USA movie, Arthur,
starring Dudley Moore, Liza Minnelli and Sir John Gilgud,
will return after these messages.
The place? Lake Edna.
The prize? The biggest in George Foreman's career.
You and me, Bieler.
Winner gets the Colonel's secret.
The scrappy Bieler counterpunches with a diversionary tactic.
He pulls out freshly baked buttery flavored biscuits.
New, more delicious mashed potatoes with homestyle gravy.
And coleslaw like only the Colonel could make it.
Side dishes as legendary as the Colonel's original recipe chicken.
The champ looks distracted.
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And now, back to Arthur, starring Dudley Moore.
The USA movie Arthur, starring Dudley Moore, will return.
Brave athletes challenge the notion
that Kellogg's Frosted Flakes are just for kids.
I play for the Mariners, but deep down, I'm a Tiger fan.
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So I'm thinking shrimp, but where do I go?
Long John Silvers, the voice tells me so.
It's just the shrimp at Long John's will knock you out.
It tastes so good your eyes'll bug out.
For $1.99 you get a tasty crunch,
which suits people fine, they can eat a whole bunch.
So I'm thinking, can this be real or is this a dream?
So many great meals I just want to scream.
Hey, why, skip on shrimp?
I look to the side and this voice never lies.
For $1.99 I got fish, shrimp and fries.
So if you love shrimp, you gotta go fish.
Long John Silvers, you're gonna get your wish.
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Hey, Jimmy Lee, beautiful morning, huh?
Morning ain't my time, Bert.
Oh, Daddy, give me a glass of energy from a foul here.
Energy? Well, that's just orange juice.
No, this is 100% pure Florida orange juice.
Get you in your feet and keep it going.
It's got minerals, it's loaded with vitamin C,
and it's energy, Jimmy Lee, natural and delicious.
Ah, I'm feeling that get up and go already.
Well, then go, son.
100% pure Florida orange juice.
It'll get you on your feet.
You got him going all right.
Now, back to Arthur on USA.
Oh, you're a hedge.
Arthur, starring Dudley Moore and Liza Minnelli, will return.
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Have an NFL player at your Super Bowl party.
So I take a third exit?
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I was on a quest for ideal refreshment.
Water was pure, but taste was non-existent.
Some diet sodas had taste
and also a lot of artificial coloring.
Quest! Quest! Quest!
I kind of fell upon it.
Two calorie quest.
Luscious fruit flavors.
Sparkling spring water.
Quest.
Ideal refreshment.
And it's only two calories.
I got tired of talking about feeling fit,
so I decided to do something about it.
The hard part was putting the shoes on again.
The easy part is eating Wheaties.
It's made with 100% whole grain.
Most cereals aren't.
And Wheaties is a low-fat energy source.
That's important.
The kids make fun of me at first
until they realize I could catch them easier, right?
Right.
I just like it when I feel more fit.
That's why I'm getting into Wheaties.
There's a time to laugh
Oh, there's a time to cry
There are times you can't let
Pass you by
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Hey, hey, hey, hey
I need a vehicle.
How about a truck?
I love it.
And what about our family?
A Sable wagon, then.
This is a great family car.
Yeah, it is.
But...
Or an Explorer.
Now, this is it.
Her four-door and my four-wheel drive.
And now, back to Arthur, starring Dudley Moore.
The movie Arthur, starring Dudley Moore,
Liza Minnelli and Sir John Gilgud,
will return after these messages.
I smoke, but in the stadium, smoking's not allowed.
So I've got my own game plan.
I'm gonna smoke a cigarette.
So I've got my own game plan, Wrigley's Spearmint Gum.
It's got a cool, clean taste my buddies and I can all enjoy.
Instead of smoking, I share my pure chewing satisfaction.
Alaska. If you've got what it takes, you can make it to the top.
New Line Cinema sadly mourns the passing of a screen legend.
After 13 years of sending victims to their graves,
Jason is finally going to his own.
Jason goes to hell.
The final Friday, rated R, now playing at a theater near you.
Here's the real beauty of Rust-Oleum Protective Coatings.
A tough barrier against the elements.
Rust-Oleum, the name that means protective coatings.
Rust-Oleum, the name that means protection.
Hungry? Wendy's introduces its Big Bacon Classic.
A quarter pound of fresh beef, cheese,
and three big strips of bacon with the works on a toasted Kaiser bun.
Come try Wendy's new Big Bacon Classic, but make sure you come hungry.
You might want to skip breakfast.
Only one adult cereal could be this much fun to eat.
Basic Four, a colorful mix of flakes, fruit, and nuts.
Basic Four tastes so good, you'll forget it for adults.
I'm a smoker. My co-workers aren't.
So from nine to five, I chew Wrigley's spearmint gum.
That cool, clean taste is something everyone in the office can enjoy.
So instead of smoking, I share my pure chewing satisfaction.
The nightmare should have been over.
But true terror never dies.
Friday the 13th, Part 5 on USA.
Coming up next.
Now Dudley Moore is back as Arthur.
Yeah!
Jimmy!
What?
I'm Richard Dysart, and you're watching USA, America's favorite cable network.
Next on USA.
When full moons rule the evening sky, Camp Crystal Lake begins to die with young and
able counselors slain.
There's just one boy that will remain.
His name is Jason, and today's his day.
It's Friday the 13th on USA.
So watch these people attempt to survive the horror of Friday the 13th, part five.
Next on USA.