Frankenberry.
They went that-a-way. How about a monster for breakfast today?
One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
When you watch Calliope, there's a whole world to explore.
Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potato, eight.
Calliope's for kids like you. It's neat, it's cool, it's great.
So when you want some fun at home, please turn us on and see.
We're here for you to watch and love. We are Calliope.
Oh, I like it.
Sunday mornings at 7 a.m. on USA.
Well, my fair weather friends, that commercial break was a piece of cake.
Stay secure, and away we go.
We're great, we're great, we're great.
And guess what? You're great too when you're on board the USA Cartoon Express.
The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell.
It's a musical bonanza for the children you love.
Old MacDonald had a barn.
Presenting today's greatest collection of the most popular children's songs of all time.
Over 80 songs that kids will love to sing.
Honey day, we can hop, hop away.
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to get to me sweet?
They'll enjoy countless hours of laughter and healthy fun for less than the price of many toys.
Love the ducky or the what?
You make that time last so much.
Finally, a giant musical treasury containing all their favorites.
Three blind mice.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
I shoulda made me don't say a word.
Songs so familiar that you can share the joy of singing right along with your child.
Who are the people in your neighborhood?
This special children's collection is available for a limited time only and is not sold in stores.
Share the joy with a child you love.
Order today.
To order, send, check a money order for $12.98.
Plus state and local sales tax and $2.00 handling.
For two records or two cassettes, two 80 children songs.
P.L. Box 136, Department B, Indianapolis, Indiana, 46219.
To save COD fees, have your MasterCard or Visa ready.
And call toll free, 1-800-453-9009.
My, oh my, how time flies when you're having such a stupendous time.
But the USA Cartoon Express will be back with more animation surprises real soon.
Be waiting at the station.
Hey kids, I'm your host, John.
Be waiting at the station.
Hey kids, the fun keeps a-rollin' all winter long.
So hop on board the Cartoon Express when it rolls your way again tomorrow at 6.
Now, stay tuned as a powerful electronic device is stolen.
And only Hawk and Santini can get it back on Airwolf.
Next on USA.
There's a galaxy of fun just waiting to be explored on the great space coaster.
It's jokes.
It's between an elephant and a matterhoney.
What's a matterhoney?
Nothing, honey. What's the matter with you?
It's cartoons. It's music.
It's a magical ride through a world of fun.
So hop aboard the great space coaster depart every weekday morning at 9 on USA.
You're watching USA, America's all-entertainment network.
Just put down your spoon and listen.
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