Like luxury sedans costing twice the money, the Nissan Altima has special sound dampening
insulation and three seals on every door, which helps sound outside the cabin remain
inside.
Now lease the Altima GXE with a special options package for $2.29 a month and $7.50 down for
36 months.
Well, here we are at the Temple of Body Worship.
And look what we've discovered.
Shocking discovery.
Tropicana twister light has fewer calories yet tastes wildly provocative.
How could that?
Apparently, they desire firm little bodies.
While indulging their insatiable lusts for pleasure.
Tropicana twister light, the first bottle juice drink with NutriSweet.
More taste excitement than Mother Nature intended.
I think we've seen quite enough of this little peep show.
Alpha Hydrox is going to turn everything you think about skin care on its head.
When you hear what Alpha Hydrox does, you'll flip too.
Alpha Hydrox can reduce the appearance of wrinkles using a fruit acid as a natural exfoliant.
While it improves the way your skin looks and feels.
Oh, and it's under $10.
Try it and see for yourself.
Alpha Hydrox, available at drug discount and grocery stores.
Dr. Erard, what is this gadget here?
This is called a fetoscope and it's to listen to a baby's heartbeat when it's still inside
the mother.
What kind of battery do you have in there?
Say ah.
Hmm, Duracell.
Is that because they last so long?
It does last a long time because we put this thing to use a lot.
We listen to lots and lots of babies every day.
The medical journals ever discuss why Duracell batteries last?
No, no.
I've never seen a study on batteries.
They talk the big issues, don't they?
Yeah, they avoid all the controversial stuff, you know.
They just do the easy things.
Duracell.
No other battery lasts longer.
Can you refer me to a specialist?
What am I going to do with these potatoes?
Add a little spam and add a lot of taste.
My pasta?
It's boring.
Add a little spam and add a lot of taste.
Add a little spam and add a lot of taste.
Spam luncheon meat when you want a lot of taste for not a lot of money.
Add a little spam and add a whole lot of taste.
And try spam life.
Are these your drugs?
Look, Dad, it's not mine.
Where did you get it?
Dad.
Answer me.
Who taught you how to do this stuff?
I did.
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Did what?
But the wardrobe sale doesn't.
See your local paper.
You like food. You get hardware. You take mail-out.
Ah, life is good.
To you, the new Volkswagen Golf may not look more aerodynamic than a Porsche 928.
But then, you're not a bug.
Thursday.
Good luck.
A friend of Ben's is in for a big surprise.
I'm your daughter, Max.
Now, they're teaming up on a picture-perfect Hollywood murder investigation.
We might have something big.
George Papard and Tracy Nelson guest star on Matlock Thursday.
Tuesday on an all-new NYPD Blue.
That's my son.
My kids are the victims.
If you lie, I'm gonna lock you down, and we're gonna do this the hard way.
Kelly comes down hard.
I got you.
All-new NYPD Blue Tuesday. Viewer discretion advised.
John Jake's Heaven and Hell will continue in a moment here on ABC.
They protect us from criminals, but who's protecting them from each other?
Never did I think another officer would hurt me.
What if the cops are the rapists?
The department betrayed me.
A startling primetime.
Plus, she's the beautiful girl who married the king.
Now, Priscilla Pressley tells us about life with Elvis.
Primetime Thursday.
Tonight on 9 News at 10, two Serbian fighters challenge NATO and lose.
The U.S. says NATO scored an A+.
Also, United and Continental don't want to open DIA too soon, but will they make a difference?
And two different people, two differing views on transracial adoption.
And the fact is, I don't have to choose one or the other, and society just hasn't gotten to the point of acknowledging that.
Also, what's this?
Well, I know what it is, but how long are we gonna have to put up with it?
I'll let you know at 10.
We've told this elephant that from now on, she'll have to dial 1 plus 303 for all long-distance calls within the 303 area code.
Because elephants are known to have extraordinary memories, we know she won't forget.
Remember, that's 1 plus 303.
Don't wait for a year in Paris.
Get a 94 Ranger for only $99 a month.
Get huge savings at the end, you will make your mark now.
If you can't go to the factory.
Come to the Lakewood Fort by clearance center.
Harry! Harry! Harry!
We're gonna miss the boat!
Both Visa and American Express Gold cards can get you to Great Guanaquay in the Bahamas.
But should there be trouble in paradise...
Honey, we missed the boat! Whoa!
What do we do now?
Visa Gold can come to your rescue because the only hotel on Great Guanaquay doesn't take American Express.
I know that guy.
Visa Gold, it's everywhere you want to be.
Oh, Harry!
Is it right to adopt a child into another culture?
Tonight on 9 News at 10.
A no-smoking rule stirs the Capitol.
Tomorrow on 9 News.
Any car with airbags will help protect you when a head-on collision.
The new Volkswagen Golf has airbags, crumple zones, and side impact beams so it can help protect you from any angle.
Including this one.
Yeah, yeah, yes!
Honey Bunches of Oats.
Just enough for one bowl.
Matt, save me some Honey Bunches of Oats.
Yes, yes.
Hey, me too! It's my favorite.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Matthew!
Yeah, yeah.
Honey Bunches of Oats.
With crispy flakes of wheat and corn and crunchy oat bunches, your whole family will love it.
Uh-oh.
Is there another box?
Honey Bunches of Oats.
The one cereal your whole family will love.
MCI called, and they want friends and family phone numbers, and if they are on that friends and family, you get a better deal.
Well, nobody was in my family, so it's not a better deal.
I thought it would be a lot more savings.
You want to give us savings? Give us savings. Just give it to us.
You got it.
New AT&T True USA Savings.
Spend $25 a month and get 20% off AT&T calls to anyone in the USA, guaranteed.
Two out of three friends and family users on basic or primetime will save more on True USA Savings.
Bye, MCI.
Your true voice.
In her quest for a gold, world-class skater Nancy Kerrigan always eats plenty of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup.
You see, a meal with chicken noodle replenishes nutrients and helps give her the energy to keep going.
In fact, it helps give her so much energy, she's thinking of pursuing some other sports, too.
Campbell's.
We're going to take your picture. Here we go.
Okay, give me a big smile.
Don't want kids to love me.
Oh, it's the phone.
They want you to smile.
They'll call you back.
So this guy walks into a psychiatrist with a squid on his hand.
You've heard this one.
Ow!
Funny thing happened to me on the way to the sandbox today.
Look, I'm the mailman.
Don't cry, it's just me. It's not really a mouse.
I'm dying here.
You like French fries? You like McDonald's?
What did I tell you? Kids love me.
The new Volkswagen Golf features a track correcting rear axle and an improved turning radius of just 32 1⁄2 feet,
all of which makes the tight handling Golf the perfect car for the city.
This is the one you've heard about, the one they're talking about.
Mariel Hemingway guest stars when Roseanne's night out with the girls gets out of hand.
We ought to hang out tomorrow, I think.
Huh?
And all new Roseanne, Tuesday at 9, 8 Central, parental discretion advised.
There's nothing worse than being the new kids in town.
There's nothing better...
Live dangerously.
...than a little adventure.
There's nothing quite like...
Perfect! What you waiting for?
...Paradise.
This is excellent.
The Birds of Paradise, premiering Thursday.
Continental, one airline can make a difference.
Business first.
The comfort and service of international first class at a business class fair.
That's the difference on Continental.