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The Old West.
A time of Billy the Kid, Jesse James, Smith & Wesson.
A land big enough for Buffalo Bill Cody and his Wild West show,
where hardship and misfortune meant romance and myth often blurred reality.
Somewhere between the Kansas border and Virginia City, there exists the real West.
Join host Kenny Rogers and a cast of real American outlaws and heroes
when they go in search of the real West.
Tonight on A&E.
The African elephant on a man-made road to extinction.
What's being done to stop the slaughter on the track of the elephants?
On Investigative Reports, Friday on A&E.
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Last Bandit will continue on A&E.
You're up pretty late.
Oh, what? Didn't realize.
Mrs. Delmache.
Trim those toenails before you do serious damage to somebody.
From the creators of Driving Miss Daisy.
Albert Finney, Jill Kleberg, Katherine Irby, Kyle McLaughlin, Piper Laurie, Ethan Hawke, Susie Anis and Alfre Woodard.
Let's get a wiggle on there.
No rest for the wicked.
Rich in Love. Directed by Bruce Beresford.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, March 5th in select cities.
I want my kids to grow up in a healthy environment.
I want them to breathe clean air.
I'm for nuclear energy because it doesn't burn anything.
It produces no air pollution, no greenhouse gases.
In fact, it's one of the cleanest sources of electricity we have.
When I was in college, I was against nuclear energy, but I've reached a different conclusion.
It means cleaner air for this planet.
We will return to Cinema Matinee in a moment on A&E, the arts and entertainment network.
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Hi.
Was it something I said?
It's the business trip.
I came over last night. I had company.
You mean my brother?
He just loves my coffee.
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Don't tell me you forgot to pack your Taster's Choice.
Listen, I'm gonna be in Paris.
How romantic.
Well, it can be.
Hey, it's a jungle out there.
Wildlife Mysteries tonight on A&E.
She stole America's heart.
The quintessential child star of the 30s.
The extraordinary life of Shirley Temple Black.
Tuesday on Biography.
The classics have never sounded so good than during the JCPenney Spring Wardrobe Sale.
Starting with this number, 25% off all Stafford and Palm Beach suits and separates.
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He's a gangster.
They call me Frank, the Money Star.
Who'd rather be a comic.
You hear me?
Uh, no.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
And when Mad Dog saved his life.
You want some candy?
Why don't you give him a back rub while you're at it?
He returned the favor.
He wants me to be your friend for a week.
So what do you do for him?
You sleep with him?
I don't think he has sex.
Where'd you hear that?
Robert De Niro, Huma Thurman, Bill Murray.
What do you think of my act?
Mad Dog and Glory.
Rated R.
Starts Friday, March 5th at theaters everywhere.
We return to The Last Bandit starring Forrest Tucker.
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I do coke so I can work longer.
So I can earn more.
So I can do more coke.
So I can work longer.
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Always chasing rainbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Night Gallery.
From the master of Macabre, Rod Serling and director Steven Spielberg,
The Dark Side of Man comes to light in three chilling tales of greed, desperation and fate.
Joan Crawford, Evening Shades' Ossie Davis and Father Dowling's Tom Bosley,
a journey through the supernatural paints of portrait of horror
in the terrifying trilogy Night Gallery, Saturday on A&E.
We will return to Cinema Matinee in a moment on A&E, the arts and entertainment network.
Is the king of terror turning into Mr. Nice Guy?
Find out how author Stephen King turned his passion for horror
into passion for Little League Baseball?
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Brideshead Revisited, the landmark TV event, The Incomparable Saga, comes to A&E.
Really?
For 13 Sundays, tangled lives unravel, revealing passions, obsessions and secrets.
We loved him, didn't we?
Anthony Andrews, incorrigible, irresistible.
Jeremy Irons, the moth to his flame.
Claire Bloom, Laurence Olivier, Diana Quick.
I've come to find you.
A friendship that defied time.
Brideshead Revisited, Sunday on A&E.
We return to The Last Bandit.
Let's get to that go-go.
The Last Bandit will continue on A&E.
What's with the fifth glass?
It's Sunsweet Prune Juice with prune pulp, hon.
Be still, my heart.
It has bits of real prune.
For more fruit flavor.
He's richer.
No, costs about the same as regular Sunsweet.
Sunsweet Prune Juice with prune pulp.
Introducing country in recipes, pasta and sauce.
New from Uncle Ben's.
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We return to The Last Bandit starring Forrest Tucker.
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Sally and I go way back.
But in all these years,
there's one thing I've never told her.
How much she means to me.
Take American cheese, make it wrap.
You got a new idea for a tasty kid's snack.
Wrap an apple with American cheese and your kids will cheer
because any snack with American cheese gets you a big pat on the back.
American cheese, the snack kids love to eat.
Where's the party tonight?
They were young,
Go! Let it go!
full of life,
and passionate about their music.
They're really kicking it.
The band began turning against them.
Can't you see what's happening?
They had to choose between marching to one tune
We can't let them split us apart.
and dancing to another.
You follow my lead like always.
Come on!
We'll get through this.
Go!
Swing Kids, late at PG-13.
Starts Friday, March 5th at a theater near you.
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I'm Kenny Rogers.
Join me in a cast of real American outlaws and heroes
when we go in search of the real West.
Tonight on A&E.
You killed somebody.
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You know, you're doing a great job, but you're not using all your assets.
With a body like that, you can go places.
Sexual harassment makes you feel like less of a person.
For help and hotline numbers, ask for the Stop Sexual Harassment booklet at your public library.
Be a little more sexy.
Hey, you're talking about your job here.
No, we're talking about sexual harassment here, and I don't have to take it.
Sexual harassment violates you, and it violates the law.
And now, the conclusion of The Last Bandit.