Next Tuesday on an all-new episode of The Shield.
Just arrested Derek Tripp on weapons charges. He's playing against the Lakers tonight.
Damn, I gotta call my bookie.
Critics call it a muzzle velocity police drama that will redefine the genre.
Put some clothes on, man.
Ball cutters!
You wanna bet on how many heads this guy's got icing down in there?
The Shield, an all-new episode next Tuesday at 10 only on FX.
Steven Spielberg's E.T. is coming home to the big screen with never-before-seen footage and enhanced visual effects.
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Rated PG.
Back in the flesh.
Why just use Febreze in the house?
After all, odors end up in lots of other places, too.
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It's time to spring into action at your Honda dealer because right now you can ride off with a great street bike with financing as low as 2.9% with no down payment.
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Taco Bell's new Club Chalupa is the king of clubs.
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A squad is a unit that's together so you're only as good as the smallest person in your squad.
It's not about me anymore. We need to get through this together.
Everybody gets the same training. It doesn't matter if you go in active or reserve.
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When a drunk hits behind the wheel of a car.
Clint Eastwood. In his epic tale of justice and revenge.
Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman.
Oh, I guess they had it coming.
Winner of four Academy Awards including Best Picture and Best Director.
We all have it coming, Clint.
Unforgiven, next Tuesday at 730, followed by The Shield on FX.
Critics call The Shield a muscle velocity police drama that will redefine the genre.
Put some clothes on.
The Shield all new next Tuesday at 10 on FX.
There are millions of reasons to stay single.
Dating is such a waste of time.
But in one moment.
Hi.
Hi. Your love life.
My brother here used my wedding on Saturday.
Okay, let's go.
It can become a total trip.
What is this?
It's on that aisle.
Might as well strap a sign on that says stalker.
Christina?
My God.
Cameron Diaz.
You! Oh, God!
Sweetest thing.
John?
Rated R.
In theaters everywhere April 12.
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DJ Professor K here, the last free voice in the city, baby.
Here's a long-distance dedication from the kids on the street.
Dear Security Goon Squad, we want to thank you for being you.
Slow, tweet, pull it.
We are free, man.
Keeping the soul of the city alive.
You can't stop us.
Yeah.
Hugs and kisses, David.
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I lost my wallet and my credit card was in it.
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Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised.
From James Cameron, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jamie Lee Curtis,
True Lies, a Generation FX movie, Sunday at 430 on FX.
Taco Bell's new Club Chalupa is the king of clubs.
A winning combination of marinated all-white meat chicken and smoked bacon
wrapped in a crispy chalupa shell.
Graze the stakes with the king of clubs and think outside the bun.
There is the world you know, and one you can only imagine,
where you can navigate satellites, or fly without ever leaving the ground,
where you can live in the future before it even arrives.
When you cross into the blue, everything is different and important, especially you.
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This is a puppet show.
Want a piece of me furball?
This is a puppet show on Fox.
Any questions?
Man, is there some puppet funk in here?
Greg the Bunny premieres March 27th on Fox.
Critics call The Shield a muscle velocity police drama that will redefine the genre.
Put some clothes on.
All new next Tuesday at 10 on FX.
A typical car insurance agent is on the job during regular business hours.
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Think of e-business as a game.
You got players, you got management.
You got opponents who don't always play by the rules.
This game takes strategy.
And the ability to move that metaphorical ball that is information,
with more money on the line than in any other game that's ever been played.
E-business isn't just a game. It's the game.
So if you're going to play, play to win.
Every day, lots to do, never get completely through.
But when it's time for us to eat, I make a meal complete.
Nothing completes the meal like grand biscuits.
My home to yon.
First, the Subaru WRX won their hearts.
Then, it won their minds.
And now, it's won their awards.
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That's the beauty of Subaru all-wheel drive.
Hmm, what do I want in a Glade Plug-in?
Well, it'd be fresh.
What about a nightlight? A bright one.
That goes off when you don't need it.
And doesn't block my outlets.
Perfect.
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Now that's a bright idea.
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We still get up with the birds like Grandpa did.
But we don't do everything he did.
We quit using toothpaste.
Why use toothpaste?
When your whole mouth needs protecting.
Not just your teeth.
What about your gums and your breath?
What we need is a whole mouth paste.
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It's three different toothpaste in one.
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Keeps your gums healthy.
And your breath clean and fresh.
Aqua Fresh works as hard as we do.
It's the whole mouth paste.
Oh, this could get ugly for Mr. Quackers.
What lasts up to three times longer than so-called heavy duty batteries?
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