In the 80s, Honda became known for its reliable feature-filled cars.
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I hate guilt.
That's why I love wheat thins and now oat thins, too.
Look, whole oat grains baked right in.
Now do I love oat thins as much as my wheat thins?
Yeah.
Am I feeling a little guilty about that?
Nah.
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St. Louis Blues captain Rick Mehar has torn knee ligaments and is through for the playoffs.
The Blues and Blackhawks are tied at two in the Norris Finals.
Notre Dame officials have reportedly told the NCAA about the possible misuse of a telephone
credit card by Irish football players.
Coach Lou Holtz refused to comment.
And National League umpire Bob Engels on an indefinite leave of absence.
He allegedly tried to shoplift 4,000 baseball cards.
For TBS Sports Watch, I'm Steve Yavner.
Sports Watch is from Headline News.
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If you're considering an accord or Camry, consider Car and Driver magazine's report
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They called it an ideal car for a deep and meaningful long-term relationship, adding
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I hate guilt.
That's why I love wheat thins and now oat thins, too.
Look, whole oat grains baked right in.
Now do I love oat thins as much as my wheat thins?
Yeah.
Am I feeling a little guilty about that?
Nah.
We now return to Yule Brenner in Return of the Seven.
A freak accident turns their world upside down.
Now they must escape or become the final victims.
The Poseidon Adventure.
2.35 Eastern on TBS Saturday.
Attitudes in fashion from J.C.
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Accessories are always important in completing a look, but you might be surprised how they
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For example, a shawl, a beret, a suede belt, you're off to work.
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Or pull out all the stops.
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Accessories can perform magic on your wardrobe.
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What would you call a pass that takes you to everywhere the NBA calls home?
Anytime for any game.
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Take this test.
Can you spot the economy car?
Here's a hint.
It's the red one.
The 1991 Camaro RS.
Nobody's winning like the heartbeat.
The real test of a power mower is starting it easily on the first pull.
That's why Sears is putting 100 Craftsman Eager One mowers on the line.
Look at that.
99 first pulls starts out of 100.
No wonder there are more craftsmen on the job than any other brand.
And now through Saturday during Sears show and sale, this three and a half horsepower
Craftsman lawnmower is only $199.
So don't miss it.
For 10 points, what are you eating?
Craft macaroni and cheese.
It's craft cheese and macaroni.
Hey, sorry.
Judges, this session's our final.
Craft cheese and macaroni, the cheesiest.
For those who believe reduced fat cheese has to be bland, Cherny has some very sharp words.
New Cherny Lite.
Delicious sharp cheddar taste with a third less fat.
New Cherny Lite.
They're making more out of less.
Put away the oily cheddar, baby, you know what I like.
Velveeta shreds, all my dinner spreads.
No cheddar oil dribbling down.
Velveeta shredded, cooks up better every time.
Oh, Velveeta, it's what I like.
He would forsake his God and people for his she would offer her life.
Solomon and Sheba.
805 Eastern on TBS Thursday night.
For a limited time, the omelet will not be confined to stuffy breakfast settings.
Introducing the Western Omelet McMuffin.
McDonald's has liberated the omelet.
So it's free to go where you go with diced ham, chopped onions, fresh green peppers and
a slice of cheese all folded inside a toasted English muffin.
It's in the streets.
It's in cars and on the job.
The new Western Omelet McMuffin, a delicious taste of liberation that will soon be a memory.
Welcome to Lumina Sedan.
It has been designed with care for you and yours.
Listen to the heartbeat.
With rear doors that open wide, plenty of room for the family to enjoy.
And even Scotchgard fabric protector comes standard.
The family Lumina Sedan.
When it comes to new ideas, nobody's winning like.
Heartbeat of America.
That's today's Chevrolet.
It's gonna be real nice, everybody together.
It's gonna be living hell and you know it.
The turnover clan.
They're eccentric, excessive, expressive and exceptionally interested in just one thing.
They're looking for daddy's will.
Can you remember where you put your will?
Six hundred thousand dollars.
Daddy's Dying.
Who's Got the Will?
A comedy of heirs.
Rated PG-13.
It's Friday, May 4th at a theater near you.
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I hate guilt.
That's why I love wheat thins and now oat thins too.
Look, whole oat grains baked right in.
Now do I love oat thins as much as my wheat thins?
Yeah.
Am I feeling a little guilty about that?
Nah.
Next, outnumbered and alone.
One man fights for justice in a town infested with corruption.
John Payne, The Vanquished.
Next on TBS, a great place for great movies.
I hate guilt.
That's why I love wheat thins and now oat thins too.
Look, whole oat grains baked right in.
Now do I love oat thins as much as my wheat thins?
Yeah.
Am I feeling a little guilty about that?
Nah.
Check one, check two, check.
Back to the calls.
New York.
Hello.
I love you, Larry.
Are you a singer who acts or an actor who sings?
Great show, everyone.
Larry King Live.
More than just a lot of talk.
Weeknights on CNN.
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Two pizzas with ten toppings for $9.99.
That's impossible.
Are you kidding?
Anything's possible.
Look at this.
This thing's chappin' on the head of a pin.
Two pizzas with ten toppings for $9.99?
That's impossible.
Anything's possible.
I taught my dog to say, I love you.
Little Caesar's has done the impossible.
Two pizzas with ten toppings for $9.99.
Pizza, pizza.
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You're gonna fly.
Lady steps and you're the spirit.
You're the fire of the USA.
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Triscuit Tons, same big crunch, same weedy taste.
Look for Triscuit Bits in stores right now.
As for Triscuit Tons, we're still working on the box.