Next on USA Dudley Moore is Arthur.
That's funny.
Arthur is having too much fun.
I'll fill it out of the car.
Isn't that the funniest thing ever?
Arthur is in love.
You see that?
You're a little strange, but cute.
I want to marry you.
Although I'm supposed to marry you in a minute.
Daddy!
Arthur may not be around for much longer.
You're gonna have my favorite of cheese.
You think he wants some cheese?
Sir John Gielgud, Liza Minnelli and Dudley Moore.
Arthur, next on USA.
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They're all angels.
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So I'm thinking shrimp, where do I go?
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So if you love shrimp, you gotta go fish.
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Burt, why'd we have to get up so early and ride through our orange grove?
Because we need to have some quality time together, Pop.
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Okay, that's enough quality time. I gotta lie.
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Marilyn and Bobby, their final affair on USA Today at 3.
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Bet you don't know what's in your cereal.
Oh yeah? Try me.
Cheerios has added salt.
Salt? Are you kidding?
Cracklin' Oat Bran has added fat.
Fat?
Cornflakes has added sugar.
Sugar.
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This is where you can mountain bike, you can sail, you can climb, you can hike.
I just get like bruises and things.
See my bruise?
You know, I'd hate to just die being old and not have had any fun.
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I'm happy here.
But we both need really cool men.
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So I'm thinking shrimp, where do I go?
Long John Silver's a boys tells me so.
I look for the sign, that boys never lies.
For $1.99 I got fish, shrimp and fries.
So if you love shrimp, you gotta go fish.
At Long John Silver's you're gonna get your wish.
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