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Loved by a king. Hated by an empire. Erased from history.
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They needed to find this re-killer before he struck again.
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Hey.
You. It's me, your left eye. My brother's the lazy one on the right.
Hi.
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In the late 1990s, a deadly crime ring so well organized took all of New England by surprise.
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To bring these killers to justice, police must shatter a deadly code of silence.
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Before he found another victim.
3,000 years ago, Nefertiti was erased from history.
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A story of power, love, and betrayal.
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Say unprovoked sharks don't bite.
As long as we don't move around, they just mind their own business.
This time, they were wrong.
For the first time in Shark Week history, an underwater film crew captures the unthinkable.
A shark expert becomes a shark victim, despite any familiar behavior signalling as a warning.
Just when we thought we knew it all, there is still so much to learn.
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A Discovery Premier penetrates the world's most secretive country.
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On October 2, 1986, the FBI and Missouri State Police surrounded a barn in Wright City
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